The Man Picked up by the Gods Revised – Volume 1 Chapter 17: First Job in Town (2/2)

The Man Picked up by the Gods Revised – Volume 1 Chapter 17: First Job in Town (1/2)
The Man Picked up by the Gods Revised – Volume 1 Chapter 18: After a Job Well Done is Another Job

The client lived in the eastern part of Gimuru in a district filled with cheap houses. Most of the houses were ancient, and in fact, even the house I would be cleaning was a run-down shabby house made of bricks.

I knocked at the door.

…No one’s coming.

I knocked again.

…Still not coming.

Are they out?

I knocked again, but this time I called out.

“Excuse me! Is anyone in? I’ve come for the job request you posted in the Adventurers Guild.” [Ryouma]

As soon as I said that, the sound of running footsteps and creaking wood sounded, then the door swung open.

“Did you really come to help nyaa!?” [Client]

The person that came out had cat ears on her head and a tail extending from her waist. It was a cat girl. I knew the beast tribe existed and I’ve even seen them in the guild before, but this is my first time talking to one in person.

I’m a little excited, but it’s a pity… My first time meeting a beastman actually had to be accompanied by this terrible stench.

But, no! I won’t lose! I’ll show you the power of Japan’s customer service! My smile won’t break with just a little stench!

“Yes, I’m Ryouma Takebayashi from the Adventurers Guild. Would you happen to be the client?” [Ryouma]
“That’s right, nyaa! Did you really come to help nyaa!? I’d already given up nyaa~!” [Client]
“Before we start, please confirm the details of the job.” [Ryouma]
“Yep, yep! That’s it nyaa! My name is Miya nyaa! Thank you so much for coming nyaa!” [Miya]
“Please thank me when the job’s done.” [Ryouma]
“…Uu, UEEeeeeen!” [Miya]

She’s crying!?

I did my best to treat her normally, but she suddenly cried… Now what?

“W-Wait a moment! Please calm down, ok?” [Ryouma]
“Sorry… It’s just that I was so happy nyaa… All the adventurers so far were always full of complaints… and they always ended up leaving midway nyaa~ There were even some kids who couldn’t handle the smell from the entrance and left right there and then… You’re the first one who actually looks eager to do the work nyaa…” [Miya]

Couldn’t you have endured a little at least, fellow adventurers? It’s not like you could catch anything just by standing at the entrance…

“Anyway, shall we get to work? It’s at the basement, right?” [Ryouma]
“That’s right nyaa. But what are you going to do nyaa?” [Miya]
“I heard most of the trash are kitchen waste and lumber remnants. I have a suitable magic I can use.” [Ryouma]
“Really nyaa?” [Miya]

“Yes, it costs quite a bit of mana, so there aren’t a lot of people who use it. I also brought my familiars with me.” [Ryouma]
“You’re a monster tamer nyaa? …Well, so long as you can clean it up, anything’s fine nyaa. Please take care of it nyaa.” [Miya]
“Sure. Just to be sure, there are no valuables left at the basement?” [Ryouma]
“Nyan nyan, I never even used it to store anything, so there’s no problem nyaa. Though even if there were some, after being buried in trash like that, I’d just throw it away anyway, nyaa.” [Miya]

Well, unless it’s something really important, you’d rarely keep something that’s been buried in kitchen waste for so long. Good then.

“I should be able to finish quickly then. You won’t mind if I get rid of everything in the basement, right?” [Ryouma]
“No nyaa.” [Miya]
“I’ll get to work then. Where’s the entrance to the basement?” [Ryouma]
“Over here nyaa.” [Miya]

Miya-san led me to a flight of stairs extending down. Following that, I found myself before a door, on the other side of which, was a mountain of garbage and a large business of flies.

Closing the door for a moment, I let the huge scavenger slime out of the basket strapped to me and ordered it to split inside the basement, turning the huge slime into a colossal colony of slimes that filled the room till its roof, then I ordered it to release some stench to attract the flies, and when they’d gathered, I ordered the slimes to eat them all… The scavenger slimes found them delicious.

After that all that was left was to leave the slimes to consume the rest of the trash.

If someone were to see me, they might think I’m playing hooky, so to be safe, I put up a Barrier of Concealment to hide myself.

20 minutes later, the scavenger slimes told me that most of the garbage had already been eaten, so I finally entered the basement myself.

It’s a lot better now than before, but it still stinks. Moreover, as the receptionist had mentioned, more trash is coming in from the hole. It seems this house was built at the foot of a slope and the landfill is right above, which is why the trash slides down into the basement.

Who’s brilliant idea was it to build a house here? To make things worse, because the trash had buried it once before, the ground beyond the wall is unstable. Eh, I’m sure we’ll manage so long as the scavenger slimes eat everything.

“Miya-san.” [Ryouma]
“Ah, did something happen nyaa?” [Miya]
“The garbage pouring into the basement is to the left of the house, right?” [Ryouma]
“Yes, that’s the landfill, nyaa.” [Miya]
“I need to keep the trash from pouring in, so I’ll drop by there for a bit. Just call me if something happens.” [Ryouma]

After leaving a few words with the client, I went outside. This time I’m going to take the slimes to dine at the landfill.

“…” [Miya]
“They’re slimes.” [Ryouma]
“Indeed…” [Miya]

She looked at me suspiciously like a long lost relative who happened to be passing by.

I should put up a Barrier of Concealment here too. There’s nothing legally wrong with having a slime for a familiar, but there might be some people who have issues with that, so just to be safe.

