The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 1 Chapter 24

Volume 1 Chapter 24

After declaring that he’ll be accepting the duel, Ryouma made a rod with his short sword by cutting off and shaving a moderately sized branch of a nearby tree. The adventurers surrounding him, gave a sidelong glance as they whispered amongst themselves.

These kinds of squabbles are fairly common amongst the adventurers. Well, for it to reach to the point where it turns into a duel is pretty rare, but fist fights do happen a lot. So with that in mind the adventurers basically didn’t try to stop the fight.
Because adventurers put their lives on the line for their job, the ability to be able to judge the strength of their opponent in comparison to theirs is very important. Even if one were to end up badly hurt after picking a fight with someone stronger, the one at fault is the person who couldn’t properly gauge his opponent’s strength. This is true even if it’s not a quarrel between two adventurers and is a job. If you take a request that you can’t handle, if you fail, then you’ll lose your life.
Normal people would fail that once or twice, after which they’d understand their limits. But even then, there have been hardly any deaths when it comes to arguments between adventurers. Even if an adventurer was known for his bad deeds, he would still remember the days when he too was inexperienced and will keep himself from going overboard.
That’s why, other adventurers won’t do anything else aside from spectating. Unless the members of the Fang of Orbtem really try to kill Ryouma, or injure him in such a way that it will leave irreversible injuries, they won’t do anything.
These people are the same, believing that Ryouma is a novice that picked a fight with an opponent he cannot win against, and plan to leave them alone for it to serve as a lesson for him, going in only to help when his life is in danger.
However, not all the adventurers are just there to watch over them.
There are also people that are cheering. For example, the group of Wereanna who had just finished eating and had come back.
Since they can’t fight, they decided to at least throw Ryouma words of encouragement.
After that, Wereanna asked Ryouma,
“Ryouma, why did you accept the duel when you didn’t even say anything to the six in the cave?”
“Those guys were also annoying but these guys are wearing armor so it won’t end that badly for them. I wanted to settle it by talking, but that doesn’t seem to possible right now… and also…”
“And also?”
“Actually, there’s also that urge to let loose, you know? I believe I’ve talked about this a little while ago with you guys, but I haven’t actually fought a lot. I’ve always remained defenseless except for situations where I’ve decided that my life is in danger.
And even if I were to resist, it would be as self-defense. Without killing my opponent and dedicating myself to running away, and no matter what fighting only when it’s not possible to run away. That is my way of living. Because I had to do that, that’s why. But, right now is different.
I thought I’d try to choose how to live my own life. So I thought that I’d like to use the skills I’ve trained in my life, and resist unreasonably for once. That’s why those kind of guys are really convenient. Not only are they wearing armor, they have also been trained. If it’s like that then they won’t end up too hurt.”
“Ryouma. I can’t stop you guys, but be careful.”
“We’re ready!”
Having talked up to that point, the place where they were going to duel was finally prepared, and so they called Ryouma. Ryouma took the rod he made out of a tree, and went to duel. Seeing that, the six members of the Fang of Orbtem and the surrounding adventurers couldn’t help but laugh.
“Hey, hey, hey, what is that piece of wood?”
“How funny, it’s perfect for an F rank!”
“I’m just holding my weapon, isn’t it fine?”
As he said that, the adventurers of the Fang of Orbtem laughed even harder.
“Hey brat! Are you seriously thinking of picking a fight with us with that?”
“That’s right. I’m not good at holding back, if I use a weapon with a blade attached I might accidentally kill you.”
At those words, the surrounding voices quieted down, and the faces of the adventurers of the Fang of Orbtem flushed deep red.
“You looking down on us, brat?”
“I am not looking down on you. I have taken into consideration your ability as well as mine, and have decided that this is for the best.”
“You damned brat! I’m gonna kill you!!”
