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The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 3 Chapter 37

TL Note: Edited (2016/02/18). Also thanks to all those who checked if the ads are showing or not. I was wondering if it was just me who couldn’t see it, and after checking the FAQs apparently it’ll take some time before actual ads start showing

Volume 3 Chapter 37

Third Day

I spent the night last night within the Dimension Home. When morning came, I exited it as soon as I finished my preparations. The place I came out to was the base of a large tree only slightly separated from the animal trail. When I came out, my back was facing the tree.

But as soon as I came out, I suddenly felt the presence of a magical beast, coming from the direction of the animal trail.

Unsheathing my sword, I paid careful attention to my surroundings. What came was a lone bird-type magical beast. It’s exterior looked like that of an ostrich. It ran at a terrifying speed toward me.

“Eh? Is this guy…” [Ryouma]
“Gegegegegegege!!!” [Ostrich-like Monster]

The bird-type magical beast ran toward me, but instead of attacking, it avoided me, and continued on the animal trail ahead. As the bird-type magical beast left me, I suddenly heard the sound of a great number of feet moving as the sound of branches and plants being crushed underfoot accompanied it. When I looked over I saw an astounding number of raptors.

“This early in the morning!?” [Ryouma]

The bird-type magical beast that passed by just now is a Take Ostrich. It looks like an ostrich, but it’s mode of life is  closer to that of a vulture or a hyena. That bird is carnivorous, but it’s power is weak. It can’t fly either. But in exchange for those two things, it’s been blessed with strong legs, allowing it to lead other carnivorous magical beasts around by using itself as bait. In doing so, it’s able to lead other magical beasts to kill other preys. After which, the ostrich would run away, and then come back later to grab the corpse.

“The trees are in the way, so I can’t know for sure, but… there should be over 50 of them. Not exactly a funny number…” [Ryouma]

While I calmly said that, the raptors were clearly agitated as they continued to run toward me. Their eyes were bloodshot and their fangs could be seen peeping out of their mouths. That herd of raptors neared me like flowing water. I could tell since a while ago, but it looks like these guys really have no intention of trying out any sneak tactics this time.

The pressure given off by that herd was terrifying. Any other adventurer would lose their calm before it, causing them to take too long to respond and die. According to my investigation from before, apparently the leading cause of death in these areas is the Take Ostrich.

“This number isn’t really something I can just laugh off. ‘Paralyze Mist’ ‘Spark Ball’ ‘Spark Ball’ ‘Spark Ball’ ‘Spark Ball’” [Ryouma]

I calmly casted an intermediate poison spell toward the rushing herd of raptors, followed with four casts of an original electric-type spell.

The Paralyze Mist has an immediate paralyzing effect on all bodies that inhale it, while the Spark Ball fires a projectile that affects the surrounding area with an electric attack.

The paralyzing poison mist caused the raptors’ movement to worsen, but it wasn’t enough to stop them in their tracks. But with their movement slower, they weren’t able to dodge the oncoming Spark Ball, and they were swallowed by the bursting electric shock.

“That took out around 30%, huh!” [Ryouma]

I cut down two more raptors as I said that. The number of raptors that have been knocked down by the magic is about 30%. Against humans, Spark Ball would deal plenty of damage, but against magical beasts, the power is quite weak.

Despite that though, the herd of raptors suddenly stopped in their tracks, and began to run away. I guess it must be because they suddenly lost 30 percent of their men.

After I was sure that the raptors were gone, I went to check the defeated raptors’ status with my magic.

“Ah, as expected…” [Ryouma]

There were still plenty of raptors that weren’t dead, but because of the effects of the paralyzing poison mist and the electric attack, they couldn’t move their body.

It would be problematic if they attack me once they recover, so I might as well finish them off here painlessly, and then recover their corpses.

“Still though… This place really is the home of beasts… to think I’d get attacked this early in the morning.” [Ryouma]

As I muttered that to myself, I left after making sure that the trees hadn’t caught fire because of my electric attacks.

After walking until noon, I found myself before a large rock where the animal trail ended. From here on I’ll have to move without a path to follow.

“There should be a lake southeast of this rock. Right, let’s go there first.” [Ryouma]

I walked as I read out the directions of the village written in the letter Gayn’s group had sent me. There’s really no path here, so I had no choice but to proceed as I cut down the vines blocking my way. From time to time, I met some treants too, so I cut those down too before moving on.

Then after three hours of walking, the journey became even more difficult.

“As expected, this really isn’t simple…” [Ryouma]

The ground in the surrounding area is all mud. So every time I took a step, the mud would swallow my foot all the way until the ankles, making it considerably harder to move. At the same time, the magical beasts would keep on attacking me without holding back.

And right now, there is a 4-meter-tall, brown-colored alligator glaring at me.

This is a Galmos Alligator, a C Ranked magical beast. Its strong jaw could easily tear through the flesh and armor of humans. Unfortunately for it, but right now, it can’t use that jaw it’s so proud of.

I had already taken everything into consideration before setting out after all. Which goes to say that I had also prepared a plan to  deal with the Galmos Alligator.

According to the miscellaneous knowledge that I knew in my previous life, the alligators have strong bites, but have relatively weak power when opening their mouths. So taking advantage of that, I transformed the concentrated hardening liquid plank and created a cylinder the size of a spray can. I then filled that cylinder with the sticky slime’s sticky liquid, and produced a large supply which I brought with me here today.

Taking those cans into my hand, I would throw one into the mouth of a galmos alligator each time I came across one.
The cans are only durable enough not to break when dropped, so naturally they would break when crushed between those fangs that could easily tear off armors. And when it does, the sticky liquid will spill into the alligator’s mouth.

The spilled sticky liquid will cling to the upper and lower jaws and all of the fangs of the alligator, spreading even more with each bite the alligator makes. In the end, the galmos alligator will no longer be able to open its mouth.

“I was worried at first at whether the alligators’ saliva would dilute the effect of the sticky liquid, but things actually worked out better than expected.” [Ryouma]

Of course, I did run some tests to ensure that the sticky liquid couldn’t be washed off by water, but still… I didn’t think it would work this well. I was only really hoping that it would buy me some time to make my move, so I’m really surprised.

Anyway, it’s dangerous to just turn my back to this alligator and run, so I immediately pierced its head with my katana to subjugate it. Then I continued on my way as I retrieved its corpse.

This magical beast’s hide can be used to make armors, clothes, bags, small accessories, and then sold at a good price to the nobles. But the most profitable item are mounts made completely with the galmos alligator’s fangs and hide. And naturally, the less injuries there are on the raw goods, the higher it sells.

After that, it took me another four hours of walking before I finally reached an area with no mud. Along the way, I met a total of 8 galmos alligators. Their sizes varied, but I hunted them all the same.

I quietly continued to walk again, and after two hours, I found myself in another muddy area.

I haven’t reached the lake yet, but since I was planning to take a break anyway and since it’s already getting dark, I decided to stop here and retire for the day… Or at least that’s what I was thinking, but then it suddenly came to me that the area I’m in now had less living things in it than any other area I’ve come across yet.

Normally, there would at least be insects, but… I wonder if there’s something here…?

I walked while paying careful attention to my surroundings. When the third minute struck, I suddenly felt something move!

Immediately, I jumped back. And right after, the sound of the trees’ leaves being rustled entered my ears as a long, cylindrical, green lump the size of a log fell from a tree onto the place I was standing at just a moment ago.

“Is… Is my luck seriously that bad?” [Ryouma]

The lump that fell squirmed as it fixed its gazed at me. Of course, it’s a living being after all, naturally it would have an eye or two, right? It sure hid itself well atop that tree considering how big it is though.

What’s attacking me right now is a large snake that could  swallow several humans in one gulp.

When I searched back in my mind through the information I prepared for this trip, I could only find one entry corresponding to this magical beast.

“Undead Snake, A Rank.” [Ryouma]

There’s more than one kind of snake in the Great Forest of Shurus, but considering its size, this is most likely the undead snake.

The undead snake is a magical beast that lives in the centermost area of the Great Forest of Shurus. The area we’re in right now, however, is a long distance away from that. About a week’s distance of walking.

“Well… it is a magical beast that lives within the Great Forest of Shurus, so it’s not like there’s no chance of it coming out. I guess I could just blame this to my bad luck.” [Ryouma]

As I muttered that to myself, the undead snake crawled toward me, and attacked. It raised its sickle-shaped neck, and as soon as I entered its range, it reached out for my neck like a bullet, biting for my neck. Its speed was a league faster than any magical beast I’ve fought yet.

As I dodged its attack, I struck up with my katana toward its body. But when my katana touched its flesh, a resistance stronger than any other met my blade. I could only leave a shallow wound on its body.

Shallow as it may be, there’s still plenty of blood coming out of that open wound. But the undead snake only ignored that wound as it tried to wine itself around me. In response, I reinforced my legs with ki, and sprung up, jumping over the undead snake. I struck downward toward the snake as I reached the other side. Then when I landed behind it, I took some distance.

While I am more than able to fight A Rank magical beasts, I can’t let my guard down. As I thought that to myself, I cut a nearby tree with my katana, carving an arrow that pointed toward the direction I came from. I could lose my way in this forest if I keep fighting like this, so I’ve been paying attention not to forget. But with this, I’ll be able to focus on the fight.

At that moment, the undead snake–––

“As expected of something named undead…” [Ryouma]

The wounds on the sudden snake suddenly recovered in the blink of an eye.

The undead snake’s special characteristic is its abnormal vitality and its fast regeneration. The speed of its recovery is so fearsome, it’s almost like an undead. That’s the story behind why a magical beast that’s not undead has undead in its name.

Moreover, because the undead snake isn’t an undead-type magical beast, light magic has no effect on it. Despite that, its recovery speed is far greater than that of ghouls. Knowing that, I could imagine fighting with it to be a pain.

“Fortunately, it’s at least not venomous. Still though… this is the sort of magical beast that requires several people to cast magic on it to stop its movements. At which point, it then needs to be beaten repeatedly until it dies…” [Ryouma]

I more or less have a plan to deal with it, but for now, let’s try fighting it normally. If it gets too dangerous, I’ll go ahead and use my trump card. My trump card isn’t really something I should use for various reasons.

“Shaa!!” [Undead Snake]

The healed snake came attacking at me as it sounded out a hoarse sound. Its way of attacking was the same as before: a sort of jumping attack. Dodging that, I clad my blade in cold using magic battle technique and the water-attribute magic power. This time, my cut went in deeper.

“Kishaaaa!!” [Undead Snake]

The wound this time didn’t bleed like before, and instead the wound closed up frozen. The undead snake’s voice was also much more pained this time compared to before, but…

“Shaaa!” [Undead Snake]

The undead snake jumped again. My attack just now had some effect, but it wasn’t enough to kill it.

“If anything it just pissed it off.” [Ryouma]

The undead snake ferociously bit and twirled about. It even climbed up the surrounding trees, and started attacking from all directions as it pleased. It could do that because it lived here. The home court’s advantage so to speak.

I continued to dodge its attacks while I slashed back at it with my chill-clad blade, but no matter how many times I cut, I couldn’t inflict a fatal wound on it. At most, I could only slow down its recovery.

Looks like cutting it just isn’t sufficient…

As I thought that, I dodged the undead snake that had just tried to twirl itself around me, and took an overhead stance with my katana. I held the sword out toward the snake as I reinforced my whole body and my katana with ki.

“Ha!” [Ryouma]

And when the snake attacked me, I dodged it, and slashed down at its neck with all my strength. As my blade sunk 60cm into its neck, I successfully decapitated it. When I use ki, I could cut even with the guard on the sword, so I thought it might work. Without ki, I wouldn’t even be able to cut with the guard of a sword, so cutting the snake in two wouldn’t be possible, right?

“Shaa!? Shaaa!!!” [Ryouma]
“O!?

Surprisingly, the cut head was still alive. And the body started writhing about. I thought to crush its head, but I had to take a step back in order to not be caught up by its body. Then I took a look at its head.

“…What’s going on with its body?” [Ryouma]

The cut head is actually already starting to regenerate its body from its open wound. I could still somehow come to terms with just not dying immediately, but something like this is… This really isn’t an undead, right?

“I’ve heard that they’re stronger than the C or B Rank magical beasts, but whether it’s this undead snake or Rheinbach-sama’s Ignis dragon, all the A Rank magical beasts are monsters.” [Ryouma]

While I was dumbfounded like that, the snake’s head had already regenerated its body. And it was now the same size as it was just a moment ago.

“Fortunately, it at least didn’t regenerate its head from its body. But if this keeps up it’ll take forever. I guess I’ll have to do it. ‘Exchange’” [Ryouma]

I sheathed back my katana to its scabbard as I casted my original space magic, Exchange. Suddenly, a 1.4-meter-long silver-colored short spear appeared within my hand.

The magic, Exchange, is able to transfer nearby objects. And being a more practical application of Pickup, it’s able to take an item from the Dimension Home or from the Item Box.

Originally, I wanted this magic to work as its name implied, that is exchanging an object I had with something from inside the Dimension Home, but right now I can only take out objects at most. It’s still an incomplete magic. I do one day hope to complete it though.

“This is the end!” [Ryouma]

I ran toward the snake with the short spear in hand. The undead snake was wary of me, having had its head cut off once, but after raising its sickle-shaped neck several times and swaying, it came to bite at me again.

It’s an attack I’ve seen many times, so I calmly dodged its attack as I clad my short spear with ki. Then I thrusted that spear into the undead snake’s body.

Just that wouldn’t be able to stop the undead snake, but this is exactly what I’ve been aiming for. I let go of the spear with my hand, and dodged the snake that tried to twine itself around me.

The undead snake tried to chase after me, but suddenly, the undead snake fell to the ground. And its body started writhing about just like it did a while ago when I lopped off its head.

When I saw that, I knew that my trump card had worked. After that, I checked up on the snake, and when I confirmed that it was dead, I retrieved my spear.

“Good work, it’s enough now.” [Ryouma]

As I called out to my spear to thank it, the form of the spear crumbled, and it fell onto the ground. It then turned back into its original appearance, an iron slime.

What I used just now was the iron slime spear. But what defeated the undead snake wasn’t just the iron slime alone.

Bodily fluids could be seen seeping out of the wound that the iron slime spear had just left. It’s normal for blood to come out from wounds, but what’s coming out of the snake isn’t blood, but a bloody slime.

I had ordered an iron slime to create a hollow iron spear. And then in the hollow portion of that spear, I had ordered a bloody slime to wait. With the iron slime’s natural hardness coupled with the reinforcement of my ki, its strength was more than enough. And I pierced the foe’s body with the spear, upon which the iron slime transformed again. The bloody slime in the hollow portion of the spear then entered the blood vessels of the enemy through its open wound.

After that, the bloody slime sucked the enemy dry of its blood, killing it.

“I guess it does work even against A Rank magical beasts. I shouldn’t use it too much though…” [Ryouma]

This technique is strong, but it’s quite brutal. And chances are, it can kill anything regardless of if its beast or human. But then again, I don’t know everything about magical beasts, so there might be one that could live through it, but for the most part, as long as I’m able to pierce with the spear, I should be able to kill the target.

At the very least, it’s shown itself to be very effective when I tested it against the goblins and other various magical beasts when I first thought of it.

But while it’s efficient, using it too much will dull my skill. Moreover, I also can’t use it in front of other humans. Just thinking of the consequences if word of it gets out, and a villain finds out about it makes me shiver.

One thing’s for sure though: this skill is definitely my trump card.

As I decided that in my heart, I retrieved the undead snake’s corpse, and then retired for the day. Today’s been really tiring…

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The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 3 Chapter 36

TL Note: A chapter will be posted on Wed. It’ll be an extra chapter, but it won’t count against the queue since I still owe you guys a free chapter. 

Volume 3 Chapter 36

When I got back to Gimuru from the labyrinth, I spent two weeks resting and preparing. When I finally left, the trip southeast to the Great Forest of Shurus took me 17 days all in all. As of now, it is the 2nd afternoon since I’ve began to move within the Great Forest of Shurus.

The path I’m following is an animal trail. There is also a road here as there are adventurers that go through here, but it’s narrow and isn’t being maintained.

Just as the name, the Great Forest of Shurus, implies, the area here is full of trees covered by vines, making it difficult to see. This is probably the most difficult I’ve had when it comes to spotting enemies. There are just too many trees and thickets, and the shadow they cast makes it difficult to distinguish things.

