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The Descent of the Summer Modules – Huge Changes in Schedule (BAD NEWS!!!)

I’m going to have two one-week summer class modules starting tomorrow, so there’ll be a huge change in schedule. Unlike the previous summer class, I’ll be studying for one week straight per each class, so it’ll be quite intense.

New Schedule (Timezone: UTC+8)

The Man Picked up by the Gods: One chapter a week; to be posted every Sat/Sun.

Goblin Kingdom: One chapter a week; to be posted every Sat/Sun.

Extra chapters may or may not be posted this coming 2 weeks, but I’ll do my best to bring them to you guys. It’ll depend on my professors’ ‘kindness’ though.

The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 3 Chapter 2

TL Note: Special thanks to Cody, and to all the anons that donated to make this extra chapter possible.


Volume 3 Chapter 2

The next day.

I went out as soon as I opened my eyes only to notice that it was still dark.

“Did I sleep too early yesterday? It’s too early to go to the town.” [Ryouma]

So instead, I decided to expand the tunnel by making a storehouse and a kitchen. Then I also decided to arrange the things in my ‘Item Box’. I’ve already put everything related to medicinal herbs on the shelves of the alchemy room, but there are still things that haven’t been dealt with like the unsold pelts.

Pelt, pelt, pelt, pelt, pelt, black tea… black tea should be put in the kitchen.
Pelt, pelt, pelt, pelt, pelt, pelt, money… ah, these are from the bandits… weapon, armor, armor, weapon, weapon, weapon………… Come to think of it, I’ve forgotten about that Melzen’s spear. I should try it out next time. Next is… pelt.

“More pelt? There’re too many pelts! Why did I take everything so diligently!?” [Ryouma]

And so I arranged things for a while like that when I suddenly found something strange.

“What is this?”

What was in my hand right now was a goblet. All of my utensils are made with earth magic, so pretty much all of them are made out of stone, or shaped out of wood… But this goblet is silver. Moreover, there are decorations of gold here and there, and it even had gems embedded into it.

Why do I have something so luxurious in my ‘Item Box’? This shouldn’t be something that belongs to the bandits. I confirmed everything before leaving the forest, and I didn’t have anything this amazing. Still… I feel like I’ve seen this before.

Thinking that, I used ‘Identify’.

Sacred Treasure; The goblet of the God of Wine, Tekun.
This sacred treasure was created by the God of Wine, Tekun.
This sacred treasure has been enchanted with the power of the God of Wine, and can bring forth limitless wine in exchange for magic power.
Owner: Ryouma Takebayashi

!?!?!? Wait a moment, what is this! Why do I have something so exaggerated like a sacred treasure!

…………!!!

“I remember! This is something I got when I met Tekun! Wait! I brought it with me!?” [Ryouma]

Now that I think about it, I was quite panicked that time, so I just put everything into my ‘Item Box’… Did I accidentally put it in?

“Isn’t that rather clumsy? Well in any case, let’s go to the church!” [Ryouma]

I gently put the goblet into my ‘Item Box’, and have the slimes enter into the ‘Dimension Home’, and then I quickly rush to the town. Actually, I’m already going at full speed.

As soon as I got to the town, I headed straight to the church. And when I got to the church, the door of the church opened. The one standing there was the girl who greeted me when I met Kufo last time.

“Ara, are you here to worship?” [Girl]
“Yes, would it be alright to go now?” [Ryouma]
“Yes, go ahead. Still, it’s certainly quite strange to have someone come this early.” [Girl]

I don’t really have much time to chat, but…

“I’m quite busy lately, so I don’t really have time to come except around this time.” [Ryouma]
“Oh, really?” [Girl]

I was also brought to the chapel today. Actually, I already know the way, so there’s actually no need, and I could have just refused and ran. But of course, I have to keep up appearances. I give my thanks to the girl, sit at a chair, and pray.

Tekun! Take me to the divine realm!! As I asked that, a few seconds passed, and the world was filled with light. My prayer reached him!

As the light stopped, I turned my head. There, I saw Tekun. As I confirmed Tekun’s appearance, I breathed a sigh of relief.