At those words the other adventurers also raised their voices. Right after that, Wogan, who took the role of the referee, gave the signal to start, and two of the men came rushing at Ryouma.
Ryouma quickly swung the rod he was holding up, hitting the pommel of the sword the man swung down with his right hand and repelling it. He then took a half step and hit the solar plexus of the man with the opposite side of the rod.
As if he was flowing, he kept moving and swept the rod to his left, hitting the grip of the man to his left. Returning the rod, he hit the wrist, and with the kote, a gauntlet used in kendo, he slapped down the sword, and thrust the man’s throat.
Having lost the grip on their sword, and receiving a blow to the pit of their stomach and to their throat, the two men gave a painful moan as they backed off. At that opening, Ryouma rushed in, and quickly hit the chin of the two with his rod, giving the two a cerebral concussion and knocking them out. As the sound of the swords hitting the ground echoed, the two men fell to the ground.
The onlookers believed that Ryouma didn’t have the ability to win against the six people in front of him. And even if he had fought only one, he still wouldn’t be able to win, in the end the six would have just made a sport of him. But seeing the scene unfolding right before them, they couldn’t help but tremble as they were left speechless.
The 6 people before Ryouma were the same. Failing to understand the sight of two men falling into the ground, the four remaining members completely forgot to move.
“Hey! The four over there, you coming?”
At those words, one of the men clicked his tongue, wielded his axe and jumped at Ryouma.
The axe came falling down at Ryouma’s head. Seeing that, he spun his body, and as he did so he hit the side of the axe with the rod, moving its trajectory, and allowing him to dodge. Continuing that, he moved the rod that had just hit the side of the axe and thrust it into the man’s throat. As he took control of his spinning body, he turned the rod and used the tip that had just plunged into the man’s throat to hit the chin. Doing so he sent another man into a cerebral concussion, putting the number of men down at three.
When the three remaining men saw that, one of them put his sword back into the scabbard and walked out. What was he planning? Is he giving up? No. The man that has now become unarmed, plans to take Ryouma’s rod. Once he has taken control of Ryouma’s rod, the two behind him will make their move and attack with their spear and knife.
The man succeeded at grabbing Ryouma’s rod. At that moment he believed that Ryouma has now been pushed into a corner.
However, in the next instant, Ryouma poured out his fighting spirit as he thrust his rod into the man while the man was still holding it. As the man was thrust away, he let go of Ryouma’s rod, and came crashing at the two men behind him.
Because of that the man ended up receiving the knife of the man behind him, and the man that had a spear had to dodge the man, causing him to stagger and show a huge opening. Ryouma did not miss that opening. He quickly took his rod, and hit the man’s head to knock him out.
When the man with a knife saw that his comrade that held a spear has been knocked out, and the unarmed man was beside him squatting as he held his stomach, he clearly became panicked. To such a man, Ryouma leisurely walked closer.
They all thought that they had the advantage, everyone did. However when the battle had begun, Ryouma one-sidedly trashed the other five. Unable to come to grips with the reality before him, the man couldn’t accept their loss.
The man frantically held his knife and rushed at Ryouma, but such a thing wouldn’t work. Ryouma quickly swung his rod diagonally from his right below going up to the left, and knocking down the knife. Continuing that, he swept against the man’s leg with the rod, hit the head when the man fell, and thrust at the throat.
“Uwaaaaaaaa!!!! Aga!”
These men kept spitting insults at Ryouma, yet this men’s abilities were no better than an amateur’s. These guys were the kind that would pick on people weaker than them or around their level, and would only overpower them by their number.
Since from the start these men didn’t have any guts to fight people stronger than them. When they see that there’s a difference in power, they will immediately withdraw, and without any hesitation surrender like this.
“I, I give up! I’m surrendering!”
“Winner! Ryouma Takebayashi!”