“I’m still better off than most other adventurers though… Although this certainly is the most difficult trip I’ve made.” [Ryouma]

I’ve passed many adventurers along the way, but because they don’t have the Eternal Darkness insect repellant, they were all greatly affected by the insects and leeches of the Great Forest of Shurus.

The Eternal Darkness insect repellant is something that my grandmother developed when she was confined here. It’s not something that just anyone can get their hands on. It’s thanks to Gayn’s group that I’m able to have such an easy time here in the Great Forest.

For normal adventurers, they have to buy an insect repellant from the market. But those ones can only work on insects and not leeches. Moreover, the repellant can be diluted by sweat, so overtime its effect will wear off. And the adventurer will have to rub it all over his body again.

“And with an environment like this, it’s impossible not to sweat.” [Ryouma]

This sort of environment is comparable to a jungle. There are leeches and the humidity is high, so naturally, being in such an environment, it’s only natural to sweat. And all the adventurers I’ve passed by are proof of that. They were all sweating. On top of that, they had a unique stench from the mixing of their sweat and the medicine they are using.

I hope I don’t meet any more adventurers along the way. As I thought that to myself, I continued along.

For the record, it’s not because they stink that I don’t want to meet them, ok? I mean they do stink, but that’s not something that they can help. The reason I don’t want to meet them is because I don’t like the way they look at me.

The Great Forest of Shurus is a dangerous area littered with magical beasts over the D Rank. And in such a dangerous area, a kid like me is loitering. Naturally, whenever those adventurers see me, they’ll call out to me, warning me to leave before I die. I don’t blame them for thinking of me as a lost or reckless young boy. I mean given the situation, it’s only normal to think so, right?

The Great Forest of Shurus isn’t blocked by any sort of fence, so even low ranked adventurers can enter it. There’s no guarantee that one will keep their life while in the forest, so other adventurers will always scold low-ranked adventurers whenever they spot one. It’s because of that that I raised my Rank to C first before attempting this quest.

But even then, when I stopped by a village last night… Actually, rather than a village, I guess it’s closer to a base camp; Anyway, I was still told by many adventurers to go back.

Of course, in a situation like that, I decided to show them my guild card to prove that I was already a C Rank adventurer. But although it’s true that being a C Rank meant I had some power, it’s also true that there are differences in power amongst those in the C Rank.

Moreover, being in C Rank at such a young age caused many to become jealous. They tried to hide it, sure, but it still showed in the way they talked. There were also those who didn’t show jealousy, but the fact that my being a C Rank at this young age being a cause for many adventurers’ jealousy is undeniable. In fact, I was even jeered at this morning.

The jeers I got where when I passed by some adventurers when I left the village. I don’t know how many times I had to explain to them that I was eligible to enter this forest, but while I was explaining to them, we were attacked by some raptors. I worked together with the six of them to subjugate the raptors, but I ended up killing way more than they did.

Of course, I didn’t do something boorish like call them weak or anything as I do think that they could have dealt with the raptors even without me, but their pride was still visibly hurt. I didn’t want to bother myself with them, but the people that were hurt and the people that were comforting them all felt the same. I felt bad, so I just gave a few words to the people jeering at me and the people that were comforting them, and then left.

Can’t say I’m a fan of situations like those, but it’s impossible to be liked by everyone. Sure it doesn’t feel good, but it’s not something I can’t handle. Besides I don’t think I’ll need to endure much while in the Great Forest, so I just let it slide.

It’s not the first for me anyway. In my previous life I’ve had many situations like these ones. And back then I was able to ignore them. Of course, the situation then was a bit different in that instead of jealousy, I was looked down on, but my response is the same. Only the details are different.

Speaking of which, I’m currently a bit sensitive to negative emotions. As for why it’s because of the influence of the demon king’s fragments.

A person would get stressed whenever hit by negative emotions. And depending on how he receives it, he could resist it, throw it away, or even worry about it. That’s normal. I doubt there are many people who could afford not to feel anything despite being the target of another’s ill will.

But for someone who holds the demon king’s fragments, it’s a bit different in that that person is much more sensitive to the negative emotions of the people around him. It’s that heightened sensitivity that I find so exhausting. More than likely it was purposely made that way to weaken the heart, and speed up the corrosion.

I’ve already heard of this from Gayn’s group back when I met with them, and according to them, they’ve already repressed it enough such that it won’t affect the way I look at people or the way I speak. If it wasn’t for their help, the demon king’s fragment would have already affected my day-to-day life.

“Anyway, there’s not much point in thinking about this. It’s not something I can do anything about after all. More than that…” [Ryouma]
“Gyaa!” [Monster]

I calmly reached for the katana by my waist. In the next instant, a magical beast leaned out of the thickets on the right, sweeping with the claws on its forelegs.

With a step back, I dodged the claws of the beast. Then as I turned toward my right, I drew my sword. And in a flash, I cut off its neck and subjugated it. But I can still feel the presence of many magical beasts in the area. They’ve been hiding their presence because they wanted to take me by surprise, but after that last magical beast, they gave up on the ambush and stopped hiding their presence. Now they’re coming at me at full force.

“Gurururu…” [Monster 1]
“Gya! Gya!” [Monster 2]
“Gii!” [Monster 3]

The magical beasts that are attacking me right now are known as Raptor. They are a little smaller than horses and are similar to dinosaurs in their appearance. They run with their two hind-legs. And being a little smart, they prefer to hunt with surprise tactics or as groups.

The raptors are magical beasts known for their numbers as well as their many various species. But the kind of raptors that can be seen in the Great Forest of Shurus could be said to be perfect for the area. Their bodies are smaller than the others and the color of their hide is even green, allowing them to blend themselves with the surrounding like a natural camouflage.

But although I am currently being surrounded by 30 raptors, I’m not in any danger. I’ll just lop their heads off according to the order of their attacks.

The herd of raptors surrounded me, and attacked me both from the front and behind. But I only dodged them as I leisurely lopped their heads off.

As their heads flew one after another, their corpses gradually littered the surrounding area, piling up atop one another. When they realized winning wasn’t possible, the herd of dinosaurs scattered in all directions like baby spiders.

“Nine raptors before they finally ran away, huh? I guess their heads really are good.” [Ryouma]

If those were goblins just now, they would have attacked regardless of how many of their comrades died. Compared to that, the raptors were certainly smarter. Anyway, I should retrieve these piled up corpses now. It’s not good to waste the corpses of beasts.

“’Dimension Home’” [Ryouma]

While keeping alert of my surroundings, I used Dimension Home, and brought out the grave slime to have it retrieve the corpses.

After investigating the grave slime’s abilities, I found out that its Enshrine Remains skill is able to retrieve not only the corpses of undead magical beasts but even the corpses of the living. Moreover, it also has the effect of keeping the bodies from rotting.

Of course, it’s not to the point where it can completely prevent the corpses from rotting, but according to my experiments, it can at least keep a corpse that would normally take 1 or 2 days to rot, and extend it until 10 days.

Because of this, I’ll be able to retrieve the hide and meat of magical beasts and animals better.

“Grave slimes are really convenient.” [Ryouma]

I could also feed the corpses to the slimes, but preserving the corpses is best. Especially since retrieving the hide is easiest this way.

Preserving is possible by stripping the skin off the meat, then scraping off the meat and the oil, and then using the tannin from the plants to treat it. But although I know this from the survival skills I received from Kufo – although it’s just the basics of basics – the process is long and will take a lot of effort.

Back in the Forest of Gana, I lived there so I created a workplace so I could work without any hassle. But when I got to Gimuru, I started either giving the corpses to the artisans in the town  or fed it to the slimes.

But with the grave slimes, I can now put the corpses on hold for a much longer time, giving me time to hand it over to the artisans at its best condition. The grave slime is an extremely useful slime.

As I walked while thinking that to myself, the animal trail I have been following suddenly grew wider. And from the distance, I could make out a wall of rock.

“So that’s the next base camp… Well it’s just going to be a hassle anyway, so I guess I’ll just hurry on without stopping by.” [Ryouma]

I hurried my pace, and headed for the camp. This part isn’t really pleasant, so I want to get over it as soon as possible. I did also think of going around the wall, but the guards could mistake one for a magical beast, so there’s a tacit agreement between adventurers not to hide when near the base camp.

So in order to minimize my troubles, I decided to just go through the base camp as quick as I could.

Or at least that’s what I was planning when I headed for the base camp, but…

“Even if you are C Rank–––” [Adventurer 1]
“This isn’t a place for brats like you!” [Adventurer 2]
“–––Besides don’t you think it’s reckless for you to go by yourself–––“[Adventurer 3]

See? It’s such a hassle.

And so, when I got to the entrance of the base camp, I was stopped by three adventurers. No matter how much I tried to explain, they scolded me and tried to persuade me. Because of that we started gathering attention, and more and more adventurers came to take a look.

On top of their jealous and unhappy words, their gazes were painful. I wonder if I should just beat up these guys, and go my way…

As I was starting to think toward that direction, a loud voice suddenly resounded.

“Yer in the way! Quit blockin’ the entrance! And quit yer yapping! All of ya!” [Voice]

The owner of the voice was a big and brawny man nearly 2 meters tall.

“Glen-san…” [Adventurer 1]
“Get outta my way, and don’t block me.” [Glen]
“But this kid…” [Adventurer 1]
“Haah? Just leave him alone. Ain’t it common sense for adventurers to take care of ther own lives? Even if he dies it’s all on him. ‘Sides I’m no different from that lil’ brat there, I’m also on my own, ya know?” [Glen]
“But this kid can’t be comp–––“ [Adventurer 2]
“Look, I told you, whether that kid dies or not is on him! ‘Sides if ya actually opened yer eyes then maybe you’d have realized that he didn’t even have a single scratch on him. A brat that could get here without a scratch’s more than qualified.” [Glen]

At Glen’s words, the spectators suddenly seemed to have lost interest as they opened a path. Even the adventurers who kept pestering me kept their mouths shut. Great, it’s a chance! If I go now, I’ll be able to leave. Oh, wait, I have to go thank the guy.

“It was Glen-san, yes? Thank you very much.” [Ryouma]
“Haah? Don’t sweat it. Ya just so happened to be in the way is all.” [Glen]

As Glen-san left, I bowed my head again. Then I went through the exit on the other side. When I finally took some distance from the camp, I muttered to myself.

“If everyone was like that guy, it would be great, but… sigh…” [Ryouma]

That man called Glen-san didn’t carry an ounce of malice toward me. There are also people like that. People that aren’t jealous of me.

I’m always thankful for those kind of people and their words. Although we may have only passed by each other or stumbled upon each other in the camp, I still make sure to keep their words in my heart. Although from time to time, there are also people that try to meddle in my business who don’t have any malice. I don’t know if it’s because they’re good or because of their sense of justice, but whatever the reason may be, it’s certainly troublesome.

After that, I continued on my way as I fought the magical beasts that attack me. 

Goblin Kingdom Volume 1 Chapter 38: The Night Before the War

Goblin Name Cheat Sheet:

The [Goblin] is to make it easier to CTRL+F.

[Goblin] Gi Ga
The goblin in that estranged group that was with the protagonist when he defeated an orc. He is currently a noble class, the highest amongst the protagonist’s subordinates. He prefers to use the spear.

[Goblin] Gi Gu
The former leader of the village. He was pressured by the protagonist in his goblin noble form, and was added to his subordinates. He uses the long sword, and is relatively smart for a goblin rare.

[Goblin] Gi Gi
Known as a beast warrior, a goblin with the ability to tame beasts.
He evolved while hunting spear deer with the protagonist.
He prefers to use the axe. His goblin class is rare.

[Goblin] Gi Go
A goblin with many wounds on his body. The food of his horde was stolen by the gray wolves, so he made a decision to follow the protagonist. He is the most experienced amongst the goblin rares. His weapon is a curved katana. He acts like a samurai.

[Goblin] Gi Za
The druid goblin rare that recently joined them.

[Goblin] Gi Ji
A goblin rare. He evolved in chapter 37 after hunting with Gi Ga.

Chapter 38: The Night Before the War

[Race] Goblin
[Level] 61
[Class] Duke; Horde Chief
[Possessed Skills] <<Horde Commander>> <<Insurgent Will>> <<Overpowering Howl>> <<Swordsmanship B->> <<Insatiable Desire>> <<King’s Soul>> <<Ruler’s Wisdom I>> <<Eyes of the Blue Snake>> <<Dance at Death’s Border>> <<Red Snake’s Eye>> <<Magic Manipulation>> <<Soul of a Crazed Warrior>> <<Third Impact (The Third Chant)>>
[Divine Protection] Goddess of the Underworld (Altesia)
[Attributes] Darkness; Death
[Subordinate Beasts] High Kobold (Lv1) Gastra (Lv1) Cynthia (Lv1)
[Abnormal Status] <<Charm of the Saint>>

4 days had passed by the time Gi Gu’s scouting party returned

When I went out to meet them, I was shocked.

Gi Gu’s appearance had changed. Blue skin and a lone coiled horn. A stature that was a size bigger compared to Gi Go.

I took a peek at his status with the <Red Snake’s eye> and there was no doubt about it. He was now a noble class.

[Race] Goblin
[Level] 2
[Class] Noble; Subleader
[Possessed Skills] <<Overpowering Howl>> <<Swordsmanship C+>> <<The King’s Right-hand Man>> <<Cooperation>> <<Throw Projectile>> <<Versatile Master>> <<Farseeing Eye>>
[Divine Protection] None
[Attributes] None

<<The King’s Right-hand Man>> When fighting under the orders of the horde’s leader, fighting spirit UP, physical strength 10%, agility 10% UP.

<<Cooperation>>Attacking together is possible with goblins of the same or lower rank.

<<Versatile Master>> Can use any melee weapon, and receive assistance up to Rank C+ regardless of type.

<<Farseeing Eye>> Chance of success when scouting increases. Chance of successfully tracking the enemy also increases.

Gi Gu is a former horde chief. The strength shown in his status is proof of that. The <<Cooperation>> skill is quite useful for ordering squads. As for this <<The King’s Right-hand Man>> I wonder if it’ll work even when we’re separated by distance. Lastly, this <<Farseeing Eye>> skill, I wonder if he learned this because I’ve always been using him to scout.

I’ll have to clarify the points I don’t understand later.

“I have returned,” said Gi Za as he kneeled. The wounds on his body showed proof of the mission’s harshness.

“Tell me what you found.”

I left the training of the goblins to Gi Ga for the time being, then I went ahead and asked the results of his scouting.

At the same time, I gave them fresh meat to eat. The goblins quietly bowed to me.

“I’ll begin with the results. We have confirmed the orcs’ numbers. Currently, there are over 80 orcs in their horde. As of now, they are en-route toward this fortress.”

80!?

So this is where that bad feeling has been coming from.

Shit!

My heart wavered, but I meticulously paid attention not to let it show as I continued to inquire.

“How long before they arrive?”
“Two days at most.”

As I nodded to Gi Gu, I folded my arms.

––––Shit! It’s too early! So you’re telling me they won’t even give me time to prepare?

But that doesn’t mean I’m the kind of idiot that would just sit and wait here doing nothing.

“Their course?”
“They are marching directly west of us.”

80, huh?

I fell into a deep thought as I looked over the horizon to the west.

Confining ourselves to the village was a bad idea from the start. Once the village is surrounded, I won’t be able to see everything from the front.

So that means confining ourselves to the village is a last resort.

Besides the traps aren’t even complete. They are at most only 50% done. Even if the orcs charged from in front, it wouldn’t be strange for them to just trample over the traps.

“I understand the situation now. Good work.”

I locked my feelings deep inside me, not letting even the slightest emotion show as I closed my eyes.

After I allowed the goblins that had just returned to rest, I went over to help complete the traps.

From the start, goblins specialized at making holes. Holes that orcs could fit into that are filled with sharp bamboos and wooden spears. The holes themselves are also deeper than the orcs’ stature. I also want to fill the holes with water, but unfortunately we really don’t have the time for that.

We’ll just have to make it vertical enough that the orcs won’t be able to climb up.

I’ll also order the humans to concentrate their fences toward the west side of the village. I don’t know how much they can repair in the next two days, but hopefully we can at least have some fences ready from the west to the northwest.

The orcs number too many. We can’t fight them directly. A head-on confrontation like that will only lead to our immediate defeat.

There’s no other way… We’ll have to hit them first.

We needed to get resources for the village constructions, so the trees in the surrounding were cut. Thanks to that we have a better view of the area now.