“Ryouma, you called? Actually, how did you manage to call me? I clearly heard your voice just now.” [Tekun]
“I prayed at the church.” [Ryouma]
“Oi, oi, you shouldn’t be able to call me with just that, you know? If we could be called with just something like that, then we’d always be getting calls.” [Tekun]
“Even if you tell me that… But anyway, rather than that, I have something to talk to you about.” [Ryouma]
“What is it? Did something happen?” [Tekun]

I used my ‘Item Box’, and took the goblet out. When Tekun saw that, his eyes opened wide as if he were shocked, and he alternately looked at the goblet and the hole from the ‘Item Box’.

“Last time we met, you just left this with me and left, right?” [Ryouma]
“Y–yeah.” [Tekun]
“That time, I tried to look for some snacks in my ‘Item Box’ to eat while drinking, but then I ran out of time… So I quickly cleaned up, but in the process I accidentally took your goblet with me. I only noticed it this morning while I was arranging things from my ‘Item Box’… So… I’m sorry that I took it without asking you.” [Ryouma]
“You know, I don’t actually mind it. But that aside, you were able to take it with you?” [Tekun]
“I accidentally put it in my ‘Item Box’ so I guess that’s why. I was also able to properly take it out over there on the other side.” [Ryouma]

When Tekun heard that, he scratched his head, and then said this.

“Can you show me that for a bit?” [Tekun]

I gave him the goblet as he said that while pointing at it. Then Tekun looked at the goblet as he caressed it.

“… Ryouma, I don’t mind if you take this. Sacred treasures might be something that the humans revere, but I can make something like this anytime. Moreover, this has already become your possession.” [Tekun]
“Mine? Now that you mention it, when I used ‘Identify’ it said, “Owner: Ryouma Takebayashi.” [Ryouma]
“That’s it. From the looks of things, ever since I passed that to you and left, it had apparently already been considered as me granting you a sacred treasure. So this is already completely yours. Anyway, drink.” [Tekun]

As Tekun said that, a bottle of liquor appeared out of nowhere, and he poured that into the goblet.

“Is it alright? To give it that simply. Also, it’s still morning…” [Ryouma]
“Don’t mind it. Right now you’re only a soul. Your body won’t get drunk. And more than anything, a drink comes before talking, right? As for the goblet, I already mentioned it, but I can make something like that anytime. So don’t mind it. Besides, there’ve also been humans who received our sacred treasures in the past. The otherworlders had all sorts of request you know? Abilities were also popular but the most common one was receiving a sacred treasure. And as for receiving sacred treasure, there’s no problem with that at all. So enough of that, liquor’s more important.” [Tekun]

Is it fine to be that irresponsible!?

“Well if someone finds out that you have a sacred treasure, it will certainly cause a commotion, so you better make sure to hide it. It’s fine as long as you use it drink by yourself, right?” [Tekun]
“I see… alright. For the meantime, it’s good that there’s no problem. While I didn’t do it on purpose, I was still really scared when I found out I took something from the divine realm.” [Ryouma]

As I said that, I drank the wine in the goblet. The liquor is delicious as always, but the alcohol feels weaker today than before. Is Tekun being considerate?

“Gahaha, rather than it be problematic for you to just take – although it’s also kind of clumsy – but since that kind of thing is being managed thoroughly, rather than just being able to take this kind of thing carelessly, most shouldn’t even have been able to see this. So don’t mind it.

Besides, that goblet just brings out wine, you know? Compare that to a sacred treasure that allows its wielder to become stronger, and depending on their strength, cut castle walls like paper, this is way safer. That aside, I’m more concerned about how you were able to take a sacred treasure with you, but… eh, whatever.” [Tekun]

“Is that alright? Or rather, was I not supposed to be able to bring it with me?” [Ryouma]
“Of course you shouldn’t have been able to! To take something carelessly from the divine realm? Under normal circumstances, there’s no way that should be possible! To begin with, a human coming here is already plenty weird!” [Tekun]

Oh yeah…

“I’ve gone here so many times I forgot.” [Ryouma]
“Well, coming is one thing, but humans shouldn’t be able to invocate space magic here, you know? I don’t understand magic theories, so I don’t understand it well, but… It’s probably because Gayn’s trio called you here from your world, and that had some kind of effect.” [Tekun]
“Actually I’ve been told that often. Is that ok?” [Ryouma]
“Beats me… I’m the God of Wine and Craft. No way I can answer a question like that. That’s something you should ask Fer Noevir. If it’s him, then he might know something.” [Tekun]

Fer Noevir? It’s a name I’ve never heard of before.