At Wogan’s declaration, the surrounding onlookers all cheered for Ryouma. The eyes and the comments that were around when they thought Ryouma was someone who didn’t know his own limits had all disappeared, and now the crowd unanimously admired Ryouma.
A man came out from the ring of onlookers with a double-edged axe on his back. As he moved closer to Ryouma, the crowd grew quiet.
“Not bad. For a brat. I’m the leader of the Fang of Orbtem, Sacchi. What do you think? How ‘bout joining us?”
“I refuse.”
It was a sudden invitation, but Ryouma gave a prompt reply.
“You’re refusing my invitation?”
“There’s no way I’d want to suddenly become the comrade of a bunch of guys who were looking down on me just a while ago.”
“Well, that’s true. But you see… we need to do something about the fact that you sullied our name.”
At Sacchi’s words, Wogan put himself in between the two.
“The one who proposed this duel was your men. It’s unreasonable to say that just because you lost.”
“Unreasonable? That kind of thing doesn’t matter. The problem is that what belongs to me just lost to this brat. You also understand, right? Just how important this thing called ‘face’ in this job is. An adventurer with good reputation will find a lot of jobs, and a poor reputation will find few. And for an adventurer, the worst kind of rumor, is the rumor of being weak. A weak adventurer can’t do jobs, that’s what it means to be an adventurer. To an adventurer like that, jobs won’t come.”
As he said that, Sacchi looked at the six men on the ground and then declared this,
“From now on you bastards aren’t allowed to use the name, Fang of Orbtem! You’re fired!”
“W–wait Sacchi-san, please wait!”
“Shut up!! To think you would actually, in front of all people, lose to this brat! I don’t need weak cowards like you in my team! Right now I really want to kill you guys! If you’re going to surrender then you might as well die!”
At those words, Ryouma remembered something from the past. Sacchi’s words right now were similar to the behavior of an authority in the company that his deceased mother had insulted. Realizing that, an unspeakable displeasure crawled through Ryouma’s body. It’s not like Sacchi hasn’t done anything to Ryouma. If I must say it then right now Sacchi is trying to find fault with Ryouma. But, that’s just it. Between the two of them, that’s all there is.
However, right now, Ryouma has the urge to thoroughly tear Sacchi apart. The reason for that is the repugnance and hate that he had continuously piled up for the authorities and the company employees in his past life that he had forgotten since coming here. But of course, Sacchi had nothing to do with that. Understanding that, Ryouma kept his urge. But that was extremely unpleasant.
Furthermore, Ryouma is as calm as he can understand the difference in ability between them. However, what that means is that even if Sacchi were to attack with all the members of the Fang of Orbtem, he would deal with them without question. And that prediction was correct.
Although the members of the Fang of Orbtem are D Rank up, that is not because of their own individual strengths but because of their number and the quality of their equipment. The only ones that actually have ability are Sacchi and several of the cornerstones of the Fang of Orbtem. Moreover those people are Rank C. If Ryouma were to seriously go at it, he would be able to deal with them easily. To put it bluntly, there isn’t a single factor for Ryouma’s defeat.
However, strangely enough, it was that calm judgement that became one of the factors that loosened Ryouma’s bound of reason. If the one here right now was someone that he absolutely could not win against, then he would have made a decision to withdraw. Even if it was only dangerous and he could actually win, he would still make the decision to put up his guard and try to avoid fighting.
But, Ryouma can win. Easily too. Because of that all thoughts of running away ceased. Right now, just keeping himself from picking a fight with this man has already pushed his reason to its brink.
And in that brink, Sacchi’s words reached him and… it broke his last sense of reason.
“If you just hand that brat over to us we can settle everything peacefully. It’s better even for that brat’s sake, right? I heard it you know? That brat is being raised by some noble. From now on he’s going to be kept until he dies, and if the nobles get tired of him they’ll just throw him away. If he does something poorly, won’t they just throw him away? Rather than being treated like a tool by some noble, it’s better for him to go with us and live more freely…”
“Shut up.”