Too bad we don’t have bows though. A weapon that would allow us to defeat the orcs from a distance would have been great. Not that there’s any point in talking about things that aren’t around.

In any case, if we are to intercept the orcs, then the best place to attack is the forest. If they’re planning to charge here directly, then we should be able to delay them by attacking from their flanks. And then by using the druids’ magic and the goblins with the throwing skill, it should be possible to minimize the casualties. After that, we could take the remaining orcs in a melee. And after wiping them, we could then take the orc king’s head.

When I finished thinking up the strategy, I ran over it again to check for any holes.

I need to carefully choose who to send in the intercepting squad as well as the location. I’ll also have to prepare an escape route in the worst case scenario.

It’s not just because we’re heading west that I’m doing this. There’s also the fact that we can’t leave this area.

Ignoring the welling impatience from within, my mouth twisted into a wry smile as I headed over to Gi Ga to check on his progress.

The training needs to be halted for the time being. It’s imperative that we have the holes dug as soon as possible.

◆◇◆

A day had passed since I received Gi Gu’s report. Right now, I’m having Gi Gu lead me to confirm the orcs’ trail. Following us were Gi Ga and Gi Go.

In the meantime, the excavation of the holes and the ditches have been left to Gi Za. While I had the beast warrior, Gi Gi, and the stealthy Gi Ji see just how close the orcs have gotten to our village.

It’s not that I’m doubting Gi Gu’s information, it’s just that I want to ensure that nothing unexpected happens.

Of course, I made sure to make it clear to Gi Gi and Gi Ji that they were to return without fighting. It should be possible as long as they made use of Gi Gi’s beast’s sniffing abilities.

We tried following the trail Gi Gu led us to follow, but the only thing that entered our sights were the flat woodlands that had nothing of note.

Now I wonder where we should wait for the orcs. Being this rattled over something on this level… It seems I haven’t been blessed with insight by the Goddess of Wisdom, Hera.

The number of orcs that we can deal with using the three-man-cells is 30. So we’ll need to somehow reduce that 80 orcs into 30 using traps.

If the orcs reach my village, that’ll be the end. Even if we’re not annihilated, my dream of building a kingdom will end right then and there.

At that thought, the image of Reshia and the other humans being trampled by the orc horde flashed through my mind.

But even then, it’s still better for them to head straight for the village. If the orc king has been blessed with wisdom, and instead leads his people through a different path, then the village will surely fall.

The humans only built the fences to cover from the village’s west to its northwest.

Normally, it would have been better if I’d thought of an escape route, but we don’t have enough information about the orcs’ madness. If they just up and left and headed east after forcing us out of the village that would be great. But if they still pursue us, we’ll be nothing but helpless prey before them since we don’t have a place to run to.

So there’s only one option for us to make. That is to ambush them, lead them to the village, and annihilate them.

We can only hope that the orcs will trip themselves here. Honestly, something like this can’t even be called a plan. At most it’s just wishful thinking. That fact doesn’t sit right with me, but it can’t be helped.

“Alright, we’ll put up the traps around this area. And then we’ll get a scout to–––“
“King!”

Just as I was about to order Gi Gu and the others to put up the traps and scout, a voice called out from behind.

It was Gi Gi, who was riding on a double head, rushing toward us with a desperate expression on his face.

“The orcs have changed route!” He exclaimed. “They are coming from the north!”

Fuck! The worst case really happened!

Come to think of it, the west is full of trees, woodlands with not much room to step on. While the northwest that the gray wolves favored have patches of unobstructed plains. Damnit! I should have seen this coming a mile away, and yet!

“Return to the village! Now!”

At my order, we made haste for the village.

The traps in the village were concentrated toward the west. Do we have enough time to set up traps for the north?

Do we have enough time to set up the necessary traps to deal with 80 orcs in a day!?

Impossible. Of course, it’s impossible.

If it was just the fight against the orcs, then I’m confident I could beat them with my skill and strength. But in this fight I have to protect the village while annihilating 80 orcs!
Damnit, why the north!?

But not only did they change route, they even chose a route with plenty of space. They’re definitely being led by the orc king. And apparently, the king isn’t an idiot. With that the chances for the traps to succeed have dropped significantly.

There’s still a chance that they might just head east afterwards, but those bastards need to eat. So, no… There’s no way they would let delicious preys such as ourselves run.

The orcs are headed here from the north, but exactly from which direction will they come from? Will it be directly north or north west? No, thinking about it a little, it would probably be directly north.

As for why it’s directly north, it’s because the path toward the lake to the north has been widened.

The route we widened to make hunting convenient has unexpectedly backfired on us!

Think! There has to be something!

Something that could stop them!

By the time we got to the village, I still hadn’t thought of anything. For the meantime, I decided to focus on making traps to the north.

But even while I was digging holes, the only thing that was in my head was thinking of a way to beat the orcs.

But what can I do?

In the end, the day passed with me being unable to think of anything but to make traps.

As for the humans I had them repair the fences as fast as they could. And then for the goblins, I had them dig holes that the orcs could get stuck in. But that’s all.

Can we win with just this?

My heart grew impatient as my thoughts continued to race. In the end, I could do nothing but lament my powerlessness.

Who would’ve thought that the responsibility of having so many lives on your shoulders would be this heavy?

And the image that keeps flashing through my mind, showing the orcs trampling all over us is honestly scary!

Shit!

I can’t lose. I can’t possibly lose.

I know that. It’s precisely because I know that that it’s so heavy.

But despite all my efforts, in the end, the night came with no good news.

◆◇◆

As the twin moonlight lit the evening sky, I looked up. I have been loitering around the village all this time by myself, pondering to myself when suddenly, a voice came.

“Can’t sleep?” asked the voice.

The moonlight fell on her visage, revealing her unparalleled beauty. Bathed in moonlight, it was as if she was the Moonlight Goddess, Veedena, herself.

It was dark, but my eyes could see as if it were day, and I saw her expression. It was as unfeeling and expressionless as always. But somehow, it carried with it a tinge of gentleness.

“Yeah,” I looked toward the evening sky again.

“A strange sight,” Reshia said as she walked over, stealing a glance at the expression on my face.

“I suppose,” I quietly replied.

Perhaps I am scared. That might be it. The war will be upon us tomorrow, yet the path to victory remains a blur.

But even then… I have to win. Even if it means throwing this body away.

If I lose, I lose everything.

“I see…” muttered Reshia, seemingly deep in thought. Then after a while, as if she had thought of something, she looked up toward me again.

“Mind if I take a seat?” she asked as she sat beside me who was sitting cross-legged. “Can we talk for a bit?”

“Do what you want,” I curtly replied.

Like that we began to talk. Her voice was smooth, velvety in its flow like those of a minstrel’s. Each of her words resounded within my shaking chest.

“…In the past, there was a beast known as Moonbeast,” she said.

I wonder if she has a script at the back of her eyelids. I’ve never heard her stutter over her words. Each word of hers were clear and fluent.

“That beast was hated by the humans, but even then it lived beside them,” she said.

The tale she spoke of was that of a beast that possessed a human’s heart.

But though it possessed a human’s heart, its pelt was sharp like needles, hurting allies and foe alike.

The closer the beast tried to be, the more pain it inflicted on its friend. And the further the beast went, the colder the beast became. It was that sort of story.

“But then one day, a lone girl showed favor to that beast,” Reshia said.

The outcome is a tragedy. That’s a given.

There’s a similar story in my country as well.

“But of course, the Moonbeast hurt the girl, and it was greatly saddened.”

At this point, I suddenly felt like asking her what she wants to tell me.

“It was then that the girl thought of something.”

What?

“Then how about we pluck off all the needles, she said.”

Oi!?

Surprised, I couldn’t help but move my gaze away from the moons back to Reshia.

“And so the girl and the Moonbeast no longer had to fight. And they were able to live happily ever after. The end,” Reshia said as she concluded her story.
“… A rather original story,” I commented.

This girl, she changed the ending, didn’t she?

“And? What’s the moral of the story?” I asked.
“Who knows?” She grinned.

Hey, is that really alright? Aren’t you someone from the church?

Having received a response like that, I couldn’t help but look at this sweetly smiling girl with a suspicious gaze.

“Well it can’t be helped. I did just make up the ending after all,” she confessed.

As expected.

“But… I prefer this ending. A short and tragic story is fine too, but in the end, I’d rather everyone be happy. It’s not wrong to wish that sort of wish, right?”

Is that the dream of a girl that doesn’t know reality? Or is it because you dream such dreams that you are called a saint?

“Perhaps,” I replied.
“If you can understand that much, then I think it’s more than enough for a moral lesson,” Reshia said as she excused herself to a night’s rest.

“Ahh…”

Wryly smiling, I looked up toward the moons.

Apparently, she was trying to cheer me up.

I suppose what she was trying to say is: If the result is obvious, then why don’t you try to change it forcefully? Or something… I guess.

“Did my worries show on my face?”

I caressed my face, trying to check if it did, but in the end, I couldn’t figure it out.

But… my heart has gotten lighter.

It’s not so bad… the lessons from an adherent.

At that moment, a flame was lit in that now peaceful heart.

A flame called resolve, the resolve to fight. I had forgotten it just a while ago, but now I remember it well.

As I looked up to the moons floating in the evening sky, I thanked Reshia.

And then it hit me.

“…Forcefully, huh?”

I see… Maybe just maybe, there might be a chance for victory.

It took a long time, but finally, the Goddess of Wisdom’s, Hera’s, blessing has come.

There, I stood up, and I went to wake Gi Gi and Gi Za.

The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 3 Chapter 35


Volume 3 Chapter 35

While Ryouma was preparing to go to the Great Forest of Shurus.

In the Kingdom of Riforu, stood a gaudy building. On its signboard ‘Riforu Kingdom Tamer Guild Main Branch’ was written. And a number of well-dressed people could be seen going in and out of one of the rooms of the tamer guild branch.

They are the branch leaders of the tamer guild of the slave demon practitioners and conjurers of the Riforu Kingdom. Right now, they are attending the meeting that is held once a year.

Amongst the attendees is the leader of the tamer guild branch of Gimuru, Matthew. At this time, a man walked toward him and spoke to him.

“Matthew, how about a drink with me and our friends?” [Man]
“But of course, Nejil-sama! It’s an honor for someone like me to be invited by someone of your stature.” [Matthew]

The man who spoke to Matthew is Zest Nejil. He is one of the nine members responsible for electing the guild masters of the tamer guild. Moreover, on top of the influence his position entails, he is also the person who recommended Matthew after receiving a bribe.

When Matthew saw him, he quickly humbled himself, and accompanied him with the people he had in tow to a high-class bar.

Matthew and Zest’s cronies enjoyed the luxurious food and wine, currying favor with Zest as they did. When more food and wine arrived, the conversation switched up a bit as Zest spoke to Matthew.

“Oh, right. Matthew, there’s something I’ve been wanting to speak to you about.” [Zest]
“With me, Zest-sama?” [Matthew]

Anxiety, distress, expectation, and fear mixed altogether filling Matthew’s heart.

“It’s only something I’ve recently been made aware of, but I’ve heard there’s an excellent demon slave practitioner at your guild.” [Zest]
“But, of course. I am always keeping a watchful eye over the progress of my juniors.” [Matthew]

Matthew replied with confidence. There are many demon slave practitioners under Matthew that can transport the ores from Gimuru’s mine. To Matthew, the mark of an excellent demon slave practitioner is one who can employ strong magical beasts. Which is why Matthew himself believed that his guild had many excellent practitioners.

“That’s all well and all, but from what I’ve heard this slave demon practitioner uses slimes to make a profit. Moreover, this profit isn’t just a meagre amount. If it’s not too much trouble, I’d like to get in on this little secret, how does this practitioner of yours make his profit? I’d really love to have the people of my branch follow suit, you see.” [Zest]

When the slave demon being a slime entered Matthew’s ears, the image of a young boy he detested immediately flashed through his mind.

(I was wondering who he was referring to when he spoke of an excellent demon practitioner, but he’s actually talking about that brat that can’t use anything but slimes!? To think even Zest-sama would hear of that… how aggravating. A blunder…)

“What’s the matter? Can’t you tell me how that slave demon practitioner is making a profit with slimes?” [Zest]

Although Matthew hesitated momentarily, he answered in the end.

“If it’s that practitioner you’re referring to; he’s using his slimes to eat the filth from clothes to operate a laundromat.” [Matthew]
“But that shouldn’t be possible. Dissolving the filth is possible, but the clothes would also dissolve.” [Another Guildmaster]

A guildmaster who was listening from the side as he drank said that.

“Certainly, it would normally be impossible, but if it’s his slimes, then it’s possible.” [Matthew]
“Do you know how he’s doing it?” [Guildmaster 1]
“How is he training them?” [Guildmaster 2]
“Didn’t you say just now that you kept a watchful eye over your juniors?” [Guildmaster 3]

Sweat began to run down Matthew’s forehead as the questions were thrown at him one after another. As the questions poured relentlessly, Zest’s voice diffused the situation.

“Now, now, everyone. Let’s not all talk at the same time, or else Matthew will never be able to speak. Now then, Matthew. Mind telling us everything one by one?” [Zest]
“O-Of course!” [Matthew]

It was because Zest wanted to know how the slimes could reap a profit that he called Matthew here.

Matthew understood that, so he decided to try and trick Zest and the others as he spoke of Ryouma’s laundromat as if he was well-informed, twisting the story to suit his own conveniences.

“Actually, the slimes he’s using is a new variant. His slimes have a special trait that can dissolve the filth off clothes without dissolving the clothes along with it.”
“Special trait, huh?” [Guild Master 1]
“It’s not because of some sort of training?” [Guild Master 2]
“Where do you catch that sort of slime?” [Guild Master 3]
“If what you’re saying is true, then why aren’t there any rumors?” [Guild Master 4]

The people in the room stared harder at Matthew.

“Actually, that slave demon practitioner is still only a child, and since he’s a bit of a problem child, I’m actually at a loss at what to do with him.” [Matthew]
“…Continue.” [Zest]
“Ever since that boy has registered, he hasn’t done a single job. And under the protection of someone who discovered the slime, he kept the information, and monopolized it. Then he used the slime to make a killing with his laundromat. With all the profit he’s made, he just plays around nowadays.

I’ve sent him teachers (Ruffians) to help him change his lifestyle, but my feelings couldn’t reach him at all. And instead he hired body guards with the money he has made to send away all of the men I’ve sent to him.” [Matthew]
“You’re saying Gimuru’s guild can’t even discipline a kid?” [Guildmaster 1]
“Aren’t you just being lazy?” [Guildmaster 2]

Matthew was showered with criticism, but Zest only put a stop to it as he spoke.

“…I think I understand the situation. There are all sorts of people in the world. And amongst these, there are many that can’t be reached no matter how much effort one puts. I suppose that boy is like that. Still… being a guildmaster this isn’t something that can be ignored… Looks like you’ve walked into a disaster, huh, Matthew?” [Zest]
“Thank you, Zest-sama.” [Matthew]

When Zest spoke those words, the people criticizing Matthew stopped talking. But unexpectedly, Matthew couldn’t relax despite Zest’s questioning stopping.

If one were to put it in simple words, the man known as Zest is actually a cheapskate. He’s the sort of man who would accommodate someone bribing him, but will refuse to do anything when he can’t make a profit.

Zest actually never cared from the start whether a slave demon practitioner was good or bad, all he really wanted to know was a way to make money. But at the same time, although he’s objective was indeed money, it still can’t be denied that Zest is one of the few people in the tamer guild that has begun to see slimes in a new light.

Matthew and all the people around Zest are all aware of Zest’s attachment to money. It is, after all, the very reason why they were able to benefit from him so easily. Such a person couldn’t possibly give up on information that could possibly become a money-bearing tree. Because of that, everyone but Zest couldn’t help but be uneasy, waiting for the next words to come out of Zest’s mouth.

Surprisingly, however, the words to come out of Zest’s mouth next was completely different from what they were expecting.

“By the way, Matthew. A new town is being built at Gimuru, right? You must be busy.” [Zest]
“W-Well yes. In fact, we are always being pestered by people to lend magical beasts for transporting resources and goods. On top of that the mine also needs our magical beasts. Because of that we don’t have any margin for handling requests coming from places other than those two places.” [Matthew]

Although Matthew was suspicious at the sudden change in topic, he still answered. At his reply, Zest nodded as if it was exactly as he had thought.

