The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 2 Chapter 38: Interview (2/2)

Ruth and Rumil were from the dog tribe, so they had their tribe’s trademark sharpened senses and heightened physical faculties. The half-elf, Martha, specialized in magic. The small monkeyman, Berk, was agile and could easily climb trees, while the big monkeyman, Wist, and the half-dwarf, Finia, were surprisingly strong. They showed that strength via a handshake.

Comparing the various strengths of the tribes like this is interesting, but…

“That’s amazing. You definitely have superior physical abilities.” [Ryouma]

“It’s not amazing… sir.” [Finia]

“O-Onii-san, I actually lost in strength to a kid my age.” [Wist]

“I saw… When it comes to ‘strength’, we’re not any worse than the adult adventurers. That’s why we became adventurers. We figured we could make good money doing adventurer work, but no matter how much effort we put, even if we work harder than the adults, the adults still make more money than us. That’s why when we thought of how you’re younger than us, we ended up saying those stuff to you. Sorry. Really.” [Berk]

The stronger one is the better, but that alone doesn’t guarantee being able to finish a job. In hunting, for example, strength isn’t the only deciding factor. One also needs to know how to find the prey, what to aim at, which methods to use, and various other things. So, while they may have the strength, they still lack the techniques and experience.

“As I’ve said before, I don’t really mind being treated like a fool. That being said, there are some things bothering me.” [Ryouma]

“Feel free to ask. We won’t hide anything anymore.” [Berk]

Then I’ll ask as much as I want.

“I was feeding my slimes when my metal slime fell and rolled down the slope. It was when I went to pick it up that I heard some trouble happening nearby. What were you guys doing in a place like that?” [Ryouma]

They were probably brought by those guys there, but it was still lunch time then. Couldn’t they have called out for help?

Their expressions darkened.

“We couldn’t carry all of the spoils your party gave us in one go.” [Berk]

“We didn’t have enough bags… sir.” [Finia]

Now that they mention it, all those spoils may have been too much for them to carry. They probably can’t use Item Box or space magic either.

“So you got caught up with them when you went to get the rest of the spoils back?” [Ryouma]

“They would still find trouble with us either way. It’s the second time they found trouble with us, after all.” [Rumil]

When I asked Rumil to explain, the six of them made difficult faces.

“One week ago, we took on a herb collection request and went to the forest, but 5 of those adventurers were also doing work there, and when we approached, they yelled at us, saying we scared the animals away. I think they’ve marked us since.” [Rumil]

“Did anything happen?” [Ryouma]

“It was our fault, so we wanted to avoid a fight if possible. They also weren’t asking for anything unreasonable, so we just paid them.

That guy, Sacchi, just happened to passed by. And he taught us how much the wasted bait cost, as well as how much breaking a contract would normally cost… We didn’t know they were together.

Looking back at it now, the whole thing might have been a setup.” [Berk]

So, they brew up trouble, and then he comes in to mediate and make their victims cough up some cash, huh.

“That meager sum shouldn’t amount to much when divided among a group their size, though.” [Ryouma]

“Yesterday they said that the small money we earned would at least be enough to pay for their liquor… sir.” [Finia]

So, they didn’t mind change, did they? Or maybe they had other victims? Regardless, the guild will investigate them. Rather than that…

“Next question… From what you’ve said, it seems you have some knowledge on hunting.” [Ryouma]

Besides, I’ve seen them beat cave bats and small rats.

They nodded.

“So why steal other’s spoils?” [Ryouma]

“…We figured we could make more money that way.” [Berk]

“At first, we also hunted monsters normally, but hunting took too much time. And then, one day, while we were hunting, it suddenly occurred to us that there are some adventurers who find it too much of a pain to bother with some monsters and would just throw their corpses away, so… We’re really sorry.” [Martha] [1]

“Sorry, that was rude of me. I just want to know why you want money so badly. Are you having trouble getting by? Or is there some other reason?” [Ryouma]

“It’s true we’re having a hard time just getting by, but it’s actually to pay the municipal tax.” [Ruth]

Ruth said something unexpected.

“Municipal tax. That’s the tax you pay to the town you’re living at, right?” [Ryouma]

“Is there anything else? We have to pay it if we want to live in town.” [Berk]

The municipal tax of this world covers the maintenance of the outer walls and the salary of the guards. It also covers various expenses. Paying it is what gives residents the right to be protected from monsters and bandits.

Of course, I’ve never paid it because I lived in the forest (outside town), but I’ll probably have to pay it once I start living in town.

So they actually pay their taxes, huh. Oops, I shouldn’t be thinking such things. Sorry, guys.