 While Sacchi was speaking loudly, all of the sudden Ryouma cut him with a voice that carried a heavy aura of intimidation. Hearing that all of the sudden, everything quietened down.

“Aren’t you saying something really convenient for you? What do you know about those people?”
“What? You mad that I’m making fun of your owner?”
“Ahh, it’s getting to my head. The one who treats people like tools is you isn’t it?”

Ryouma’s eyes were already clearly enraged. Because of that he spoke loosely to Sacchi as his body gave of an unusual pressure. Sacchi, finding fault in that, yelled at Ryouma.

“You arrogant brat… the only thing a runt like you needs to do is to obey me! To begin with, what’s up with that way of talking? I’m the leader of the Fang of Orbtem, a C Rank adventurer, Sacchi! A brat like you shouldn’t be talking like you’re looking down on me!! A brat like you who is always talking politely shouldn’t suddenly talk like that! Talking like that doesn’t make you scary! Don’t think you can scare me with something like that!!”

(TL Note: From here on out. Ryouma stops using polite speech (keigo) and also uses 俺 to refer to himself instead of 私. His manner of speaking is far less polite here, enough to be considered rude depending on who he’s talking to. But still not as boorish as Sacchi or the others.

Being told that, Ryouma suddenly remembered.

“Always? … Ahh, you mean the way I normally talk? I’m bad at getting along with people, so I got used to talking like that. Since I got used to it too much, whenever I try to talk normally, I just end up using it. Really, I’m just talking politely, but the truth is when I’m talking inside my head this is how it always comes out.”
“Then don’t you think you should respect me? Listen up brat, you may be stronger than the trash over there, but you better not think that it’s a good idea to talk like that to me!”
“I just thought that there isn’t any value in being polite to you, that’s all.”

At those words a vein popped out over his eyebrow. Looking at this exchange, it can be seen that Ryouma is intentionally provoking, but Ryouma actually doesn’t have any ill will. He is actually just talking of boring things while he’s pissed.

However, everyone was confused at Ryouma’s sudden changed, and were silently watching.

Within that confused group, the one who was most alarmed was Wogan.

If I don’t stop them, Sacchi will be in danger.

Normally, the one who you’d be worrying about is Ryouma, but Wogan understands how much more powerful Ryouma is over Sacchi even without his bow. And so he desperately tried to put a stop to the fight, but…

“Ke! Don’t try to be cheeky with me you shitty brat, it’d be better if you just shut up and join us. If you refuse, then pay the debt! Which is it? Huh, brat!?”
“No matter how many times you say it, I won’t join you. If it’s a duel, then I’ll accept whatever you want.”

With this, the two has already clearly shown their intentions to duel.

In this world, once two people have shown their intentions to duel, no one is allowed to interfere. The only way to stop the duel is for the two people involved to reconciliate, to come to an understanding or to give money causing the person who receives it to have no choice but consent. However in this case, neither is willing to withdraw. And so the duel occurring is now a given.

“Good guts… drink, it’s the last alcohol you’ll get to taste before you die. It’s some good stuff, you know.”

Saying that, Sacchi threw the wine bottle from his waist to Ryouma.

“Unfortunately, I am still only 11. You need to be 12 to drink, right?”
“That’s why you’re a brat! That’s something that you should be drinking! Don’t you have common sense!?”

Having said that, Sacchi clearly took Ryouma to have been making a fool of him. However, Ryouma refusing this wine is not because of the law. The drinking age may be 12, but the reason greatly differs from Japan. The reason in this world is simply because since one is young, one will easily be able to get drunk.

Depending on the place, because of some reason there are some situations where it can be more dangerous to drink water than alcohol. There are also no age restrictions.

Above all, according to Sebasu-san, Ryouma had received the protection of the God of Wine, Tekun. People who have received the God of Wine’s protection, are unable to get hangovers or get drunk and so it is said that they are not affected by the age restrictions on alcohol.

Then, why did you Ryouma refuse the wine?

Actually that wine has poison in it. A paralyzing poison has been mixed in with that wine, and anyone who drinks it will be unable to move properly. Sacchi handing it over as one’s ‘last drink’ is something that he always does against opponents he can’t afford to be careless against. But of course, doing something like this is foul play.

In the instance where one becomes poisoned after receiving an attack from a magic weapon enchanted by poison magic, the act of using poison can still be excused because that is something that occurred because of the difference in weapons. However, secretly poisoning your opponent like what Sacchi does is unacceptable. If it were to be found out, on top of instantly being considered the loser, he will also be disdained by the people around him.

And so, people who actually try to poison their opponents like this are extremely rare. Even if one’s prospects for winning is one in a million, if one were to be found out, on top of losing, that person will be punished and be ostracized by everyone around him. The end result of that possibility is far worse than just losing, so no one does it.