“As expected. In that case, I’ll send some of my people to your branch. I’ll send them as soon as I get back to my branch. Please do accept them.” [Zest]
“Huh… In any case, I’m grateful for the help, but what kind of people will you be sending?” [Matthew]
“I’ll be sending you some of the more skilled practitioners from my branch, the Three Harken Siblings. You’ve heard rumors of them, yes?” [Zest]

Of course, Matthew’s heard of them. The others too, and they were quite surprised.

The Three Harken Siblings, as the name implies, refer to three conjurers that happen to be blood-related siblings. They have many C Rank magical beasts under them, and their eldest brother can even control a B Rank magical beast. On top of that, they even have experience subjugating an A Rank magical beast once.

Still, although these three are exceptional conjurers, they are problem children. Their behavior isn’t something to be praised. Moreover, while ambition isn’t necessarily a bad thing, these three tend to attempt contract with any magical beast they like regardless of affinity or rank, causing rampages to occur from time to time. They do, however, take measures to ensure everything is safe, so there’re barely any casualties from their actions, and even when there are, it’s mostly only injuries to themselves.

Although they haven’t caused any harm to the commoners, their past records and their subordinates have caused scandals, earning them Zest’s disfavor as he hated commotions. He may have let them off with only a warning, but there’s no doubt that these three siblings were trouble.

“But that’s!” [Matthew]
“What? Are you dissatisfied?” [Zest]

Matthew would definitely be grateful for extra help, but of course, that’s only true when the people he’ll be receiving are decent. It’s only a given after all that Matthew wouldn’t be willing to accept something that he knows to be a problem. Unfortunately, though, Matthew doesn’t really have a choice. If he is to go further in his career, he can’t go against someone as influential as Zest directly.

“N-No, not at all… Only, isn’t it a waste to use such exceptional people for nothing but transport?” [Matthew]
“They’ve gotten in over their heads a wee bit too much, so I figured I’d let these ambitious youngsters take a break for a while. And a job that only requires them to transport things should be perfect for a breather. Oh, and it seems you’re misunderstanding something. I’m not thinking of lending them. I am lending them to you, and you will accept.” [Zest]

As Zest said that, he looked over to the others, and said.

“If there is anyone amongst you that have any spare men, please do feel free to lend them to Matthew. It’s imperative that we help each other in times such as this.” [Zest]

When Zest said that, the people in the room suddenly started saying that they’ll be sending people over to Gimuru as well. Amongst the names that the others gave, names of people famous for their bad behavior and shoddy skills would sometimes come up. Today, Matthew had a great crowd of problem children pushed onto him.

When their business at the bar finally settled, Zest paid for the bar’s bill. But before he went back, he grabbed Matthew’s shoulder tightly, and then said.

“Well then, Matthew. You should continue to work hard from now on. I expect much from you, you know? But for now, I think it’d be better if you took a break along with all the people we sent you. I hear it’s been getting real busy lately after all.” [Zest]

As he said that, Zest left the bar with the other guildmasters. Matthew who was left alone there quietly went back to his lodging. There, he locked himself in his room, and held his head.

“Not good… Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! But at least he hasn’t completely abandoned me yet, next time when there’s something I should… No! I need increase the bribe I’m paying to Zest-sama! As long as I give him money, then the problem should somehow work itself out… But those people they sent me. They pushed all the problem children onto me. If something happens, the one who’s going to be held responsible is me! Shit!! No… I should at least act meekly…” [Matthew]

All alone by himself, Matthew began to think of a plan on how to break out of this predicament he had been thrust in. But to his dismay, the day passed with no good news…

TL Note: The exact number of guild masters actually wasn’t mentioned, so those anon guildmasters were just randomly given a number in order to distinguish their dialogue from the two main speakers.


Goblin Kingdom – Volume 1 Chapter 37: Preparations

Goblin Name Cheat Sheet:

The [Goblin] is to make it easier to CTRL+F.

[Goblin] Gi Ga
The goblin in that estranged group that was with the protagonist when he defeated an orc. He is currently a noble class, the highest amongst the protagonist’s subordinates. He prefers to use the spear.

[Goblin] Gi Gu
The former leader of the village. He was pressured by the protagonist in his goblin noble form, and was added to his subordinates. He uses the long sword, and is relatively smart for a goblin rare.

[Goblin] Gi Gi
Known as a beast warrior, a goblin with the ability to tame beasts.
He evolved while hunting spear deer with the protagonist.
He prefers to use the axe. His goblin class is rare.

[Goblin] Gi Go
A goblin with many wounds on his body. The food of his horde was stolen by the gray wolves, so he made a decision to follow the protagonist. He is the most experienced amongst the goblin rares. His weapon is a curved katana. He acts like a samurai.

[Goblin] Gi Za
The druid goblin rare that recently joined them.

Chapter 37: Preparations

[Race] Goblin
[Level] 61
[Class] Duke; Horde Chief
[Possessed Skills] <<Horde Commander>> <<Insurgent Will>> <<Overpowering Howl>> <<Swordsmanship B->> <<Insatiable Desire>> <<King’s Soul>> <<Ruler’s Wisdom I>> <<Eyes of the Blue Snake>> <<Dance at Death’s Border>> <<Red Snake’s Eye>> <<Magic Manipulation>> <<Soul of a Crazed Warrior>> <<Third Impact (The Third Chant)>>
[Divine Protection] Goddess of the Underworld (Altesia)
[Attributes] Darkness; Death
[Subordinate Beasts] High Kobold (Lv1) Gastra (Lv1) Cynthia (Lv1)
[Abnormal Status] <<Charm of the Saint>>

The orcs could attack us at any time, and yet the situation inside the village isn’t favorable. Many in the village are dissatisfied and even the goblins themselves are in a shaky situation. But still… I can’t give up here.

I asked Lili and Reshia to investigate Gi Ga’s recent report. From their investigation, I found out that Gi Za was telling the truth.

That incident isn’t something to scoff at however. Its effect can be visibly seen in the humans. The fear that had once been stilled has once again risen in their hearts. The eyes they look at me, brimming with fear. But with the bad comes the good, and I now see Gi Za with a stronger sense of security. Not only is the goblin’s visage close to that of humans, but he also handled the previous situation excellently. Surely, I can rely on him more.

From now on I’ll most likely be relying on Gi Za’s horde of druids whenever I leave, but I still need to make more goblin rares. I’ll be needing them to achieve my goals.

Goblins get smarter as they evolve. A single class up can make a huge difference. You could liken it to the dispersing of a great, thick fog within the mind of the goblins, freeing them from a rabid thirst. The more goblin rares I have, the less chances there will be of such incidents as the one before from occurring. Moreover, in this way, I can also strengthen my army.

As for the village, Gi Za’s proven that I can rely on him, so I’ll be leaving the protection of the village in his and his druids’ hands. If possible, I’d like to avoid any friction in the village as there’s a pressing issue that needs to be addressed: How do I deal with the maddened orcs?
I need men working to solve this problem. I can’t afford an internal dispute now.

I had gone out to scout before, so I had to put a stop to it, but now that I’m here again, I’ll have to start that training again. The goblins tend to think of dumb things when they don’t know who’s in charge. So once every five days, I’ll have the goblins stand before me, and I will subdue them with my strength. If they know who’s boss, they won’t dare cause trouble.

A lot of problems come up when I personally go out to scout, so this time I had a scouting party made with Gi Gu, the former leader of the village, as the center along with Gi Gi and Gi Go. They are to head northwest of the village.

Then I ordered Gi Ga to take out the goblins that are close to levelling up to hunt the spear deer. It’s imperative that we bolster our forces as soon as possible.

Then I had the remaining goblins dig holes around the village, creating pitfalls and ditches. I did this until the sun was high up the sky. At which point, I then left the command of the trap-making squad to Gi Za. And I scurried off to begin the goblins’ so-called “Day of Fear”.

When that ended, I took the gray wolf pups, Cynthia and Gastra, out to hunt.

I wonder if I could use these two to keep watch around the village. Fortunately, thanks to Reshia and Lili, they’re not scared of humans. In fact, they’ve even taken a liking to them. But liking’s just liking. As for whether I’ll be able to use them in that way, that’s left to be seen.

With the two gray wolf pups in tow, we ran through the forest. I know little of the ways the gray wolves hunt, but the pups would by themselves try to kill any prey we would come across, saving me the headache of instructing.

Unfortunately, they still have a long way to go as even rabbits could outrun them. So I caught an armor rabbit, broke its legs, and then rolled it over toward the two.

Like this they should naturally understand where they need to bite to kill the rabbit. I suppose this should count as one way of studying hunting.

After I had ascertained that the gray wolf pups had stuffed themselves full, we went back to the village.

The ditches and pitfalls were still only 33% done by the time we had returned.

◇◇◆

Evening came and Gi Ga’s hunting squad returned. There, I saw an unfamiliar goblin rare.

“King,” said Gi Ga. “A new goblin rare has joined our ranks.”

At that introduction, the goblin rare kneeled, and I took a look at the new goblin rare with the <<Red Snake’s Eye>>. Its status floated up.

[Race] Goblin
[Level] 1
[Class] Rare]
[Possessed Skills] <<Throw Projectile>> <<Overpowering Howl>> <<Spearmanship C->> <<Meld>>
[Divine Protection] None
[Attributes] None

I took a look at the description for the new skill <<Meld>>.

<<Meld>>
Allows one to meld with the surrounding, making himself harder for the enemy to spot.

Come to think of it, I have been employing stealth tactics lately. Concealing ourselves and quietly closing in on our enemies. It’s probably because of that that this goblin learned this skill.

I thought that to myself, then fixing my glance back at the goblin, I spoke.

“I’ll give you a name,” I said.
“Yes,” the goblin nodded exaggeratedly.
“Your name shall be Gi Ji.”

I gave the best of the spoils amongst the meat hunted today to the new goblin rare whose head was still deeply bowed, Gi Ji. His eyes sparkled as he received the meat, and then he withdrew himself from my presence and enjoyed his meal.

Meanwhile, Gastra and Cynthia slept peacefully atop my shin guards that were built with the pelt of the gray wolves. I caressed the pups as they slept, thinking to myself, I need to train the goblins how to fight as a horde as well.

Gi Go, Gi Gu, and Gi Za are all former leaders of their respective villages. As such, they have plenty of experience leading their subordinates.

But Gi Ga, Gi Gi, and the new goblin rare, Gi Ji, are different. They have always been living under another goblin’s rule. They don’t know how to lead.

Although, Gi Ga and Gi Gi, I have to say, aren’t too bad at it. After all, they have been hunting along with their horde for some time now. They have already accumulated some experience. But Gi Ji on the other hand…

Hmm… I suppose I could have them do a mock battle. No, I probably should. After all, I don’t think I’ll be able to laugh if the goblins can’t coordinate with each other when the orcs attack. Not even their clumsiness would put a smile to my face at such an unfavorable predicament.

The goblins should also keep up their hunt to level up into goblin rares as soon as possible. Although whether that’ll be enough experience depends on the situation at hand.

Right now, we have far too little time. And in this short time, I must build a horde strong enough to fight. We can’t take our time. We must go with haste before the orcs’ forces become a wave, and crashes itself against us.

The goblins shouldn’t be able to do anything foolish while I’m around. And with Lili and the other two warriors around, we should also be able to train how to fight against humans.

Regardless, there are many problems. Many things that need to be addressed. Realizing that, I couldn’t help but smile wryly to myself.

Amongst those problems, there are some that I simply cannot do anything about. I can only wait and hope for Gi Gu’s return. Hopefully he finds a route to the west.

◆◇◇

When it comes to waiting, patience is a must.

Or in Reshia’s words, she would laugh and say, “Good! You finally understand what it’s like to be me, always being made to wait by you!”

Although, I do think this is more of a problem of character. Goblins, you see, prefer striking to waiting.

Yesterday, I thought of having the goblins do a mock battle. After much pondering, I finally thought of how to do it. And so I ordered Gi Ji and the druid, Gi Za, to partake in my new training.

Each of them are to take five groups of three man cells under them, totaling to 15 goblins under each of their lead.

They are to be equipped with wooden swords and spears, while I made sure to instruct Gi Za to hold back on the magic. After all, I wouldn’t want anyone to die. That’d be troubling.

When the goblins finished their “Day of Fear”, I had them line up, and when I counted 30 goblins, I had them prepare. Mock battle on this scale is extremely rare amongst goblins. When the old goblin saw it along with the other goblins, they were alarmed. But shortly after, they quieted down and only watched attentively. Lili, Reshia, and the other humans also watched with interest.

In order to differentiate the two groups, I had the goblins on Gi Za’s side paint their arms red, while the other group was left colorless.

Then after confirming that the goblins were ready, I gave the signal to start.

“Start!”

At that, the colorless group led by Gi Ji gathered into a lump as they ran.

The goblins prefer striking over defending. That fact was truly embodied in Gi Ji’s decision to charge madly.

“Go!” Yelled Gi Ji. “Win and the king will reward us!”

Spurred by the prospect of being rewarded, Gi Ji lead his horde as he charged toward his foe.

“Spear!”

But in response, Gi Za only had his horde raise their spears forward.

Being able to instruct them with such few words, it seems he’s been training his goblins well.

“Raise your spears!”

At Gi Za’s command, the goblins under Gi Za all uniformly raised their spears toward the sky.

“Strike!”

Did he calculate the distance? I thought to myself. And as if responding to that question, the raised spears all struck down toward the incoming horde.

Pained cries rose, and many goblins fell, but still the colorless horde charged.

“Again! Swords!”

At Gi Za’s command, the red horde raised their spears once more. And at his command, the goblins wielding wooden swords went around the colorless horde, and attacked them from their flanks.

“Onwards!”

Gi Ji grappled with the spearmen of the red horde, unfazed by the strikes of the wooden spears. He swung his sword as he pleased, and no one could stop him. But the red horde struck from the flanks, and the frontline was pushed.

“Surround them!”

The red horde allowed the colorless horde to take their distance, but meeting them at the back was the red horde’s swordsmen. With his horde surrounded, Gi Ji lost the fight.

“That’s enough!”

At my command, the goblins kneeled and their heads bowed.

Just as expected, the gap between a goblin rare like Gi Za who has had experience as a chief of a horde and someone like Gi Ji who has just become a goblin rare is big.

I want to lead a horde of goblins to fight against a goblin that’s above the goblin rare class, so I need to train these goblins and produce some results.

It doesn’t matter whether it’s hunting or fighting. When it comes to teaching, the best way it to take a step yourself.

The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 3 Chapter 34

TL Note: Sorry, stuff happened, and I vanished. I’m back. Might have to change the schedule (Because I took even more subjects sigh…), but for now here’s a chapter.

EDIT: I fixed the untranslated part.
EDIT2: Digger Armaments to Digger Arms Shop. Shoutout to Frederic Dutzke for checking: thank you!

Links also updated. And some corrections were done. 

 

Volume 3 Chapter 34

After that, our time ran out, and I walked out of the chapel into the town. For the meantime, I’ll have no choice but to do as they ordered, so I should go and get the… no, before that, I should check the store first. I should also make the bug repellant with the Eternal Darkness (Herb).

…Although to be honest, I actually just can’t get rid of this worry that’s tugging at me. If I don’t do anything, I’ll end up overwhelmed by fear and anxiety for the demon king, so as much as possible I want to distract myself from it.

Gayn also told me that they can remove all of the bad influences to put my mind at ease. They gave me a bunch of reasons to call me over so they can heal me. They were worrying, but they still believed in me, and talked with me. So, since they believed in me, I too should believe in them that they can really remove the evil influence of the demon king and I should just focus on the work I have at hand.

As I decided that, I went over to Digger’s Arms Shop to have the armor that broke in the trip this time, ah, but I guess it’d be more apt to say it broke in my duel with Shiva-san rather than the trip though. In any case, I went to have it repaired.

“Excuse me.” [Ryouma]

As I entered the shop, I noticed that there was no one there, so I called out. The store’s owner, Darson, then came out.