“Sorry about that, I’m not particular about the taxes in town. Is it that expensive? The tax in Gimuru?” [Ryouma]

“It’s 400 suits per person. We’ve never lived in another town, so we don’t know if that’s expensive or not, but we have to pay it. Otherwise, we won’t be able to live here anymore.” [Berk]

400 per person, so with the six of them that would total to 2,400 suits. I could pay that anytime, but since they’re barely getting by, it must be a large sum.

“So how did you pay it up until now?” [Ryouma]

I don’t know if they have parents or not, but they must’ve had a way to pay that tax up until now.

“We cleaned toilets.” [Berk]

“You mean the latrine pits?” [Ryouma]

“Oh, you know about it? The government office used to pay well, but they’ve been gradually getting stingy, until eventually, the adults in the slum told us it’s not worth it anymore and we’ll just get sick cleaning, so we stopped. That was when we started doing adventurer work.” [Berk]

“Ahh, I see…” [ryouma]

What is with this lethargy? I was never mad at them in the first place, but the more I talk to them, the more I feel like I can’t get mad.

“…D-Did I say something bad?” [Berk]

“I-I don’t know, but maybe he’s angry…” [Wist]

Oops, I made them uneasy.

“Don’t worry, I’m not mad. Umm… Don’t they have tax relief in Gimuru?” [Ryouma]

I know that just because you can’t pay your taxes doesn’t mean you’ll immediately be exempted from them, but…

“I hear it’s also possible to pay by working at the mines.” [Ryouma]

Tax relief[2]? …I have heard that we can just work for free to pay the taxes if we can’t pay up, but then we’ll be given work fitting for people who can’t pay up. We can’t rely on something like that. And besides, we’re not the only ones troubled by the loss of the toilet jobs, so there are probably countless people working there right now.

Also, they won’t hire children at the mines. Apparently, someone decided that a long time ago. And because of all the adults looking for a job, the employers won’t care how much stamina we have. They’ll just turn us away, saying they won’t break custom.” [Berk]

So the problems with the latrine pits actually spread this far…

“Thanks. That answers most of my questions for now.” [Ryouma]

“S-Sure…” [Berk]

All 6 of them wore a confused look, as they failed to understand why I was suddenly thanking them, so I told them that the adventurers guild was currently managing the latrine pits.

When I told them that they’re paying properly now, they asked if I was sure.

Looks like they’re planning on working seriously now.


But if people start cleaning the latrine pits, the scavenger slimes won’t have enough to eat. Hmm… Well, in any case, that’s a problem for way later.


[1] RAW actually says Maria, so either Martha is the typo or Maria is the typo. I went with Martha for now.
[2] Written in katakana, which indicates that the speaker doesn’t understand the term.






16 responses to “The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 2 Chapter 38: Interview (2/2)”

  1. Treyon Avatar

    Seems like it the tax is quite high, and from looking at things it would seem that the higher ups are embezzlement money from tax, generally if the tax is high and the town is still having trouble getting by, its likely that its embezzlement and quite high too

    1. NovelReader Avatar

      What can we say? Real world also face the same problem. Huh….
      Anyway….. thanks for the chapter, translator.

  2. sfcipher Avatar

    Thanks for aother treat.

  3. Daiz71 Avatar


  4. 😅 Avatar

    Damn those latrine pitt really troublesome

  5. 5d100 Avatar

    I’m sorry, but anytime i see monkey person, i can’t help but think of that bastard gisu.

    Thanks for the chapter

  6. Creative Boundaries Avatar

    Novelupdate did both chapter parts today so I don’t know if I feel like celebrating for both parts or be disappointed in how quick it went.
    Thanks for the chapter

  7. CCaprice Avatar

    Thanks for the chapter.

  8. Cutie Meow Avatar
    Cutie Meow


  9. kaminokitsune Avatar

    Thank you for the chapter! >w<

  10. spare Avatar

    If I remember correctly did Ryouma figure 100 suits was enough for a day before maybe it was the other version? so the tax is four days of living but is the tax daily, weekly or monthly?. Also do you split the ch yourself or is that the way they are realesed because the 1st part seems really short to the 2nd.

    Thanks for the work

  11. GM_Rusaku (@ Avatar

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  12. Atamis Avatar

    Thanks for the translation. I haven’t read the first version of this story but I’m hoping he might be getting some underlings from this group.

  13. Insanityplea Avatar

    Give the children a toilet, a scrub brush and they will be as happy as a pig in sheet….I guess? Pay is good enough to survive and they dont risk life and limb, so probably better than their current work.

  14. darkLoki Avatar

    Thanks for the chapter, he need other location to secure food for scavenger slimes

  15. johnson Avatar

    But if people start cleaning the latrine pits, the scavenger slimes won’t have enough to eat. Hmm… Well, in any case, that’s a problem for way later.
    tug of war

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