The Barrier of Concealment works because it utilizes dark mana, and it makes it so that people will pass through it unconsciously.

When I first learned it, I ended up leading myself astray. I passed by my own house several times before I noticed that the barrier I’d erected was messing with me.

While thinking of stuff like that, the scavenger slimes went to work, and one hour later, all of the trash had been eaten.

Still, I wonder what’s up with these slimes. They don’t need to eat a lot, but when you feed them, they’ll keep eating until you run out.

…In any case, the trash is gone now. The wall is still dirty, but that’s where I come in. I went back to Miya-san’s house and had the scavenger slime and cleaner slime spray the basement with deodorizing liquid. When the stench was all gone, I washed the filth off the walls with water.

“‘Mist Wash’.” [Ryouma]

By generating water with water magic and compressing it, I was able to spray off the filth from the walls.

I came across this spell while trying to cast Water Cutter, a high pressured water cutting spell, and when I failed, this came about. I noticed it was similar to one of the cleaning tools back in my previous life, so I figured I could use it as cleaning magic.

Even stubborn filth is worthless in the face of this spell, but it uses a lot of mana, so cleaning an entire room is quite taxing. On the bright side, it can be used as long as there’s enough mana, but it’s only really practical for people with a big mana pool.

“And done.” [Ryouma]

After washing off the filth from the walls, I had the scavenger slimes drink the filthy water.

The room is all clean now, but the hole in the wall bothers me… Leaving it like that wouldn’t be good, so I figured I might as well cover it up.

Having made up my mind, I used Create Block to turn the dirt outside into brick-sized stones and turned the hole in the wall into a square, then I used the sticky slime’s hardening liquid in place of cement and filled the hole with my brick stones. The slimes helped out too, so the whole thing only took us about 20 minutes.

With everything done, I had the cleaner slime clean my body, then I put the slimes back into my basket and went back to Miya-san.

“Miya-san.” [Ryouma]
“Nyaa!? Ah, you’re dressed like when you came… I-Is something the matter nyaa? C-Could it be you’re going back…” [Miya]
“…Yes, I’m done, after all.” [Ryouma]
“……Nyaa? Huh? What do you mean nyaa?” [Miya]

Showing would probably be faster, so I took Miya-san and the giant question mark on her head and brought her down to the basement. The moment she saw how clean her basement was, her jaws nearly fell to the ground.

“W-What in nyaarnation is going on nyaa!?” [Miya]
“I cleaned it.” [Ryouma]
“Amazing nyaa! You really cleaned it nyaa! It was packed with trash, so everyone’s given up until now, but you actually cleaned it! You even fixed the wall, nyaa!?” [Miya]
“It would be problematic if trash were to pour in again, so I covered the hole with earth magic. It might be a bit conspicuous though since the I used a different stone than those used with the rest of the walls. If you don’t like it, I can change it back.” [Ryouma]
“Nyo need nyaa! I don’t mind it, and besides, I was planning on having someone fill the hole once the place has been clean up anyway, nyaa. So thank you, nyaa.” [Miya]
“I see, then the job has been completed, yes?” [Ryouma]
“Of course, nyaa. You cleaned everything perfectly and you even fixed the walls, so I’ll pay you extra nyaa!” [Miya]
“Thank you.” [Ryouma]

Miya-san happily signed the completed column of the request form.

With that the job was done, and all that was left was to bring the form to the receptionist and get my pay.

Miya-san sent me off with words of thanks.

Like that I finished my first job and happily walked back to the guild while feeling a sense of security that I could work even in this world.

 

Tl Note:Fourth chapter of the week, nyaa! There’s another chapter tomorrow because of the extra chapter, nyaa! Nyaa! Nyaa!

The Man Picked up by the Gods Revised – Volume 1 Chapter 17: First Job in Town (1/2)
The Man Picked up by the Gods Revised – Volume 1 Chapter 18: After a Job Well Done is Another Job
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33 thoughts on “The Man Picked up by the Gods Revised – Volume 1 Chapter 17: First Job in Town (2/2)

  1. Heartless says:

    Thanks for the chapter.

    I have a question though:

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    wouldn´t something like “None nyan /nyone nyan” make more sense? I believe it was similar to this in the WN, too (not like that says much, but still).

  2. Heartless says:

    brackets were supposed to have a quote in them, sorry about that:

    “Nyan nyan, I never even used it to store anything, so there’s no problem nyaa.[…]

  3. Hyouka says:

    Awesome! Thanks for the chapter. Also, I’m so happy to hear about the new schedule for TMPG! I really like this series.

    • pokeperson1000 says:
      Spoiler Inside SelectShow

      Jiggly: Use spoiler tags when talking about the old version. There should be people who’re reading without reading the old version. How to use: [ spoiler ] What you want to say. [ / spoiler ]. Just remove the spaces in the tags.

  4. pokeperson1000 says:

    I love the chapter, I love the TL note, there’s just so much charm. Thanks for the chapter!

  5. D Evans says:

    Just thought about this but doesn’t he have enough money that he doesn’t need to work for awhile? Also thought he was going to sell rain coats and use his slime to wash cloths

  6. ironyisnotdead says:

    20 minutes later, the scavenger slimes told me that most of the garbage had already been eaten, so I finally entered the basement myself.

    Ok… how did the slimes tell him they were finished? Nyaa?
    It’s frelling contagious! Nyaa!
    Thanks for the chapter. Nyaa

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