Because everyone understands this, there are plenty of people who would drink the wine unassumingly, believing that there is no way that it could be poisoned. It’s actually quite miraculous that until now a young man like Sacchi who gets a lot of attention, is confident and hot-blooded has not been caught red-handed yet.

Of course Ryouma didn’t trust Sacchi at all, so he stealthily used ‘Identify’ to confirm whether there’s poison or not. Realizing that the only thing mixed in was a paralyzing poison, Ryouma drank it. Why? Because Ryouma who possessed the skill, ‘Poison Resistance’, couldn’t possibly be affected by something on this level. So he drank it till the last the drop and was going to show proof that he drank it.

“…Don’t get mad at being taught some common sense”

As Sacchi said that he looked at Ryouma who had just drank the wine, and laughed.

“Isn’t it great to drink some good wine before dying?”
“I don’t really think it’s that good.”
“Che! What an annoying brat! That was high class stuff! I just wanted to let you enjoy your last moments, and yet you make such rude remarks…”
“You’re pretty noisy for someone who just gave it on his own accord. I’ll give you this wine, so quiet down.”

Said Ryouma as he threw the wine he had bought before as offering to the god of wine, The Tear of Keromi.

“Why do you have alcohol with you? I thought you didn’t drink because you’re still a brat.”
“I bought it as offering to the god of wine. After offering it, I didn’t know what to do with it, so I just left it in my Item Box. Also it seems to be some high class stuff too so if I give this to you we’ll be even.”
“Oh, what’s this called?”
“I believe it’s called ‘The Tear of Keromi’.”

At those words all the wine lovers in the area looked at the bottle Ryouma had thrown over to Sacchi. Sacchi, himself, also couldn’t help but look.

It’s true that the wine that Sacchi had given Ryouma was high class, but compared to the Tear of Keromi, it isn’t even worth mentioning. There are many who actually resell this wine, not just because of its taste, but also because of the small amount produced in a year. It’s a super high class wine that if resold will not go for less than 100 small gold coins. Having been tossed something like that, it can’t be helped that Sacchi actually forgot what they were talking about.

“Ah, ah, I’ll let you go with this.”
“If you’re going to drink then drink. Let’s start quickly and end quickly.”

As Ryouma said that, Sacchi quickly handed the Tear of Keromi to his subordinate.

“Hey brat! You ready?”
“Yeah, whenever you want. Are you coming alone?”

Ryouma’s responses up till now have been tinged with displeasure because the duke’s family was insulted, but those words he had spoken just now didn’t have a trace of anger and was just an honest question.

“Nah, if you’re not going to be complaining after you lose then it’s fine. But if you’re going to be complaining afterwards, then you might as well bring the entire Fang of Orbtem with you now. Oh and by complain I don’t just mean you, but also your subordinates.”

Or so Ryouma said with a really bored tone. Hearing that Sacchi and the members of the Fang of Orbtem was enraged.

“You’ve done and said it now brat!! Hey, lads! Get your weapons ready and get yourselves over here!”
“We don’t have any choice left Sacchi-san!”
“Looking down on us, are you!”
“I’ll kill you, you brat!”
“Even if you cry we’re not gonna hold back!”

33 armed men went out before Ryouma as they showered him with their jeers.

“Look! You still feel like taking on all of this at once!? If you apologize now I can still let you off! Or are you gonna call your friends? Well, that’s if you have friends, that is!”

Without getting particularly worked up, Ryouma sluggishly replied.

“I have slave monsters, but I’ll be fine alone.”

At Ryouma’s words, Sacchi who had become so mad that he had forgotten his goal yelled,

“If you have, then call them! There’s no point in winning against a lone brat!!”

What is he saying after all this time? Even if it were one on one, for a grown man who is an adventurer and is also equipped with a magic weapon to go up against a kid with nothing but a stick, it would still be the same, no?

“You just won’t stop complaining, huh? Fine, I’ll call them over, just wait for a bit.”

As Ryouma said that, he left the area for a bit. 

TL Note: This rabbit hole ain’t ending boys.








35 responses to “The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 1 Chapter 24”

  1. Puttty Avatar

    *falls to ground*

  2. Anonymous Avatar

    Fuck more cliff hangers

  3. Anonymous Avatar

    What an enjoyable path I found…
    Why is there a cliff here?!