“Looks like you came back safely.” [Darson]
“Thanks to your goods.” [Ryouma]
“Did something happen to your armor? We just adjusted it recently though.”
“I need it repaired.” [Ryouma]
“Repair? Did you run into some trouble?” [Darson]
“The magical beasts didn’t pose any problems, but along the way, I met someone. We exchanged pointers, and my armor was ruined.” [Ryouma]
“You fought someone strong, huh?” [Darson]
“Yes. I learned just how weak I still am from this last trip.” [Ryouma]
“As usual, you’re not like a kid at all. Well whatever, show me your armor.” [Darson]

Ryouma brought out his armor, and as Darson-san stared at it with a gaze full of interest, he muttered,

“Ho… That guy you fought was pretty good, huh? He used a spear of some sort for his weapon, right? On top of that, he used magic as well.” [Darson]
“You can tell?” [Ryouma]
“After being in this trade for such a long time, I’ve come to learn how to tell things from a glance… I have to say though, that guy you fought with is amazing… There’s barely anyone who could pierce through the hard lizard’s hide so cleanly, you know? Was he someone famous?” [Darson]
“Yes, his name is Shiva Gardak.” [Ryouma]

Of course he’s famous, he’s the former knight-commander. As I quietly thought that to myself, Darson-san’s gaze jumped up from the armor toward me.

“The former knight-commander!? Why were you fighting with a bigwig like that!?” [Darson]
“We met along the way. One thing led to another, and well… we ended up sparring.” [Ryouma]
“Right… Well, whatever, if it’s the knight-commander, then I guess it makes sense. Anyway, I can repair this thing if you want, but it’s cheaper to buy a new one, so… What will it be?” [Darson]

Money isn’t really a problem right now.

“Just repair it. It’s only been for a year, but I’ve already gotten quite attached to it.” [Ryouma]
“Got it.” [Darson]
“Also, the thing I asked you before… How is it?” [Ryouma]
“Oh, right! I finished it as soon as you left the town. I’ll bring it out now, just wait for a sec.” [Daron]

At those words, Darson-san left and headed for the store’s inner rooms.

That ‘thing’ I’m referring to is the custom armor I asked him to make before. I wondered whether it would be possible to create an armor woven with the sticky slime’s high-durability thread, so I asked him to make one.

After waiting for a while, Darson-san came back with a box that was somewhat on the bigger side. Inside that box were a pair of light green shirts, two pairs of pants, and two mantles.

These here’re the finished products. I asked a good friend of mine that works with armors to make these, but I can guarantee their quality. I can hand these to you with confidence.” [Darson]

As Darson-san said that, he took a sheet of cloth from the box, and pointed a knife at it.

“Watch.” [Darson]

Darson-san tried to cut the cloth several times, but no matter how many times he tried, the blade couldn’t pierce through. The cloth could neither be torn nor cut.

“These were created with two pieces of clothing that were woven from the thread you brought. Everything in this box was made like this. It was hard to cut through the cloths, so it took a lot of effort to make, but the result is excellent.

These look like normal clothes from the outside. And though they’re meant to be worn beneath an armor, their actual quality is closer to that of a chain mail. It possesses extraordinary defense for inner armor.” [Darson]

I took out one of finished products from the box.

“You made the inner part out of silk?” [Ryouma]
“The cloth’s durable and it doesn’t feel all that bad to touch, but it doesn’t absorb water or moisture. So I thought about it, and I decided to create the inner part out of silk.” [Darson]
“I see, thank you. With this I won’t have problem even if I passed through a grove.” [Ryouma]
“A grove? Even wolves or goblins wouldn’t be able to pose a problem to you with that.” [Darson]
“With these and the repairs, how much is everything?” [Ryouma]
“Hmm… 13 small gold coins.” [Darson]

That’s actually pretty cheap considering I had it ordered.

“Is that alright? You’re repairing my armor too, so…” [Ryouma]
“It just took time to cut those cloths. No special processes were required. Besides, craftsmen love working with strange materials. So 13 small gold coins is enough.” [Darson]
“I see, thank you very much.” [Ryouma]

I took out a pouch filled with money. And from it, I took out 13 pieces of small gold coins. After I paid the bill, I took the clothes, and went out to town.

Next stop is my store.

When I got to the store, people went in and out like buzzing bees. Busy as always, I thought.

“Good morning–“ [Ryouma]
“Ah, Boss, ~Good Morning~” [Maria]
“Mornin’, Boss.” [Fina]
“Welcome home.” [Carm]

Entering through the store’s employee-use entrance, I went to the employee’s break room.  There, Maria-san, Fina-san, and Carm-san greeted me. They looked somewhat startled at my presence.

Every time before I would leave, I would tell them when I planned to leave and when I planned to come back. This last trip was the same. Only, I was supposed to come back a month later, so their surprise is because I came back so quickly.

“I finished my task much earlier than expected, so I came back early. I’ve only been away for a month, but did any problems occur while I was gone?” [Ryouma]

When I said that, they said that nothing in particular happened. But it would appear that there’s something bothering them.

“Actually, Celma-san’s been out of it lately~…” [Maria]
“Celma-san? Is her health poor?” [Ryouma]
“I don’t think she has any ailments. She’s making delicious meals for us as always, and she’s always cheerful in the mornings. Just that… once work finishes and during our rest days, she would become lifeless.” [Fina]

…Is she worried about something? I’m not particularly good at giving advice regarding worries, but if she has some worries regarding her work, I might be able to help…

“I guess I’ll talk to her for a bit.” [Ryouma]
“Really?” [Fina]
“I don’t know if I can help, but if it’s something related to her job, then I might be able to do something. I do need to act like a proper boss now and then after all.” [Ryouma]

After I said that, I left the breakroom, and went over to Celma-san’s workplace, the kitchen.

Erasing my presence, I stealthily took a peek at the kitchen. There, Celma-san was standing, mixing the soup as she pondered something to herself undecidedly.

“Good morning, Celma-san.” [Ryouma]
“Eh!? Oh dear me… Boss, welcome home.” [Celma]
“I’m home. By the way, is something the matter? You don’t seem to be in high spirits…” [Ryouma]
“Oh, no, no… There’s no such thing. I’ve just been thinking a lot lately ever since I received a certain letter.” [Celma]

As I was wondering how far I could meddle in her problems, the person-in-question herself spoke.

Apparently, the boss of the lodging Celma-san used to work at sent a letter through the merchant guild. Ever since reading that letter, she’s been reminiscing the past.

The workload was much bigger than here at the store, but Celma-san loved cooking for people and hearing them say how delicious her cooking was. Celma-san’s face as she spoke of the past was a truly beautiful smile.

“I see… Well, for the meantime, it’s good to know that you’re not sick.” [Ryouma]

This isn’t something I can help. I can’t tell her to stop thinking of her former work. There’s no meaning in saying something like that.

Besides, I’m not that much different from her. Ever since I’ve come to this world, there were times when I thought back to my previous world as well. It’s not really much different from wanting to reminisce from time to time. She’s not causing problems in her work either, so there’s really nothing for me to say.

“Sorry for worrying you, Boss.” [Celma]
“Don’t sweat it. After all, it’s not something you need to apologize for. That aside, please do tell Maria-san and the others. They’ve been worrying about you, you know?” [Ryouma]
“Oh, they were? Hehe… then in that case, please tell then in my stead, Boss.” [Celma]

Me?

“You want me to tell them?” [Ryouma]
“I just thought I’d make another dish for them. If I work now, I should make it in time to serve them another dessert before break ends. I need to do my best for everyone’s sake.” [Celma]

Celma-san said those words with the same smile she showed me when she was reminiscing of the old days.

So Celma-san’s the type to speak through her actions rather than her words.

“I understand. Please do your best, Celma-san.” [Ryouma]

As I said that, I left the kitchen, and went back to the breakroom. There, I told the others what Celma-san told me.

“So that’s how it was.” [Carm]
“So she wasn’t troubled or anything.” [Fina]
“That’s great~” [Maria]

It’s really good to hear that nothing was wrong. I also understand now just how good the relationship is between these employees of mine. That’s another plus.

After all, when the relationship in the workplace is bad, or even when the relationship isn’t bad, but just that the employees don’t care about each other… then small problems are bound to ensue. Those small problems would eventually lead to making quarrels amongst them more likely.

On top of that, such an environment would pile up stress on the employees, causing them to be more prone to mistakes and to be unhappy at their work. Moreover, they’ll be more likely to fall sick physical or mentally.

Above all, this world hasn’t progressed much in its machineries compared to my previous world. Which goes to mean that labor force is pretty much equal to manpower. And because environment and motivation are important factors in improving a worker’s efficiency, just raising the salary won’t be enough.

My store is doing great at handling its employees. I’d like to keep this up.

For that reason, I want Carm-san and the others who are in charge to do their best. Of course, I’ll be doing what I can as well. 

I pondered on the different welfare benefits I could provide, and the first thing that flashed through my mind were bonuses, salaries, and summer vacation? Is there something like that in this world? Hmm… Although it’s good to be enthusiastic, I’ll need to ensure that the things I come up with match with the common sense of this world.

Suddenly, it hit me. Fina-san and the others left their homes to earn money, right? And yet… they haven’t gone back to their village in this whole year at all? Is that really ok?

It’s a good opportunity, so I might as well try asking them. If they do say that they want to take a vacation and visit their home, then it won’t be a problem since I can work in their place after I get my inheritance. I’ll be treating it as paid vacation, but I wonder if it’s alright to give them money for the trip as well.

“Right. Fina-san, Maria-san, mind if I ask you two something for a bit?” [Ryouma]

“What is it?” [Fina]
“Please ask us whatever you want, Boss~.” [Maria]
“Jeanne-san and you two left your village in order to make money, right? Do you have any plans of going back to your village?” [Ryouma]

The moment I asked that, the two of them immediately looked at each other, and panicked. Then with a docile expression, they answered.

“None… as of now…” [Maria]
“None of us three have any plans of going back. Umm… Boss? Are we being fired?” [Fina]

Eh!? Why did they take it that way!?

“You’re not. You’re not being fired at all. I’m just asking since I’m worrying whether it’s alright for you three not to bring home money to your family and see them. After all, you three are working out here to provide for your family, right?” [Ryouma]

I answered immediately, and the two seemed to have calmed down, breathing out sighs of relief. After that, I asked Carm-san to explain to me why the two had that sort of misunderstanding.

First off, this world does have its postal service, so people who leave home to work are able to communicate with their families via letters. And through the merchant guild, though they do have to pay a fee, they are also able to send money back home.

Also, it’s normal for such workers not to go home unless the reason is because of a life-endangering illness or a funeral service. Because of that the question “Do you have any plans of going back to your village?” was interpreted as, “Is there anyone among you who wouldn’t mind retiring?”

“My deepest apologies for surprising you two. I don’t have any intentions of dismissing either of you, so please rest assured. In fact, I wish for you all to continue to work with me in the future. I was just wondering whether it’d be a good idea to create an opportunity for you three to visit your home once a year.” [Ryouma]

They seem to have finally understood when I said those words. Although they were still quite shocked when they heard that on top of being given a long leave, their travel expenses would also be paid for, they were indeed happy  to have the opportunity to meet their relatives again without losing their job. After all, even though it’s accepted in this world that going home isn’t possible unless one loses their job, they still can’t help wanting to see their families, right?

After having lunch together, I discussed the concept of paid vacations and salaries with Carm-san.

As a result, it was decided that it’ll be possible for the employees to file a vacation leave ahead of time, in which they’ll then be allowed to leave for a significant period of time. And with enough money provided to allow one to stay at the cheapest inns – although no food is included in the calculations – and the least amount of days required, the employees will have a much easier time visiting their families.

Continuing, I asked him regarding the status of the store.

The other stores don’t have any problems either. If there’s anything to take note of it’s that the adventurers have frequently been requesting for branches of the laundromat to be put up in the other towns as well. Because of that, Caulkins-san and his group proposed to use lure away the other researchers that are still researching slimes.

Slime researchers are mostly ignored, so there are very few amongst them that have confidential information. Because of that, there shouldn’t be any problems in luring them away to work for my store.

Moreover, because of the poorness of communication technology in this word, there are many people in the towns that we don’t have a branch in that don’t know about our store. And even those that do know about store don’t know about the usefulness of slimes. Although there are many people as well who think that some slimes can be used, the image of slimes being weak and useless is just too deeply ingrained into the minds of the masses.

But that also goes to say that this is an opportunity to lure away those poor slime researchers that are still being given the cold shoulder. And by luring them away, we’ll gain new manpower for the new branch stores. After teaching the promising ones amongst the new employees, we’ll be able to raise some new demon slave practitioners.

There’s no reason for me to refuse, so I agreed and approved of the plan of luring away slime researchers in order to prepare the new store branches.

“…It’s almost time to close the store.” [Carm]

I hadn’t realized it until Carm-san mentioned it, but apparently we had spent a long time talking about the store’s welfare programs and other matters.

After closing the store, and after finishing the work that needed to be done after closing the store, I went to the merchant guild.

I’m heading to the guild to deposit the income of the store.

The guild also works as a bank and as a money-exchanger. It’s also possible to create an account under one’s personal name as a merchant or the name of one’s store.

My store has its own account. Because of that Carm-san goes along with Fei-san and Li Ling-san to deposit the money at least three times a week.

The only money in the store are the copper coins used as change and the employees’ salaries. As well as the funds stored in the store’s treasury to be used to replenish the miscellaneous goods of the store when necessary.

There’s no other way to deposit the money, but to carry a large, heavy bag filled with copper coins. But when I’m around, I can simply tuck away the money in my ‘Item Box’, making transport a walk in the park. And more than anything, with the money hidden in my ‘Item Box’, there’s no danger of dropping the money or being stolen from. Because of that it’s usually best for me to carry the money myself.

“Every time I do this, I feel like the security guard of a bank’s armored transport car… There’s no danger in dropping the money, but I should hurry up and deposit this.” [Ryouma]

I hurried my pace as I muttered that. When I got to the merchant’s guild, I deposited the money. And then I went back to the house that I haven’t been in for about a month now.

I had made a wall out of a steel plate and boulder to block the entrance and prevent magical beasts from settling inside the abandoned mine. It’s a bit of a hassle that I can’t go rest immediately whenever I get back, but… well….

As I thought to myself the usual things I would think of whenever I returned, I finally arrived to my house. 


Goblin Kingdom Volume 1 Chapter 36: Madness

TL Note: By the way, a wiki for GK was started here: LINK
Shoutout to Destined King for letting me know and to kamerond5 for starting it.
Goblin Name Cheat Sheet:

The [Goblin] is to make it easier to CTRL+F.

[Goblin] Gi Ga
The goblin in that estranged group that was with the protagonist when he defeated an orc. He is currently a noble class, the highest amongst the protagonist’s subordinates. He prefers to use the spear.

[Goblin] Gi Gu
The former leader of the village. He was pressured by the protagonist in his goblin noble form, and was added to his subordinates. He uses the long sword, and is relatively smart for a goblin rare.

[Goblin] Gi Gi
Known as a beast warrior, a goblin with the ability to tame beasts.
He evolved while hunting spear deer with the protagonist.
He prefers to use the axe. His goblin class is rare.

[Goblin] Gi Go
A goblin with many wounds on his body. The food of his horde was stolen by the gray wolves, so he made a decision to follow the protagonist. He is the most experienced amongst the goblin rares. His weapon is a curved katana. He acts like a samurai.

[Goblin] Gi Za
The druid goblin rare that recently joined them.

Chapter 36: Madness

[Race] Goblin
[Level] 61
[Class] Duke; Horde Chief
[Possessed Skills] <<Horde Commander>> <<Insurgent Will>> <<Overpowering Howl>> <<Swordsmanship B->> <<Insatiable Desire>> <<King’s Soul>> <<Ruler’s Wisdom I>> <<Eyes of the Blue Snake>> <<Dance at Death’s Border>> <<Red Snake’s Eye>> <<Magic Manipulation>> <<Soul of a Crazed Warrior>> <<Third Impact (The Third Chant)>>
[Divine Protection] Goddess of the Underworld (Altesia)
[Attributes] Darkness; Death
[Subordinate Beasts] High Kobold (Lv1) Gray Wolf (Lv1) x2
[Abnormal Status] <<Charm of the Saint>>

I had the goblins hunt lizard doubles and pickle snaps as we headed home.

My worries haven’t been eased, but there’s no helping it right now. All the worrying in the world won’t change anything.

I should focus on what I can do for now. And that thing I can do is to raise everyone’s level.

I watched over the fight of the goblins as I thought that to myself.

The prey today are two lizard doubles.

Gi Go, the samuraish warrior, and his three goblins surround the prey from the left, while the leader of the former village, Gi Gu, and his three goblins, surrounded from the right. The two groups attacked the lizard doubles from both sides, repeatedly aiming for their feet.

