Goblin Kingdom – Volume 2: The Distant Paradise – Intermission: Fanfan’s Picture Diary

Goblin Name Cheat Sheet

The [Goblin] is to make it easier to CTRL+F

[Goblin]Gi Ga
The goblin in that estranged group that was with the protagonist when he defeated an orc. He is currently a noble class, the highest amongst the protagonist’s subordinates. He prefers to use the spear.

[Goblin] Gi Gu
The former leader of the village. He was pressured by the protagonist in his goblin noble form, and was added to his subordinates. He uses the long sword, and is relatively smart for a goblin rare. Became a goblin noble in chapter 39.

[Goblin] Gi Gi
Known as a beast warrior, a goblin with the ability to tame beasts.
He evolved while hunting spear deer with the protagonist.
He prefers to use the axe. His goblin class is rare.

[Goblin] Gi Go
A goblin with many wounds on his body. The food of his horde was stolen by the gray wolves, so he made a decision to follow the protagonist. He is the most experienced amongst the goblin rares. His weapon is a curved katana. He acts like a samurai.

Recently became a noble, and received the divine protection of the Sword God, Ra Baruza.

[Goblin] Gi Za
The druid goblin rare that recently joined them.

[Goblin] Gi Ji
A goblin rare. He evolved in chapter 37 after hunting with Gi Ga. He has the <> skill which makes him great for scouting.

[Goblin] Gi Do
Druid. Uses wind magic.

[Goblin] Gi Jii
Goblin Rare. From Gi Gu’s Faction. He is known for his <> which allows him to see his opponent’s weakness.

[Goblin] Gi Da
Goblin Rare. From Gi Ga’s faction. Notable skills are <> and <>.

[Goblin] Gi Zu.
Goblin Rare. The goblin favored by the Mad God (Zu Oru). Has the <> skill.

[Goblin] Gi Zo
Druid. Water magician.

[Goblin] Gi De
Beast tamer.

[Goblin] Aluhaliha
Leader of Paradua, one of the four goblin tribes and are known for their use of rider-beasts, which are essentially giant tigers.

[Goblin] Rashka
Leader of Gaidga, one of the four goblin tribes and are known for their valor and brutish strength.

[Goblin] Gilmi
Receiver of the title, The First Archer. He is the second in command in Ganra, one of the four tribes known for their rare ability amongst goblins to use bows.

[Goblin] Narsa
The Princess of Ganra. She is the only female goblin rare introduced so far.


Other Characters


Reshia Fel Zeal (17 years-old)
The priestess known as the saint. As the Healing Goddess’ follower, she lives to spread the word and teach righteousness. She has the divine protection of the goddess, and can heal others.

Lili (21 years-old)
She studied the famous sword style, Zweil Style, in the capital. She has sworn fealty to Reshia. And while she may have lost to the protagonist in one hit, she has proven herself strong enough to easily defeat three normal goblins.

Mattis (26 years-old)
The second son of a farmer. He’s largely responsible for drying the meat to preserve them.

Chinos (24 years-old)
The third son of a farmer. He plows the fields and is close to Mattis.

Keifel (28 years-old)
An adventurer who took on a request to escort Reshia through the Forest of Darkness. He’s strong enough that he could easily wield a steel great sword, but the protagonist still managed to kill him.

Zeon (32 years-old)
A follower of Ativ. He specializes in fire magic. In his battle against the protagonist, he used his fire magic, but still lost. In the end, he tried to blow himself up along with the protagonist, but the protagonist’s words agitated him, causing him to lose the opportunity.

Tinra (23 years-old)
A villager. She is one of the women used by the goblins as a breeding machine that the protagonist killed.

Ashtal Do Germion (59 years-old)
The king that rules the western region of the continent in which the Forest of Darkness and the connecting borders are included. He is a powerful ruler with seven holy knights under him. He has recently ordered three of those holy knights to search for the saint.