“Who’s that Fer Noevir?” [Ryouma]
“Oh, you don’t know? It’s the magic god, Fer Noevir. That guy isolates himself in his own place. And while I don’t know what he’s doing, he’s the most informed when it comes to things related to magic and all sorts of stuff. Only, it’s very rare to meet him even as a god myself. I don’t know if you’ll ever have the chance to meet him.” [Tekun]
“I see. Well there’s no problem normally anyway, and Gayn’s group did tell me that it’s not a bad influence. I just wanted to know the reason is all.” [Ryouma]
“Well I guess it’s normal to think that, since the strange things are happening to you.” [Tekun]

As Tekun said that, my surroundings began to illuminate. Isn’t it earlier than normal?

“Ah, it’s time.” [Ryouma]

I quickly drink up the wine, and put back the goblet in my ‘Item Box’.

“Ho, so this is what it’s like when you’re going back.” [Tekun]
“Oh, now that you mention it, you weren’t here last time so you didn’t see, huh? By the way, did you meet up with Gayn’s group after that?” [Ryouma]
“Yeah, I caught them while they were going back. They really did go to your world. Next time, I’ll have them let me go to the other world!” [Tekun]

Said Tekun as he began to heartily laugh.

“I see, then please drink moder… ah, what am I saying. There’s no way the God of Wine would get drunk.” [Ryouma]
“Of course! I could drink enough to bathe!” [Tekun]
“Speaking of which, what would happen to the liquor in the world when you do something like that? Will it suddenly disappear?” [Ryouma]
“That won’t happen. Whether it’s there or here, the things of that world and the things made by god can also be eaten or drunk. Your goblet is the same. As long as you pour magic power into it, liquor will come out. No matter how much you drink, the drinks of other people won’t disappear.” [Tekun]
“I see, then I’ll use it without holding back.” [Ryouma]

As I said that, Tekun laughed and said this.

“Exactly. Just enjoy it! Wine’s something to be enjoyed after all!” [Tekun]

I tried to reply, but light completely filled the place, and before I knew it I was back at the chapel.

“… Guess I didn’t make it. If I pray here, will it reach?” [Ryouma]

Thank you, I’ll enjoy myself plenty with your wine here. And I hope you enjoy drinking there as well.

I prayed that prayer, then I left the church after donating.

Now, I guess I’ll go to the store. It’s a bit late though… After all, it’s already past the store’s opening time.

As I walked towards the store. I heard the laughter of many people near the store

Somehow I can hear people laughing. Where are their voices coming from……… my store?

It turns out the voices are coming from my shop. Looking at the crowd gathered outside, I noticed that the people were all laughing. What’s going on?

Thinking that, I peeked inside the store. There, I saw Li Ling-san knock two men out. What are they doing?

“Good morning, Li Ling-san.” [Ryouma]
“Ah, boss. Good morning. I’ll just tie these two up, so please wait a moment.” [Li Ling]

Li Ling-san quickly tied the two up. During that time, I asked Carm-san who was tending to the store.

“What happened?” [Ryouma]
“It’s been quite a while since the last, but those two came here as thugs.” [Carm]
“Eh? Then what’s up with the people laughing? I’d understand it if they were screaming, but why are they laughing?’ [Ryouma]
“Actually…”

Apparently these two guys stained their clothes with something really hard to wash of so they could complain. After all, if the store can’t wash it properly, then the store’s reputation would drop.

If it was a normal laundromat, then washing it off would certainly have been a problem. However, with the cleaner slimes being able to wash even the filth of a goblin’s loincloth, such things are meaningless. But they didn’t know that, so the ruffians shouted in a loud voice in front of the curious onlookers. “Look! They can’t take the dirt off my clothes!” At the same time, the perfectly clean laundry were spread before them.

Seeing such foolishness, the onlookers couldn’t help but begin to laugh. One after another, they began to laugh. And as if it were infectious, before anyone knew it, the entire crowd had already burst into a great laughter. Infuriated, the ruffians tried to act violently, but they were quickly put down by Li Ling-san, and arrested. Right after that is when I entered the store.

Furthermore, those ruffians were handed to the guards for disturbing the shop’s operation. The guards apparently passed by the store by chance because they heard the voices of the customers, so like that they were able to take the ruffians away.