The lizard doubles have six feet each.

The attacks of the two groups aimed for those feet at almost the same time. The attacks coming from both directions disoriented the lizard doubles, leaving them helpless.

There, Gi Go’s curved katana and Gi Gu’s long sword struck out, and blood spurted out into the air. The open wound left by their attacks were then stabbed incessantly by their subordinates’ chipped sword.

As the lizard doubles screamed and writhed in pain, two blades struck at their necks, and the battle ended.

Looks like the goblins have gotten used to fighting together.

At this level, they should be able to deal with at least two orcs. Any more than that though is still a problem…

We hurried on our way as the goblins ate the lizard doubles’ meat.

At our hurried pace, we managed to reach the village by midnight, and Gi Za welcomed us.

“I see you’re in quite a hurry,” Gi Za said, as he eyed the knackered goblins lying on the ground. He is a druid and a goblin rare, but his appearance looked much closer to that of a human’s.

“Well there’s something bothering me,” I replied.
“Hmm… I don’t know what’s bothering you, but that aside, how about seeing the newly made house for the king?” he said back.

What?

“Newly created?”
“The humans you brought here have been working hard since the village has been left in their hands. They even tried building houses for the goblins,” proudly replied Gi Za as he led me to the king’s house.

As we walked, I listened to his report on the things that happened while I was out.

The route leading to the hunting grounds of the spear deer have apparently been widened. Goblins have been hunting spear deer for a while now, so they looked for a way to make it more convenient to get there. With that, they were able to answer to my orders regarding securing a good route toward the spear deer.

The spear deer are situated north west from the lake. The goblins love to eat them for their large body. Moreover, their hunting grounds are also frequently used to raise levels. But because their bodies are big, it takes a considerable amount of effort just bringing them back. With the widening of the road toward them, securing food should be much more convenient now.

As I listened to Gi Za’s report, we eventually reached the previously mentioned house of the king.

It felt like the house I was using before had gotten bigger. The work put into this bigger house is about what you’d expect from a three-day work that took place while I was gone.

“Isn’t this too extravagant?” I asked.
“You’re too naïve. You should at least use your resources like this,” replied Gi Za.

I’m aware, but…

“I have my own methods,” I complained.
“That might be so, but isn’t it fine?” shrugged Gi Za as he opened the door.

Inside was Reshia, sleeping with Gastra and Cynthia curled into a ball in her arms. Cynthia and Gastra both looked much bigger than when I had left.

Lili was also there along with the other women.

As soon as we entered, the pups’ ears perked up to the sound of the door opening, and the two pups looked my way.

“Woof!” barked the two pups.

The two pups’ voice woke Reshia up.

“Oh… welcome home,” said Reshia as she rubbed her sleepy eyes, then she went back to sleep.

Contrary to Reshia’s attitude, the other women were looking at me stiff with fearful eyes.

Cynthia and Gastra frolicked by my feet.

“…Can you explain exactly what is going on here?” I asked as I scowled at Gi Za.

A mischievous smile appeared on Gi Za’s face.

◆◇◇

I explained the results of my reconnaissance to Gi Za and the old goblin, and they both knitted their brows.

“…I don’t know anything aside from the information I have,” said Gi Za. “But a new king might have been born amongst the orcs.”

A king? Hmm… well if the goblins can have a king, then I suppose they can too…

It’s not that strange.

“Just as the goblins have four big clans, the orcs have their own clans as well,” began the old goblin as his wrinkled face wrinkled even deeper.

According to the old goblin, when a king is born, the orc clan that lived next to us, along with the rest of the orc clans, will all gather under the orc king.

“The orc that leads the orcs is known as the orc king. That being will lead the orcs out of the forest, and attack the human world.”

A sort of mad phenomenon apparently.

Butthe scariest part is that the orcs won’t stop until the orc king is dead. The orcs led by the orc king will keep moving forward even when their legs are struck, even when their arms are lost, and even when magic is casted against them. The orcs won’t stop unless they’re dead or the orc king is.

Orc king… that’s an existence that’s more handful than running triple horns.

“So that’s how it is,” I nodded.

There’s definitely a possibility that the surrounding orcs disappeared because of the birth of the new orc king.

The orcs under the orc king will become maddened, and they will run together as one horde.

I don’t know what their goal or purpose is.

–––Well isn’t this a lovely situation?

I cursed to myself as the edges of my mouth curved.

“All of the orc clans, huh?” I muttered.

The orcs normally move in hordes of 2 to 6. But with the king’s appearance, they will march as one horde.

If that frightening battle prowess of theirs that’s strong enough to threaten the human world is pointed toward this village… it won’t be something to scoff at.

“Can you pinpoint the course their horde will take?” I asked.

The old goblin shook his head.

“Well, in any case, it’s not something we can make light of,” shrugged Gi Za.

Make light of? Exactly how are we supposed to make light of a horde of maddened cows?

“Do you know anything else about the madness of the orcs?” I asked.

Gi Za and the old goblin both shook their heads.

We lack information.

But in the worst case, we’ll have to at least strengthen our defenses.

“Make holes outside the village tomorrow. We’ll make pitfalls,” I ordered.

If it was just me and the goblin rares, avoiding the orcs would be an easy task. We could scout, and just simply avoid them.

But the settlement also has humans, noncombatants, and female goblins. Their legs are too slow; running won’t be an option with them around.

So there’s no choice but to strengthen the settlement as quickly as possible.

“Understood,” nodded Gi Za. The old goblin quietly nodded too, and we ended the discussion.

Still… For a king to be born amongst the orcs…

I was beaten to the chase, but… madness?

If that is something that occurs when one becomes a king. If that is something that occurs involuntarily… If that is something that occurs regardless of the goblins will’ or perhaps even my own, causing us to move by instinct, then…

When I thought of that, the sound of gritting rose as my teeth gritted against itself.

I closed my eyes, and confirmed <<Insurgent Will>> written there on my status.

If that phenomenon does occur, how far will I be able to resist?

It feels as if the more my magic power increases, the more I hear the footsteps of that woman (Altesia) coming from the darkness. Her influence has been kept away because of Zenobia’s power. If so, then wouldn’t the power of her interference become even stronger the next time she tries to interfere with my thoughts?

I need more power.

A power that does not belong to anyone else. A power that belongs to me. My own power.

“Excuse me, may I take some of your time?” said a voice.

I opened my eyes. There, Gi Ga was meekly standing before me.

“Go ahead,” I nodded, as I kept my anxiety hidden within me.

“Lord Gi Za said it was not necessary, but…”

I asked him what he was talking about, and when he explained, I was shocked.

Apparently, there was a goblin who tried to attack a human female while I was gone. Gi Ga executed that goblin.

“Actually, the one who ordered the execution was Lord Gi Za,” said Gi Ga. “Lord Gi Za said that since he was in charge while the king was gone, he should take on the thankless role.”

I closed my eyes with my arms folded.

I did think that a situation such as that might occur one day, but I wanted to believe in the goblins, so I closed my eyes. But apparently… I was too naïve.

I recalled Gi Za’s vow of fealty and his wry smile.

“I didn’t believe that Lord Gi Za should be the only one responsible for the execution, so I took it upon myself to share the burden. So I came here today to ask you, o king. Please, please, be lenient with Lord Gi Za,” begged Gi Ga as he prostrated himself before me. Reflexively, I looked up this building.

So that’s why he made a new house.

It would appear that the goblins have been looking after me a lot more than I thought they were. And apparently, I’ve also been blessed with subordinates better than I thought.

“I understand. I’ll close my eyes to this matter this time,” I told him.
“I am grateful for the king’s generosity,” thanked Gi Ga.
“You did well informing me, Gi Ga.”
“No… And regarding my punishment…”
“Since I won’t be punishing Gi Za, naturally, I won’t be punishing you as well, right?
“Thank you, king.”

I had Gi Ga withdraw, then I fell into deep thought again.

–––I need to tighten the bridle again. And then…

I looked toward the nearby Reshia and the curled up Cynthia and Gastra.

I can’t be as soft to Gi Ga and Gi Za all the time.

The matter needs to be investigated as well.

There’s the possibility that a truth opposite to what had been stated might come.

It’s possible that contrary to what Gi Ga said, Gi Za himself executed a goblin at his own leisure.

It would be better if that’s not the case, I wished that from the bottom of my heart. But I have to consider the possibility.

And the fact that I had to consider that possibility made me disgusted with myself.

Author’s Note:

The king’s house has become the biggest building in the settlement. It’s now big enough to accommodate all of the female and children slaves.

Unfortunately, though, there are barely any furniture.

In fact, the bed in it is just straw with greenery spread on top of it.

Really, the interior gives off a, “Desk?” “Chair?” “Bed?” “What are those?” feeling.

The only thing it really has is a door.

Goblin Kingdom – Volume 1 Chapter 35: Omen

Goblin Name Cheat Sheet:

The [Goblin] is to make it easier to CTRL+F.

[Goblin] Gi Ga
The goblin in that estranged group that was with the protagonist when he defeated an orc. He is currently a noble class, the highest amongst the protagonist’s subordinates. He prefers to use the spear.

[Goblin] Gi Gu
The former leader of the village. He was pressured by the protagonist in his goblin noble form, and was added to his subordinates. He uses the long sword, and is relatively smart for a goblin rare.

[Goblin] Gi Gi
Known as a beast warrior, a goblin with the ability to tame beasts.
He evolved while hunting spear deer with the protagonist.
He prefers to use the axe. His goblin class is rare.

[Goblin] Gi Go
A goblin with many wounds on his body. The food of his horde was stolen by the gray wolves, so he made a decision to follow the protagonist. He is the most experienced amongst the goblin rares. His weapon is a curved katana.

[Goblin] Gi Za
The druid goblin rare that recently joined them.

Chapter 35: Omen

[Race] Goblin
[Level] 61
[Class] Duke; Horde Chief
[Possessed Skills] <<Horde Commander>> <<Insurgent Will>> <<Overpowering Howl>> <<Swordsmanship B->> <<Insatiable Desire>> <<King’s Soul>> <<Ruler’s Wisdom I>> <<Eyes of the Blue Snake>> <<Dance at Death’s Border>> <<Red Snake’s Eye>> <<Magic Manipulation>> <<Soul of a Crazed Warrior>> <<Third Impact (The Third Chant)>>
[Divine Protection] Goddess of the Underworld (Altesia)
[Attributes] Darkness; Death
[Subordinate Beasts] High Kobold (Lv1) Gray Wolf (Lv1) x2
[Abnormal Status] <<Charm of the Saint>>

Lili came to inform me of the humans’ response to my proposal.

Their answer? A yes.

The humans will work to improve this village under the condition that this village will be handed over to them in the future. And since, they’ll be living in this village in the future as well, I doubt they’d cut corners in the village’s renovation.

With the monitoring of the east and the renovation of the village settled. Moreover, with the plans to eventually develop the village into a fortress in place, I’ve finally reached a point where I can start planning for the west.

Regarding that, there are only two things I know. One, the goblins’ home, the Fortress of the Abyss, lie in the west. And two, we need to pass through the region controlled by the orcs.

I should send some scouts first.

Following that train of thought, I had a scouting party formed with Gi Gu, who is from this village, and Gi Gi, the beast warrior, as the core.

Incidentally, I decided to go myself as well.

Gi Gu will be heading northwest. Gi Gi, southwest. And I’ll be heading directly west. We’ll each be scouting for half the day in our respective areas. I also ordered them to retreat immediately in case they happen to meet an orc.

But of course, I’ll be killing the orcs without question if I ever meet one along the way.

Unfortunately, that’s still impossible for Gi Gu and Gi Gi.

I had each of them take 5 goblins. And when night came, we set out.

I’ll be going with 3 goblins myself, but I’m not having them take the goblins along just for scouting. The other reason is that I want to increase the goblin rares in the army.

So 5 goblins each since there are 10 goblins whose levels are over 60 from the interview.

We’ll study the ecosystem of the area as we go.

Our goal in this mission is to find a place nearer to the Fortress of the Abyss that we can use as a base.

It’s a 10-day distance from the village; that’s not something to make light of. There might be other threats aside from the orc raids as well.

That’s why I want to find a place that we can use as a base.

A village held by the orcs, or perhaps a fortress. If possible, I’d like to find a place that has excellent defenses and plenty of stocks. If that’s not possible, then at least a place where we can sleep at.

The orcs tend to dwell in areas that have plenty of open space. It’s an orc trait. So I should be able to find orc settlements in those kind of areas.

We diligently continued onwards as we cut down the sparse trees and vegetation.

Along the way, we came across giant hornworms that had horns growing out of them. I used <<Red Snake’s Eye>>, and I found out that it was called Arrow Caterpillar. We hunted them as we went along.

The only thing we needed to pay attention to were the horns growing from their head along their back. Aside from that, they were nothing special.

We cut off their abdomen, and tasted their meat. It had a heavy taste, but was surprisingly popular even amongst the goblins.

We might be able to use these as provisions in our expedition.

Incidentally, we also came across some giant ants along the way… unfortunately we couldn’t eat them. Then there were those giant, double-neck lizards known as Lizard Double. These ones we could eat. Lastly, we came across some giant snails with thorns growing out of their shells known as Pickle Snap. We couldn’t eat them either.

I’m well aware that the monsters we will come across as we head west will change, so I want to ascertain beforehand which ones we can eat and which ones we can’t.

As expected though, there weren’t any monsters stronger than orcs. The orcs are definitely the ones in control of this region. Yet for some reason, I can’t find them no matter how much I try.

Or could it be? That I’m mistaken and the orcs actually only passed through the west?

As suspicion started to cloud my thoughts, I noticed that the sun was high up the sky.

I shouldn’t go too deep yet. The ringing bells in my chest, warning me of danger, said that, and I decided to put off the area I suspect the orcs to be living at for later.

As we went back, I had the goblins train by fighting the lizard doubles and giant ants as much as possible. When the other scouting parties, Gi Gu and Gi Ga, came back, we ended our reconnaissance.

The other scouting parties didn’t find any orcs either.

Why? The north west is one thing as the gray wolves were there, but there being no orcs in the west and south west as well? What’s going on?

Could there be something going on in the background?

If there is… then there’s only one question. That is: whether that change is good for us or bad for us.

◇◆◇

The next day、I left Gi Za and Gi Ga in charge of protecting the village and hunting for our food while I took the remaining goblin rares with me, and headed northwest.

When I left the village, Gi Za asked me if there was anything that needed to be done, and so I asked him to have a path open toward the hunting grounds of the spear deer. After all, it wouldn’t be very efficient to have to struggle just to bring back the spoils, so having the route cleared would be best.

I couldn’t find any trace of the orcs, so we’re heading back to whatever’s left of Gi Go’s village to use as a base for our reconnaissance. From there, I’m going to send my subordinates to all four directions to scout.

And so, with two goblins under every goblin rare, we headed northwest.

We already knew the path this time around, so we were able to get to Gi Go’s village much faster. We left in the morning, and by night time, we were already at the ruins of Gi Go’s village.

It’s already nighttime, so we’ll retire for the day, and scout tomorrow.

Only, there’s a little problem. I can’t fit into the entrance of the cave… Sigh, well there’s nothing else to it. I’ll just have to spend the night out in the fields. It’s only one night, so it should be fine.

I had the goblins alternate keeping watch, then I hunted some preys at my leisure. After that, I went to sleep.

◆◇◆

The next day, we went out to scout.

I instructed the goblins to return immediately should they sense danger. Then I went to the nest of the gray wolves that’s near the village.

This cave coupled with Gi Go’s cave should be able to house approximately 100 goblins.

There’s danger in living in two different places, but it’s not bad considering we’ll only be using them temporarily.

If there’re any problems, it would have to be my feelings. After all, this is the same cave where I killed the gray wolves and picked up their pups.

When I entered the cave, the only thing remaining there was the lifeless corpse of a gray wolf that’s now only pelt and bones.

I won’t ask for forgiveness for killing your spouse.

But in exchange, I will raise your pups healthy.

I gathered the bones, and dug a hole. There, I buried the lifeless corpse of the gray wolf. As for its pelt, it could be useful, so I took it with me.

You will let me use this pelt… For the sake of furthering my dream.

I looked around every corner of the cave until my subordinates’ return.

The cave was big, but it seemed to have only been inhabited by the gray wolves.

“That’s convenient,” I muttered to myself.

I waited for my subordinates as I pondered on the candidates for our base.

When dusk came, my goblin subordinates returned, and I received their report.