Gowen Ranid (45 years-old)
The feudal lord that rules over the region next to the Forest of Darkness. As one of the country’s strongest powers, he is renowned as the Iron-Armed Knight. He is currently leading his soldiers in a quest to find the saint.

Gulland Rifenin (31 years-old)
A former adventurer. As one of the country’s strongest powers, he is renowned as the Storm Knight. He’d been stationed in the northern mountains, but the king called him back to send him off in a quest for the saint.

Gene Marlon (24 years-old)
As one of the country’s strongest powers, he is renowned as Lightning-Fast Knight. He was previously stationed at the south, but the king called him back to send him on a quest to search for the saint. Killing is his favorite past-time. Whether it’s a man, a demihuman or a monster, they’re all just pieces of meat to be cut down before him.

Herculean Wyatt (40 years-old)
A member of the Blood Oath of the Flying Swallow. He specializes in handling great shields. He has a gentle personality, but beware for his anger isn’t one to be taken lightly.

Mage Killer Mill (19 years-old)
A member of the Blood Oath of the Flying Swallow. She is an assassin that favors the use of talons. Renowned as the mage killer, she is a mage’s worst nightmare.

Wand of Destruction Bellan (37 years-old)
A member of the Blood Oath of the Flying Swallow. He wields a fire staff. As a former knight, he cares a great deal about honor.

Hawk-Eyed Fick (31 years-old)
An adventurer with two names. He has exceptional perception and skill. He is currently searching through the Forest of Darkness under Gulland’s lead.

The White Hand of Life (Previously translated as divine hands) (Age Unknown)
A priest robed in white. She specializes in healing and support. Her age, name, and origin are all unknown.

Vitz (25 years-old)
A talkative sword-wielding adventurer. He’s actual strength isn’t bad, but he’s still far from being deserving of a second name.

Yugil (26 years-old)
An adventurer and an unwilling shield bearer. He might appear old, but he is actually still young.

Yoshu (26 years-old)
The younger brother of the slaves Gene purchased. The collar of obedience around his neck keeps him from going against Gene’s orders. Healers are rare, so he’s been made into a shield bearer.

Shumea (28 years-old)
The older sister of the slaves Gene purchased. The collar of obedience around her neck keeps her from going against Gene’s orders. Contrast to her brother who bears a shield, she uses a spear.

Household of the Gods

The Goddess of the Underworld and the Goddess of Valor. As the goddess the snakes serve, she has given her blessing to the protagonist. She is a dangerous woman with her deep jealousy and fierce temperament.

The Goddess of Healing. She has given her blessing to Reshia. She has also warned the protagonist to protect her. Altesia might hate her, but she doesn’t feel the same way toward Altesia.

Pitch Black (Verid)
A one-eyed red-eyed snake that belongs to the Goddess of the Underworld.

Twin-Headed Snake
Known to the goblins as the Lord of Decay. He is one of the snakes that fought the world with the Goddess of the Underworld.


The elven woman Gene purchased. She became a slave after running away from her tribe.

A high kobold. She is one of the protagonist’s pets.
The protagonist managed to tame her by giving her orc corps and other meat as bait.
She is a fortuitous kobold who somehow managed to become the leader of her pack.

As the pup of the gray wolves, she has been given the elven name that means lady of the lake. Reshia, Lili, and other children and women are quite taken by her lovely fur.

As the pup of the gray wolves, he has been given the name of a wise human monarch that means sovereign of the wind’s howls. His uninhibited personality leads him to battle Hasu for ranks on a daily basis.

A timid orc. Gol Gol had taken a liking for him despite his small body. After Gol Gol died, he led the orcs to the west, but the protagonist managed to capture them.

Gol Gol
The orc king that attacked the village. He is a berserker who can use skills. He was defeated by the protagonist.


Volume 2: Intermission – Fanfan’s Picture Diary

[table caption=”Status” colalign=”left|left|center|left|right”]
Name, Fanfan
Race, Mud Scale (Tarpidae)
Level, 81
Class, Chieftain; Hardest Claws
Possessed Skills, Cave Dweller
Divine Protection, Moonlight Goddess
Attributes, Night


Several days after the Goblin King traveled to the west, I attended the Eight Flags Meeting. The tall shaman goblin, Gi Za Zakuend, was also attending.