Going deep into the store, I called Karla-san and Fei-san to discuss, but in the end we arrived at the same conclusion of just continuing to be on guard. And after deciding to hold a meeting again after we find something else we can do, we ended our discussion.

Oh, I know. Just in case, I should leave the antidotes I made yesterday here.

“These are antidotes which I’d just made yesterday. In the unlikely case where you happen to need it, I’ll leave it here.” [Ryouma]
“Understood.” [Karla]

As I said that, I handed 11 bottles of medicine to Karla-san and Fei-san.

Now, what should I do next? …Isn’t there something that I can do to protect the store? Come to think of it, this store’s window isn’t that robust, huh? …Then, if I were to use that!

In order to put into practice my idea, I went to the abandoned mine.

When I got back to the abandoned mine, I went over to a slightly bigger tunnel and drew 3 magical formations on a big box of stone. After I completed that, I had the sticky slimes spit hardening liquid inside the box.

After finishing that, one of the magic formations was a magic formation of separation. Using that I separated half the water content of the liquid from it. I drained that excess water, and then I had the sticky slimes spit out more hardening liquid into the box that has less volume. Next, with the magic formation of mixing, I combined the two liquids. Then I separated the new liquid from its water contents again, put in even more hardening liquid, mixed it, and then separated its water contents. I repeated this process several more times.

If you’re wondering what I’m doing, well I’m making the sticky slime’s hardening liquid more concentrated.

When I used alchemy to separate the sticky slime’s liquid from its water content and dried it, only a lump of that liquid was left. From the looks of things, that material was the ingredient that gave the sticky liquid or the hardening liquid its properties. When I saw that, I wondered to myself what would happen if I were to concentrate it.

The results were that the hardening liquid became even harder than normal. Normally, if you dried the hardening liquid, with just a little bit of strength it would already start making noises as if it were about to break. But the concentrated material has strength comparable to something strengthened with magic.

I drew two circles with a square inside the magic formation, and shifted it 45 degrees to make it match. This is the magic formation of transformation. Inside that, I placed the lump of concentrated hardening liquid that couldn’t be destroyed easily even if I tried to at full power.

If I turn this into a plank, I’ll be able to use this as a window glass.

“I wonder why I couldn’t think of this until now.” [Ryouma]

This concentrated liquid has high transparency. While it’s not colorless, it’s only slightly tinged with yellow. In fact, you wouldn’t even notice it unless you were told. So as long as I turn this into a plank shaped object, I’ll be able to use this as glass for the windows.

By the way, the windows of this world are normally made with wood. There’re are also window glasses but they’re absurdly expensive. Bottles and other wares made with glass are normally created by craftsmen so they’re cheap, but the glass used for windows are manufactured with magic, so they’re expensive.

While it’s also possible to make window glasses with hand-blown glass, it might be because of quality check, but only a handful of skilled craftsmen can make it, making it scarce.

Because the windows are made out of wood, in order to get light to go in, there’s no choice but to keep it open. But because of this, it gets quite troublesome when it gets cold and the wind enters. This is something common in the stores of this world.

When I thought I wouldn’t be able to acquire window glasses, I checked my ‘Architecture’ skill, and it turns out it’s possible to get one with 1 middle gold coin. But, of course, I wasn’t able to pay that amount.

That’s why I gave up on it, and made the window with wood just like the other stores.

However, with this concentrated hardening liquid, it’ll be possible to use it as a substitute! Moreover, its hardness can prevent crime, and it has extremely strong properties against fire and heat.

And although I’m digressing, the hardness and strength of the concentrated sticky liquid are both fragile. Moreover, on top of not having a muddy color and not being transparent, it burns easily. While the normal dried sticky liquid doesn’t burn as much as cloths do, the lump of concentrated sticky liquid burns easily and vigorously. I was surprised to find out that the two liquids were basically opposite each other in properties.

The concentrated hardening liquids were too hard, and the concentrated sticky liquids were brittle, and because I had fire magic, I had no need for fuels, so I left it alone too. Who would’ve thought that I would be able to use the concentrated hardening liquid like this!

“It might be because I just used my barriers to keep the cold out that I wasn’t able to think this up at all.” [Ryouma]

Like this, I continued the process while I whispered to myself from time to time. By evening, I was able to make 50 windows of concentrated hardening liquid planks.