  4. Anonymous Avatar

    Ah…. They're all going to drown in a sea of slimes……. I almost feel bad for them. Almost.

  5. Arthur Dent Avatar

    RAAAAAAAAAAH! The cliffhanger is fake?! The fight will be in the next chapter? Super chapter but…..but….. I wanted so much to see the fight…..and it's tomorrow.

  6. Aquarilas Avatar

    Thanks for the full chapter!

  7. rubah Avatar

    Thank you for the chapter, but..but…whyyyyyy ლ(ٱ٥ٱლ)

  8. Sansern Phasukthaworn Avatar

    Instead f sea of slime, isn't gonna be much more impac if he brough out King poison slime to annihilate them all or use King sticky slime to bind them and slowly yet very painly torture them.

  9. Timothy Dang Avatar

    anoooyinglyyyyy long-winded. Just own the guy, break his arms and legs, expose his poison drink, and move on. Why talk so much?

  10. Anonymous Avatar

    I should have known that if the first half is the best half ever than the second half would be all talk no walk.
    Well, thanks for the early release (in two parts) that you made despite the fact you had more important things to do…
    You'll still do the normal release, RIGHT?! No pressure, but thanks in advance…

  11. Anonymous Avatar

    I have seen enough hentai to see what comes next.
    (There should be a yaoi tag next chapter)


  12. Raibin Zamuar Avatar

    I thought the only king type he own is the scavenger type at the moment 3 of them

  13. libraryrocker Avatar

    I, too, love Jigglypuff.

    Thank you very much for all your hard work, this is one of my favorite novels to follow right now!!!

  14. Joe K Avatar

    Thanks for the chapter.

    lol this is going to be extremely funny as all hell. Giant ass slimes come out to rekt some punks.

  15. Sansern Phasukthaworn Avatar

    Not sure too but using King scavenger slime to erase the bodies sound like a good method to show his dominance.
    Even Walter White can't beat him in body dissolve area.

  16. Fuzor Razer Avatar

    Thank you for the translation.

    They talk too much, should just cut down the enemy without giving him the chance too retaliate.

  17. Anonymous Avatar

    Oh dear the slime army is coming.

  18. Anonymous Avatar

    Great chapter

  19. Dauntes Avatar

    Thanks for part 2! 🙂

  20. GonZ Avatar

    T,T-That Cliff.. WHY!! T_T
    Thank you for the Chapter.. err.. is there a part 3?? since this is making me frustrated.. please tell me..

  21. JigglyPuff Avatar

    Nope. See how there's no parts in the chapter title? That means this is the full chapter and the next chapter will be 25.

  22. Anonymous Avatar

    omg noooo why so many cliffhangers.

  23. WillTell Avatar

    Well, now it's clear what the preview meant. I have a feeling the slimes will come out in compressed form and those guys will start laughing and then he'll enlarge them and their expressions will get stiff.

  24. xatoatox Avatar

    I hope they die…… Is this story for 13+ or for mature ones???? can't tell

  25. Anonymous Avatar

    Damn i wish to see a King Metal slime. . .in Dragon Quest it is a damn monster pet to bet at!

  26. Julius Cruz Avatar

    when is the next chap please?!?!?!?

  27. JigglyPuff Avatar


  28. Anonymous Avatar

    Arghh! Such a waste of good wine.

  29. msiff Avatar

    love the gif you added at the end there lol. perfect

  30. libraryrocker Avatar

    Ryouma is so mysterious…

  31. kurosu Avatar

    welcome to hell slime… lol

  32. brian Avatar

    Release your anger!!!!

  33. Kernel Funnel Avatar
    Kernel Funnel

    Thank you for the jiggly puff at the end! Had a great laugh xD
    I wonder if he’ll show them his slime army or the King Slimes?

  34. Dear Lord Avatar
    Dear Lord

    “However, in the next instant, Ryouma poured out his fighting spirit as he thrust his rod into the man while the man was still holding it” My name says it all.

    1. Ridiculicious Avatar

      Beautiful quote.

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