The topic of the meeting was the planned cultural exchange with the goblins. Cooperation would be necessary in order to stand against the human threat. Of course, no one held any delusions that the goblins and the demihumans would be able to work together well without any practice.

Everyone understood the situation. Yep, everyone.

Heading the meeting was the araneae, Nikea, while the secretary was me.

The secretary is great.

As for how great, she’s so great that she’s only second to the chairman of the meeting.

“No one has any disagreements on the cultural exchange then? If so, then the next topic will be picking out the people going,” Nikea said.

Nikea was serious. Much more serious than me.

There wasn’t anything interesting to do in the meeting, so it came as no surprise that that old man from the shell tribe, Luther, would be dozing off, his head completely pulled back into his shell.

But the minotaur was horrible. He actually had the gall to snore so loudly during the meeting. And those eyes! Why are his eyes open? Scary!

As for the fang tribe, they’re… no good. Why? There’s a lot of reasons, but for one, Mido is chewing on a bone. Disgusting.

No one is bothering to tell them off because everyone knows it’s pointless. Despite their sloppy behavior though, they’re unexpectedly reliable.

The new centaur chief is called Tianos. At first, he was angry, then he was shocked. In the end, he just broke down crying. Well, not really, but he looks about to anytime now. Meh, he’ll get used to it. He’s already better off than Daizos anyway. That one would have gone off on a rampage. He’s the type that’s always angry, after all.

The meeting continued as I drew on my picture diary.

Eventually, Nikea and the harpy, Yushika, got into an argument.

Yushika has been depressed lately, so she probably needs to release some of that pent-up stress. She argued with Nikea while she groomed her wings.

The representative of the long-tailed tribe had a weak presence as usual. It would be great if he just disappeared like that. Those two heads of his makes it annoying to talk to him. You just can’t tell which head you’re supposed to talk to.

Oops, my bad. The picture recording for the meeting needs to be two lines side-by-side. That was close. If I don’t do this seriously, Nikea will scold me.

As I was thinking that, the goblin, Lord Gi Za, stood up.


After whispering something by Nikea’s ears, Gi Za left the meeting.

When I stole a glance at Nikea, I was shocked!

Is that a blush!?

Nikea!? I almost yelled her name out loud, but fortunately, I managed to catch myself in time.

Good job, Fanfan! What a big scoop! We need to draw this immediately!

But didn’t Nikea have a good relationship with the Goblin King?

Yep. They did. They definitely did. Which means… Nikea is caught in the middle of a love triangle!!!


No, calm down, Fanfan! The moonlight goddess, Vardina, is watching! Deep breath, take a deep breath… Whew. Forgive me, o goddess! Fanfan lost her cool for a moment.

But it’s alright. It’s still alright. Fanfan is calm now. Calm… Now, let’s calmly analyze the situation.

Nikea gets along well with the Goblin King. Fanfan is calm. Yep, Fanfan is calm.

Lord Gi Za gets along with Nikea. Yep, calm. Calm as spring rain Fanfan is…

If we put one and two together?

We get a… lo-ve tri-an-gle.


Wait! That’s not right! They’re goblins!

This is a disaster! An amazing scoop!

Interracial, no, an interspecies relationship was enough to get me hot, but to think Nikea would actually be the subject of a love triangle!!!


If only he were here, the king would surely embrace Nikea into his burly arms. But he’s not! So the cool-eyed Lord Gi Za took advantage of the king’s absence and approached Nikea!!

Being chief, Nikea could not refuse the king’s advances! The king wasn’t one to take advantage of someone’s weakness, but their current situation alone was enough to seduce Nikea! What a schemer!

But then Lord Gi Za found out about their secret relationship, and the pangs of jealous bore into his heart.

He cried! The king is mine!


This, this is!