There were no orcs in the surrounding area.

“What’s the meaning of this?” I muttered.

I ate as I listened to my goblin subordinates’ reports, then I thought of the course we will be taking to myself.

There are no orcs a day’s distance around the settlement. Normally, that’s something I would be happy about. But for some reason, I don’t know why, there’s something tugging at me, and I can’t settle down.

We’ve searched so much. We’ve gone here and there, looking for any signs of orc, and yet we can’t find any…

“Is anything the matter?” asked Gi Gu as he observed my pondering face.
“…Tomorrow, we’ll look for a route toward the west,” I replied.

There’s no point in racking my head over the orcs forever. Tomorrow, we’ll go deep into the orcs’ territory, and look for their homes.

“Gi Go,” I called.
“Yes,” he responded.
“Are there any areas a day’s distance from here where a hundred goblins can sleep at?”

Gi Go thought for a while, and then he nodded.

“There is the rock mountain that we used before,” he said.

I asked for the details, and apparently, when Gi Go was still a normal goblin, they lived at a rock mountain. But the orcs took over that rock mountain, so they left.

I wonder… is it too early to attack the orcs now? Should I keep on scouting?

I suppose we could take a look first, and then retreat when their numbers are too many.

With those thoughts, I decided.

“Good. We’ll prioritize that area in our reconnaissance tomorrow. Gi Go, I’ll rely on you to lead the way.”
“Understood,” nodded Gi Go.

After that, we retired for the day.

◆◆◇

The next day, as soon as we finished gathering food, we headed toward the rock mountain with Gi Go leading the way.

We walked through the thickets, carefully paying attention to our surroundings. But as expected, there were no orcs.

The rock mountain, though called a mountain, isn’t very tall. It’s at most around 4 meters high. About a head taller than the taller trees. Many holes could be seen on the rock, making it look like heaps of bedrocks piled on top of another. The area surrounding that rock mountain showed proof of the orcs’ habitation as the area was cut clean.

“This way…” said Gi Go, who appeared to be puzzled at the orcs’ disappearance.

We continued to observe the rock mountain from a distance while hidden in the thickets, but no orcs ever came.

“As expected, no orcs,” I muttered.

Night drew close, and still, no orcs came.

“Let’s climb it,” I said.

With Gi Go and the rest in tow, we climbed the mountain. No orcs were there either.

“What’s going on?”

Those puzzled words echoed at the darkness, unanswered.

There, at the apex of the mountain where the land could be seen, I looked west.

The forest extended throughout the whole land, but there were spots on it where little trees could be seen. Then from a distance, a mountain that was so tall it appeared to reach the heavens could be seen.

Something is happening.

That premonition tugged at me, and when we descended the mountain, I ended the reconnaissance, and headed home.

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Gray wolf pelt acquired.

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Author’s note:

Describing topography is so difficult. Sad :(.

The reason why the cave of the gray wolves isn’t inhabited by any other creature is because the gray wolves’ stench there is thick. That smell prevents other creatures from entering.

By the way, the pelt and the bones being left behind sure feels like an item drop, huh?

Goblin Kingdom – Volume 1 Chapter 34: Chains

Goblin Name Cheat Sheet:The [Goblin] is to make it easier to CTRL+F.

[Goblin] Gi Ga
The goblin in that estranged group that was with the protagonist when he defeated an orc. He is currently a noble class, the highest amongst the protagonist’s subordinates. He prefers to use the spear.

[Goblin] Gi Gu
The former leader of the village. He was pressured by the protagonist in his goblin noble form, and was added to his subordinates. He uses the long sword, and is relatively smart for a goblin rare.

[Goblin] Gi Gi
Known as a beast warrior, a goblin with the ability to tame beasts.
He evolved while hunting spear deer with the protagonist.
He prefers to use the axe. His goblin class is rare.

[Goblin] Gi Go
A goblin with many wounds on his body. The food of his horde was stolen by the gray wolves, so he made a decision to follow the protagonist. He is the most experienced amongst the goblin rares. His weapon is a curved katana.

[Goblin] Gi Za
The druid goblin rare that recently joined them.

Chapter 34: Chains

[Race] Goblin
[Level] 60
[Class] Duke; Horde Chief
[Possessed Skills] <<Horde Commander>> <<Insurgent Will>> <<Overpowering Howl>> <<Swordsmanship B->> <<Insatiable Desire>> <<King’s Soul>> <<Ruler’s Wisdom I>> <<Eyes of the Blue Snake>> <<Dance at Death’s Border>> <<Red Snake’s Eye>> <<Magic Manipulation>> <<Soul of a Crazed Warrior>> <<Third Impact (The Third Chant)>>
[Divine Protection] Goddess of the Underworld (Altesia)
[Attributes] Darkness; Death
[Subordinate Beasts] High Kobold (Lv1) Gray Wolf (Lv1) x2
[Abnormal Status] <<Charm of the Saint>>

The basics of treating a prisoner is to bind them without killing them.

When I got back to the village with the humans, the goblins welcomed us in high spirits.

“Lili,” I called.

I ordered her to deal with the humans’ dwelling themselves.

“Make your own things,” I said.
“You want us to make our own house?” she asked.
“Exactly. We don’t have enough buildings to house these many humans. There’s no choice but to make new ones.”
“It will take some time to build new houses… What should we during that time?”

Lili’s fatigued state tugged at my mischievous heart.

“You can throw them at my house. The women can go to the jail. The men can be halved. One half to Chinos’ and Mattis’ jail. The other half to my house. I’ll let you decide who goes where. Is that clear?”

I didn’t say anything out loud, but I made it clear to let her know not to let a revolt happen.

“I understand. I’ll choose carefully.”

Good.

With this I’ve chained her feet.

The chain that is the life of humans. She risked her own life to save theirs. That’s why their lives can be used as chains to bind her.

As the two gray wolf pups running towards me entered my vision, I saw Reshia.

A wry smile that could be said to be the very picture of unhappiness appeared on my face.

“Here’re the spoils for the day. Make you sure you distribute it fairly,” I said.

The sun had already set by the time we came back with the double head and the triple horn, so we started a great fire, and gathered around it like one would in a banquet.

“Why did you accept the humans?”

My subordinates surrounded the fire and ate the double head with me. The one who asked me that question was the leader of the druids, Gi Za.

“Because I still have use for them,” I replied as I chewed the meat.

Gi Za remained silent for a while, brooding to himself. Then he opened his mouth, and he said,

“I don’t understand. The kobolds are one thing, but do you plan to take the humans in as well?”
“It’d be great if I could. Their knowledge is not something a fool could come up with after all.”
“That’s great and all,” replied Gi Za. “But the others aren’t happy, you know?”

Half of the fifteen humans are children and women. The remaining seven are all fully grown men. Two are able to fight, but the rest are farmers that don’t even have any swords.

“Because they can’t touch the women in front of them?” I asked.

At Gi Za’s nod, I turned toward him a gaze that could kill.

“If anyone tries to disobey my order, I will respond in kind and punish them appropriately.”
“…Don’t make such a scary face,” complained Gi Za. “I was just inquiring… What are you planning to do? It won’t be easy to put the goblins’ dissatisfaction to rest.”

Women, huh?

“Come to think of it, I forgot to ask.”
“What?”

My face right now might be smiling, but my heart is actually in a whirlpool of emotions. I still haven’t forgotten that sensation. The sensation when my blade was at the woman’s neck. I can still feel it in my hands.

“Do you want female humans that much?” I asked.
“…Well, yeah,” Gi Za hesitantly replied.

I stuffed my cheeks with meat as I enjoyed myself with Gi Za’s troubled expression.

Embracing the female of another species is like a drug to goblins. A pleasure so poisonous that it can drive them insane.

The only reason they haven’t been taken over by that mania yet is because of the skills <<Insatiable Desire>> and <<King’s Soul>> that I possess.

According to Gi Za, that desire to obtain the female of another species is like a spasm in the ferocity of its fervor.

“How troubling…” I wryly smiled. And Gi Za knitted his brows.
“This horde is abnormal,” he said as he shrugged his shoulders and smiled.
“This is a horde of warriors under the king’s command. I hope you could just nod and agree,” I jokingly replied.
“I should let you know… I’m not having an easy time either,” replied Gi Za as he left.

He has a point though. It’s certainly not good for the goblins to pile up their dissatisfaction.

So what to do?

It’s easy enough to allocate female humans… But while it isn’t a problem now, what about later?

Something like that will become a hindrance later on when I annex the humans to my rule. I’ll have to find a different outlet for the goblins’ desire. Alternatively, I could also just keep their desires tied down.

Hmm… A different outlet, huh?

Do I desperately train them to deal with it? Or is there another method?

Like thoroughly telling them that there’s no time for sexual desires?

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The next day, I prepared a new form of training for everyone else who weren’t hunting.

I had a fifth of the horde do the following drills alternately: The method of swinging a sword, the method of thrusting with the spear, throwing practice, and a drill to strengthen coordination.

The opponent of the goblins was mostly me. We couldn’t rely on Reshia’s healing as she had her hands full with the humans after all.

I made the goblins swing heavy wooden swords. I made the goblins aim for their foe’s feet. And I made the goblins slash with their long wooden rods as they matched the timing of their surroundings. Moreover, in order to practice the throwing skills of those under Gi Ga, I had them throw wooden rods at their targets repetitively. Anyone who slowed down even for a bit were met with a strike from Gi Go’s and Gi Gu’s wooden rods.

Then I trained the three-man cell groups that were already in tatters.

I have no intentions of holding back.

There’s no point in training unless we go at it we the intention to kill.

I struck down the incoming goblins. I kicked them. And I dragged them, and made them stand again. As for the goblins that ran, I grabbed them by the scruff of their neck, threw them and trampled on them. I dealt with 20 goblins in one day. As expected, having to deal with what is approximately 7 groups by myself took a lot out of me.

But it was a small price to pay if it meant getting rid of the goblins’ dissatisfaction.

It also wasn’t just all pain that I brought to the goblins. I made sure to prepare some rewards for those that did well as well. I let them lay with the female goblins and eat good meat.

I later heard from Gi Za on the fifth day, that this day was known as “A Day of Fear” amongst the warrior goblins.

It’s true that fear was a huge part of my training, but there’s also no doubt that the result was good.

After all, I was able to instill the fear of me into the goblins while training them.

Then after I finished beating up the goblins to the point that they could no longer walk, I went out to hunt.

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It’s been 10 days since I began the training, and the goblins have mostly gotten used to it. By the 2nd day, less goblins ran away. And majority of them were able to oppose me.

The training progressed faster than I expected.

When I went to take a look at the dwelling place of the humans. I saw that they did a good job. They made a good jail.

There are some amongst the men that have experience making houses. I might be able to use them.

Lili also ordered them to fix the fences surrounding the settlement.

I later asked Lili, and as expected, their home was burned because of war, and they were all refugees. And although they ran to the forest, they eventually got lost.

“A fence, you say?” asked Lili.
“Right. I was thinking of giving this settlement to you.”

I’m dangling bait in front of the humans I brought here 10 days ago. It’s been 10 days since we started living alongside each other, and although they’re still a little stiff, they’ve at least acknowledged the fact that I have no intention of hurting them. True, they’re still afraid. But at least we’re now able to converse.

My words caused the humans to look at each other.

“What do you mean?” nervously asked an elderly man. Humans that can build buildings such as these are definitely useful, I thought.

“We will soon depart this village and head west. I just thought I’d give this settlement to you humans when we do.”

An even bigger commotion than before arose.

It’s easier to repair a settlement than to make a new one after all.

“Of course, if you want, I could also leave you with a few goblins to protect your people.”

This area is a target for enemies from outside the Forest of Darkness.

“Chinos’s efforts in cultivating also seems to have paid off,” I continued.

I had Chinos cultivate the land near the village. It’s somewhat taken shape now. Potatoes should be ready for harvest by next year.

“Yes, the soil here isn’t bad,” nodded Chinos.

To which I nodded back, satisfied.

The humans became noisy again. But this time, there were voices of happiness mixed amongst the commotion.

Of course, I have a reason for telling all these things to the humans here.

I’m not doing this purely out of good will of course.

One reason is to properly put the carrot and the whip into practice.

Another reason is because the larvae are growing up, and the goblin adults are increasing more and more.

It takes approximately 20 days for a larva to grow up into an adult goblin. But the female goblins can give birth without pause.

Well, not completely without rest, but that’s only five days at most. After that, they’ll become pregnant with another goblin.

As of now, there are 20 female goblins. And all of them are pregnant.

Because of the three-man cells and the abundance of food, and on top of that, the results of the training, barely any goblins have been dying recently. Moreover, the larvae are all mostly guaranteed to become adults.

At this rate, the horde will become too big to fit into this settlement, so we have to find a new home.

Alternatively, I could also find different homes to assign the goblins to.

There’s also the option of expanding this settlement.

But I have to decide what course to take.

I could separate the horde, but then comes the problem of deciding who to entrust their leadership to. If they’re too far from me, their loyalty might become a problem. I’ll need someone who can deal with that. Gi Za could do it, but he refused it himself, so the plan’s no good.

As for expanding the settlement, if the settlement catches too much attention, the humans might become fearful of us. There is a settlement of humans not too far from here after all. It wouldn’t be strange if they attacked.

As for the third option, we’ll all eventually have to go to the Fortress of the Abyss, but for now there’s the issue of the orcs in the west, blocking our way.

With all that, I have no choice but to compromise.

The land here is best for hunting preys. The area surrounding the lake in the northeast doesn’t have any strong beasts. The only danger here is the threat from the west.

And deep in the west lies the origin of the goblins. Eventually, we too we’ll settle there.

So since this settlement has served its original purpose, what other purpose does it have left?

Once I take over the fortress, I hope to use this settlement here as a foothold toward the world of humans. Whether this plan goes well or not is another story however.

But regardless, I don’t want to throw this settlement away. So at the very least, I’ll have to leave the minimum power required to maintain it.

If I can use the humans well, I’ll be able to expand the area I control.

Without using the goblins that is.

“There’s still time left. Think it over.”

As I left my proposal to the humans, I turned my back and thought of the predicted outcome to myself.

◆◆◇

Speaking of which, I forgot to mention this, but when I came back, I had Reshia change the name of the gray wolf pups.

The Vanguard of God is just too much.

At most, she could name it Uru.

It’s only a wolf after all.

After a long and fierce debate, we settled on Cynthia, the lady of the lake shore, and Gastra, Sovereign of the Wind’s Howls.

The last one came from Gi Za and the old goblin. I don’t know why, but for some reason they too got dragged into the debate.

The two gray wolf pups were making themselves comfortable on top of my knees as I debated with Reshia, so I took the opportunity and used <Red Snake’s Eye>> on them.

[Race] Gray Wolf (Gastra)
[Level] 1
[Class] Pup
[Possessed Skills] <<Gale Strike>> <<Charge>>
[Divine Protection] None
[Attribute] None

[Race] Gray Wolf (Cynthia)
[Level] 1
[Class] Pup
[Possessed Skills] <<Charge>> <<Growl>>
[Divine Protection] None
[Attribute] None

That charge skill is a troubling one.

These pups might still be small, but there’s no doubt that they inherited the blood of those giant wolves.

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Level has risen.

60 => 61

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The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 3 Chapter 33

TL Note: Here’s the Monday chapter I missed. Sorry, the sched’s a bit of a mess. I’ll try to have everything fixed by next week. I have a module class this week, it’s a bit hectic.

Japanese is a very punny language, it’s full of puns. There is a line here that might make you tilt your heads in confusion, so I’ll say it now, it’s an untranslatable pun. I’ll explain the terms used at the end of the chapter so as not to spoil it here.


Volume 3 Chapter 33

2 days later.

“Thank you very much, everyone.” [Ryouma]
“Stay in good health.” [Shiva]
“Take care of your body.” [Rheinbach]
“I pray for your safe trip.” [Sebasu]
“Let’s meet again~” [Remiri]

With Rheinbach-sama’s dragon, the trip that should’ve taken a month took us only two days. I was dropped off near Gimuru. I gave my thanks to Rheinbach-sama and the others, and then we went our separate ways. Like that I returned to Gimuru.

I learned a lot of magic in these past two days as well. It was a fruitful trip.

When I passed through the city gates, the first place I headed to wasn’t my store, but the church.