A f-f-f-forbidden territory! I can’t. I mustn’t. If I enter, I will surely never again see the light. Stop, Fanfan! You mustn’t! Return to the light!

Before I knew it, Lord Gi Za was back in his seat.

From time to time, Nikea would send him a sharp glance…

This is definitely, undoubtedly… a threat!

Nikea is being threatened! Under that ever serious mask of hers, has Lord Gi Za actually managed to grasp her weakness?

To think he would accomplish such a fea- erm, sin, how envi- erm, how evil! Absolutely despicable! But why is my heart beating so quickly? Forgive me Nikea. Fanfan is a bad child. A bad child… But alas! I cannot stop!

Nikea’s whole hearted devotion to his highness is in danger, but Lord Gi Za himself dreams of his highness day and night… Oh, Your Majesty, how sinful you are.


Suddenly, someone grabbed my shoulders, prompting me to turn around. When I did, what greeted me was Nikea’s angry face, veins visibly bulging.

“What are you drawing, Lord Fanfan?” She asked.

Reality was a harsh thing. Just one moment, Nikea was a pitiful young maiden, but then in the next, she was a terrifying ogre whose arms ferociously grasped my shoulders.

“Erm… the meeting?” I said, unsure.

“This?” Nikea asked.

I sincerely nodded.

“Lord Fanfan, who asked you to draw? A secretary is supposed to write with words,” Nikea said as she looked down on Fanfan’s picture diary. “To think the important letter we would be sending to the elves would be this…”

It was a very embarrassing thing to have your work seen by others, but if it’s Nikea, she might like it. It’s a work I’m confident in, after all.

“In any case, Lord Fanfan, please prepare a clean sheet of paper. Do you understand?” Nikea said.

“Alright, what about this?” Fanfan asked.

This is my proud work, but if Nikea wants it, I’ll give it. I’m reflecting on my actions, after all.

“I have no idea what you drew. Please take it home.”


After the meeting, I secretly cried by myself on my bed.

Even though I was so proud of it… Sniff.


Cave Dweller

Can freely dig through earth.


Author’s Note: Even though Gi Za only told Nikea to take her job seriously.

Tl Note: This is an extra chapter, but it’s kind of short. I’ll post another chapter tomorrow.





19 responses to “Goblin Kingdom – Volume 2: The Distant Paradise – Intermission: Fanfan’s Picture Diary”

  1. cakeartistword Avatar

    Thanks for the Chapter

  2. Belkar Avatar

    Thank you!

  3. goblinrou Avatar

    This sure was unexpected…

  4. IZe Spk Sangasang Avatar
    IZe Spk Sangasang

    Gi Za Zakuend sir. Gi Ga is not here.

    damn fanfan.

  5. SAD MAC Avatar


  6. Necrotenki Wongwat Avatar

    The dawn of fujoshi

  7. Chaoton Avatar

    How delusional and rotten could she go. That is the question.

    Thx for the chapter~

  8. natsukage Avatar

    hahaha, FanFan fangirling as always. Thanks for the great chapter. xD

  9. Mohamed Afsar Avatar

    This was hilarious

  10. umbra Avatar

    hohohoho always nice to have a comedic break with an idiot. And with this, all caught up on this week’s chapters. Thanks as always!

  11. Diggydawg Avatar

    Huh, Fanfan drew a doujin in the middle of a meeting… they should use him to draw monster girl manga to cause the moral decay of the humans 😛

    1. IZe Spk Sangasang Avatar
      IZe Spk Sangasang

      her sir Fanfan is a she

      1. Darker Avatar

        Tanks yew

  12. Pharawer Avatar

    For some reason I have an urge to shower my shower myself after reading this.

    Thanks jiggly

  13. charl X Avatar

    Nyehehehe fujoshi awakening
    The first of the doujins of fanfan

  14. Luffy Dono Avatar
    Luffy Dono

    I laughed so hard
    Fanfan is the best

  15. johnson Avatar

    gossip writer fanfan or papparasi fanfan ?

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