Actually, there’s something that’s been bugging me these past two days. I can’t tell for sure what it is. But because of it I’ve been thinking so much, and I haven’t gotten much sleep lately. Most of it is about my current strength, my current fighting style, and actually using the magic gem that I keep hesitating to use. It’s mostly just a repetition of these things.

For a moment I thought I was cursed, so I tried using dispel and anti-curse, but nothing changed. I might have simply been traumatized after being afflicted with a curse such that I don’t want to touch it again. But regardless, it sure feels disgusting.

Because of that, I thought of consulting with Gayn and the others. And now, I’m headed to the church.

Ah, but before that, I should put away my armor and weapons into my ‘Dimension Home’. It wouldn’t be right to go into the church with those after all.

As usual, the nuns, Riera-san and Bell-san, were standing by the gate of the church. I’ve been helping out with the children’s training, and have also been going to the church for personal reasons frequently, so I’m well acquainted with them. After I greeted them, I quickly headed to the chapel.

There were already people praying in the chapel by the time I got there. So I quietly entered the chapel so as not to disturb them. Then I sat by a corner, and prayed.

The usual light filled my vision, and my consciousness was taken to the divine realm. Before me was Gayn, Kufo, and Rurutia.

The gods no longer found it surprising for me to visit them, but the atmosphere about them this time was different.

Normally, they would welcome me with warm smiles, but this time, they’re looking at me with suspicion.

I don’t know if I did something wrong, but they’re not talking to me. If this keeps up, we’ll just end up wasting time.

With that, I decided to break the silence myself.

“Gayn, Kufo, Rurutia, I know I suddenly came, but I wanted to ask you guys something.” [Ryouma]
“Ah, right… That’s fine, but there’s also something we want to ask you.” [Rurutia]
“Ryouma-kun, did you do something strange? You’re different from usual.” [Kufo]

I don’t really think I’m acting any different than normal, but something strange did happen.

“What you want to know is probably the same as what I want to talk to you about.” [Ryouma]
“Then let’s hear what you have to say first.” [Gayn]

At Gayn’s urging, I opened my ‘Item Box’, and brought out the stone that the magic gem was in.

I was thinking of all sorts, trying to make out what Gayn and the others were talking about a while ago, but as soon as they saw the magic gem, their expressions turned grim.

“Ryouma-kun, you should hand that over to us.” [Gayn]

Gayn spoke in a heavy voice I’ve never heard before. I nervously handed the magic gem to him. Gayn waved his hand, and the magic gem floated toward his hands. The three gods surrounded the magic gem.

“Sorry, but just wait for a sec.” [Rurutia]

Rurutia spoke in a gentle manner, but she was clearly too busy to bother herself with me right now. I couldn’t do anything else but stay quiet as the three gods fiddled with the magic gem.

The three gods caused the stone the magic gem was in to crumble, revealing the magic gem in its full glory. Their expression turned even grimmer. Then they stretched out the palm of their hands toward the magic gem. In the next moment, light shone from their hands. And it wrapped itself around the magic gem completely, turning it into a ball of light.

I couldn’t tell at all what they were doing, but the three gods breathed a sigh of relief as they finished wrapping the magic gem in light. It must have been hard work.

That guess was proven true as the gods began to talk amongst themselves. Then suddenly, Kufo and Rurutia disappeared along with the ball of light.

Then Gayn, who was the only one remaining, turned toward me, and his face quickly changed from that grim expression to a troubled one.

“Ryouma-kun, you’ve done well. It’s a good thing that you were able to bring that thing to us.” [Gayn]

Those words left me confused.

All I did was come here to ask about something I felt was off from the people I consider to be the most knowledgeable. I didn’t expect to be thanked at all. And since the gods themselves are thanking me, that magic gem must have been something really dangerous.

Cold sweat permeated my back as I realized that fact.

“Exactly what was that?” [Ryouma]

Gayn hesitated for a bit, but in the end, he answered.

“If I were to put it in simple words…” [Gayn]
“In simple words it’s?” [Ryouma
“A god.” [Gayn]

The shock from that answer petrified me.

What? What did he say just now? A god?

“I’ll say this now, but I don’t mean paper or hair, alright? God, as in god. Someone like us.” [Gayn]

Seriously!?

“Why has a god been turned into a magic gem and buried in a labyrinth?” [Ryouma]
“The explanation will be a bit long…” [Gayn]

After that, Gayn explained.

First, it’s a fact that the magic gem I brought here is the demon king that attacked the world in the past.

Gods and demon kings are actually both gods. Demon kings or devils are merely gods who have broken the rules, and have decided to invade the world of other gods. Being called a demon king or a devil is merely for the sake of distinction. It’s no different from humans calling humans who have committed a crime, criminals.

Moreover, the demon king Gayn is referring to is actually a god who has been managing a world that’s been around since the beginning of the civilization of this world. But his world advanced too much, and when a war broke out, his world was ruined beyond repair. That god lost his world. Gods and worlds are two yet one being at the same time. Once a god loses the world he rules, his existence will gradually fade until it is no longer able to maintain itself, causing it to shatter into nothingness. The only way out is to have a new world.

A normal god would use their own power to create a new world, and then become its god. But in doing so, that god will lose most of its power.

A normal god will regain its power after the passing of some billion years once the world begins to develop. Which is why there are gods that endure the loss of power and give birth to new worlds. But there are cases, rare they may be, where a god, just like the aforementioned demon king, refuses to create their own world, and instead attempts to steal the world of another god.

“I understand the situation now, but I don’t recall being told that you defeated the demon king. Although I do feel like I’ve heard of that story when I came to this world.” [Ryouma]
“Wasn’t it when we told you that we don’t interfere with the world much? And we didn’t defeat the demon king. We just went out and drove him away. And I’ve mentioned this before, but that god has been a god since the beginnings of this world. A god’s power grows as his world progresses. That god is in a different league compared to us. He might have gotten weaker from losing his world, but driving him away was the most we could do.” [Gayn]

So that’s how it is…

“Then did that demon king come to invade this world again?” [Ryouma]
“No, that thing’s just a nasty souvenir. A fragment of the demon king. He purposely sealed a portion of his own power and will, and hid it a place full of magic power that we couldn’t find. In time, the black crystal produced by that area was filled with that power and influence of the demon king, turning that crystal into a magic gem.

But while it might contain the thoughts and powers of the demon king, it’s still a magic gem. But since we didn’t know where it was, if it were not for you finding it, after the passing of some tens of thousands of years, a powerful magical beast might be born. In the worst case, a demon king might be born.” [Gayn]

Tens of thousands of years… that’s a long time… In any case, I get that that crystal isn’t any good news. But rather than that, I’m more worried about…

“There were some magic jewels along with that magic gem… Are those safe?” [Ryouma]
“Those’re fine. We checked it a while ago, and the jewels your friends are carrying are just magic jewels. The jewels they’re carrying are just the solidification of the magic power gathered by the fragment of the demon king.” [Gayn]
“I see… That’s good to hear.” [Ryouma]
“Rather than worrying about them, the real problem is actually you.” [Gayn]

Me? Is something the matter?

“It might be weaker than the actual thing, but it is still a fragment of the demon king. The negative influence you received from carrying it isn’t something to scoff at. In fact, you received enough influence for four people’s worth.” [Gayn]
“Eh!? Will everything be fine!?” [Ryouma]

Shocked, I yelled that out in surprise as I checked my own body.

“Don’t worry, it’s nothing so serious. You wanted that magic gem, right? And when you had it with you, you wanted to use it, right?” [Gayn]

I did. Before I found that magic gem, for some reason, I knew that there was something there. And as if I was being guided, I dug the ground, and as soon as I found it, I took it. If it wasn’t for that strange sensation, I would have undoubtedly immediately recovered it, and would have fiddled with it in my magic experiments. [Ryouma]

“Yes… I guess it really wasn’t something good.” [Ryouma]
“Well, it is a portion of a demon king’s power. Also, it would appear that a curse was put on it to mentally attack whoever found it before its activation. And the curse was made to pollute the mind even further if the person tries to keep it for an extended period. And were you to have used it, your mind would have become more vulnerable to the pollution.

You possess a high level of mental pain resistance skill and recently, you even gained the charm resistance skill. On top of that, you even contained the fragment with your earth magic, so you were able to minimize contact with the fragment. Yet despite all that, the moment you set foot in the realm, we knew that there was something strange about you.

You learned how to dispel curses from that magician named Remiri, and it seems you tried dispelling the curse several times yourself. But all that can do at most is stabilize your condition temporarily, it can’t get rid of the main cause which is the power of a god. Because of that you couldn’t remove the curse.” [Gayn]
“………” [Ryouma]

What is that? That’s scary. I’m drenched in cold sweat. Am I in danger?

As I thought that to myself, Gayn served me tea from out of nowhere as he told me not to worry. Also, after listening to Gayn, apparently my situation isn’t hopeless. The negative influence I received is a bit troubling, but it’s nothing the power of a god can’t remove. It’s not a problem they can ignore either as gods, so they’re going to remove the curse.

Speaking of which, the chills I felt when I found the magic gem are because of Kufo’s divine protection.

The divine protection of the god of life has the effect of letting its receiver know where danger is via instinct. Moreover, as the ability to sense danger is merely an extra, it also improves the receiver’s weakest ability to sense danger.

For example, a person who tends to eat anything as soon as he sees it when he is hungry will become able to perceive when the food before him is bad. A person who tends to find himself in dangerous places will gain the ability to sense when the direction he is going in is dangerous.

In my case, the ability I gained is related to dealing with people. It works both for humans or for things that possess a certain level of intelligence. And my ability works such that I can sense whenever that person or something feels some sort of hate for me. Hearing that reminded me of Matthew and the boss of that fang group whose name I can’t remember. Back then, I thought it was just because they were similar to my superiors back in my previous life, but apparently that was actually due to the effect of the divine protection.

The chills I felt from the fragment of the demon king is because of the malice in the demon king’s will. If it wasn’t for that chill, things might’ve become more dangerous for me.

“You’re really unlucky though… I even bettered your luck with my divine protection and power, and yet…” [Gayn]
“Really? I thought I’ve been quite lucky since coming to this world though.” [Ryouma]
“You found a fragment of a demon king that’s normally hidden and caught his attention, you know? I don’t know anyone unluckier than that.” [Gayn]

My words were cut down in a single stroke. Then it was decided that I’ll be sleeping while the influence is removed from me. It’s sort of like anesthesia.

“Alright, let’s start. Just relax.” [Gayn]

I lied down on the bench that Gayn brought out, and relaxed. A fog gradually covered my thoughts until eventually my consciousness faded.

I don’t know how much time had passed, but when I opened my eyes, I saw Gayn’s face.

“You’re awake?” [Gayn]
“Ahh… Is it done? Eh?” [Ryoum]

My head was a bit hazy, but when I sat up, I noticed that it wasn’t only Gayn in the room, but also Kufo, Rurutia, and even Tekun who wasn’t there before.

“Tekun, why are you here?” [Ryouma]
“To make Gayn’s life easier. I was called here to extend the time you could spend here in this realm.” [Tekun]

Ahh! Now that he mentions it, I do have limited time here in this realm.

“I see, thank you.” [Ryouma]
“Don’t mind it. Here, drink.” [Tekun]

Tekun filled a cup with liquor, and passed it to me. Liquor always comes whenever I meet up with Tekun…

“By drink, you mean now?” [Ryouma]
“Just drink it in one gulp.” [Tekun]

For the meantime, I took a sip. The moment I drank it, my body felt hot, and immediately after, my body felt refreshed.

“What is this?” [Ryouma]
“Medicinal alcohol. It has the effect of stabilizing one’s mind when taken moderately. It’s the perfect wine for waking someone sleep like you, right?” [Tekun]
“So it’s that kind of wine. I certainly do feel like I’ve woken up.” [Ryouma]
“Then, since you’re awake now, let me explain.” [Gayn]

Gayn joined in on the discussion.

“First things first, I wasn’t able to completely remove all of the negative influence now.” [Gayn]

Eh!? Then what’s going to happen to me?

“Was it no good?” [Ryouma]
“I just wasn’t able to remove everything ‘now’. I could remove everything, but removing it all in one swoop would put too much burden on your soul, so I didn’t.

I put up something to suppress the influence instead. As long as we keep treating the influence just as we did today, eventually, all of the influence will disappear.” [Gayn]
“Just look at it as if you’re dropping by the hospital to receive treatment. The treatment was done once to buy time and reduce the burden on the soul. You’ll receive more treatments later on, and eventually, you’ll be bright as new.” [Rurutia]

Oh? Then in that case… I guess I’ll be ok, right?

You’ve been doing your best lately to get to Cormi Village, but you’ve already finished most of your preparations, right? So once you get the inheritance back, settle down at Gimuru for a while, and regularly visit the divine realm. Our free time for vising Earth will also lessen, but drop by the divine realm frequently, so we can treat you.” [Kufo]
“Alright. Please take care of me.” [Ryouma]

As I said that, all of the sudden, a god appeared before me at point blank.

“Uwaa!? Ah, Fer Noevir-sama.” [Ryouma]
“Did I startle you? My apologies.” [Fer Noevir]

The person that suddenly appeared before me was the god of magic, Fer Noevir-sama.

“It’s been awhile.” [Ryouma]
“Awhile? It’s only been half a year, no?” [Fer Noevir]
“…Half a year is considered plenty long amongst humans. Not that there’s a standard or anything.” [Ryouma]
“I see, but enough of that. I came here to give you something that I should hand over to you, or no. Rather, I came here to give you back something. [Fer Noevir]
“Something that should be returned?” [Ryouma]

As I was wondering to myself what the god meant, Fer Noevir-sama made the magic gem that I brought appear.

“…Is that what you mean by something that should be returned?” [Ryouma]
“Precisely.” [Fer Noevir]
“Umm… Even if you give it back to me, a demon king’s fragment is a bit…” [Ryouma]
“Don’t worry, I’ve already removed the will of the demon king from it. Its quality is abnormally high because of the demon king’s influence that it’s received for a long time, but it’s just a dark attribute magic gem now. And since you were the one who dug it out, you have the right to own it. I suggest using it to make a wand or something.

It’s up to you what you want to do with it, but I would advise you not to sell it as it would cause a commotion.” [Fer Noevir]

As Fer Noevir-sama said that, he left no room for arguments as he quickly handed to me the magic gem. I stored the magic gem in my ‘Item Box’.

There, Tekun turned me by the shoulder, and said,

“Ah, by the way, Ryouma, you don’t have a wand, right?” [Tekun]
“Nope, none. I do think it’d be a good idea to have one though.” [Ryouma]
“Then the timing couldn’t be better! You should use this magic gem to create a wand. And for the wand itself… you have branches of the mutated elder treant with you, right?” [Tekun]

I told Tekun that I hid it away in a corner of my ‘Dimension Home’, and immediately, Tekun’s face turned into a blunt face of dissatisfaction.

“What a waste! Materials are meant to be used. Oh yeah, you have the woodworking skill, right? This here’s a good opportunity, so why don’t you try making it yourself?” [Tekun]
“Magic wands can be made with woodworking?” [Ryouma]
“The basic stuff, yeah. But for the better ones, you’ll need magic perception and the ingredients. But you already have those, right? So if you’d like, I could teach you how when your dropping by to receive your treatment. After all, I am god of art and craft.” [Tekun]
“Is that ok?” [Ryouma]
“There’s no problem as long as it’s just human techniques. All I’m going to be teaching you are the basics of creating a magic wand. From there, it’ll be up to you to research and improve on it. Craftsmen all improve through the accumulation of those. And looking after that is my job.” [Tekun]

As Tekun said that, he filled a cup with liquor, and drank. Then he said,

“Nothing much really changes whether I support craftsmen directly or indirectly. Actually, from my point of view as a god of craft, I want people to keep creating crafts as much as possible with their own techniques.
“Really?” [Ryouma]
“Well, they went to all the trouble of learning it right? If you’re not going to use it, the skills will go to waste. So while I’m not going to ask you to make a living out of crafts, I do want you to keep making them even as a hobby.” [Tekun]

Well, it’s true it’d be a waste to see something not used. And besides, it’s a rare privilege to be taught by the gods directly.

At those thoughts, I decided to make my own wand.

“I understand; I’ll do my best.” [Ryouma]

Like this, it was decided for me to go to the divine realm regularly for treatment and for guidance from Tekun after I get home from my trip to the Great Forest of Shurus.

TL Note: 神(god read as kami) 紙(paper read as kami) 髪(hair read as kami). These are the words referred to for the puns in that one line.