 
 

The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 3 Chapter 1

TL Note: Gai -> Kai; sorry, misread again. Tee hee 😛

Also, Bridge of Scheme -> Pier of Scheme; after reading this chapter, I think this translation is more fitting.

Range -> Microwave

Volume 3 Chapter 1

Right after I sent the Jamil Household off, I ran towards the mine as training.

On the way, I noticed the crowd of adventurers. Then I remembered that a lot of people came to hunt the grell frogs.

It was along the way so I took a look, but… I wonder if I should also catch a few more.

Thinking that, I took out my waders from my ‘Item Box’, and headed towards the swamp.

“There sure are plenty of people…” [Ryouma]

There’s probably over 100 people around here. There are also other people going to a different swamp, so I guess there’s just that many people…

As I thought that while I looked, I noticed that there were people wearing waders and jumpsuits here and there. Unexpectedly, it would appear it sold quite a bit.

Then my eyes stopped on one group. A group with five members, and all of them wearing waders and jumpsuits. I remember those faces. If I recall correctly, they are the ones who sold me the bloody slime, the Pier of Scheme.

I’m here after all, so I guess I might as well go and say hi.

Thinking that, I went closer, but… did something happen? From what I saw, Kai-san, looking slightly down, was patting the backs of the people around him as he encouraged them saying it can’t be helped.

“Hello.” [Ryouma]
“Huh? You are… from that time. Ryouma-kun, right? Thanks for last time.” [Kai]
“No, not at all. After all, I also managed to get a good slime.” [Ryouma]

Then, Thayne, the man who was drunk last time, stepped forward.

“Are you the guy who bought the slime last time?” [Thayne]
“Yes, that’s right.” [Ryouma]
“I see. Sorry about last time. I’m Thayne. I drank a bit too much that time and was quite drunk, so I don’t remember much, but… You really saved us by buying that slime. On top of that, you even told us a way to make a profit, so thank you. [Thayne]

“Please don’t mind it. That aside, did something happen? You looked like you were making a difficult face.” [Ryouma]
“It’s not exactly a problem, just a little. Before that, let me introduce these guys.” [Kai]

As he said that, Kai’s line of sight moved over to the two men who took Thayne away last time. Kai-san put his hand on the shoulder of the slightly shorter guy, and then said this.

“This one’s Kei, my little brother.” [Kai]
“A pleasure to meet you.” [Kei]
“A pleasure to meet you too.” [Ryouma]
“And next, is this one.” [Kai]
“Payron, nice to meet you.” [Payron]
“A pleasure to meet you.” [Ryouma]
“We five together are the Pier of Scheme, but you knew that, right?” [Kai]
“Yes.” [Ryouma]
“Actually, I used to be a fisherman.” [Kai]

Fisherman? “That’s fine, but why all of the sudden?” I thought. Then Shin-san continued.

“Sorry, but Kai’s bad at explaining, so I’ll explain.” [Shin]

From what he told me, the Town of Scheme is a village situated by the edge of the biggest lake in this country, and is the biggest fishing village in the entire country.

It was there that all five of them, the Pier of Scheme, was born and raised. It’s because of that, that they’re used to handling nets, so although there is quite a difference between mud and water, they were still faster than most of the other adventurers. And like that, they were able to catch plenty of grell frogs.

Looks like they made quite the killing in the past few days. And today they’ve already managed to catch over 20 grell frogs, but when they left the basket unattended for just a moment, someone apparently switched their basket. Unfortunately, that was something lent by the guild, so quite a lot of people have it. With that in mind, it’s impossible to find out who the culprit is just by looking for the basket.

“So your catch was stolen.” [Ryouma]
“Is that really it?” [Shin]

As I thought, “What’s with that response?” Kei-san showed me the basket. Inside were 20 grell frogs. However, each and every one of them was weak. A few of those were even at death’s door.

“If it’s just the number, then it’s just a switch. But with the quality in mind… ” [Shin]
“Apparently, someone sucked at catching and failed. Because of his technique the grell frogs are so weak. Weakened grell frogs go for less, and if they die, then they’ll go for even lesser. Even if we went to the town now, these little critters will still die on the way.” [Kai]
“That’s why somebody decided to switch this basket with ours.” [Thayne]
“It’d be fine if we just went and caught more, but it still stings. But that’s all.” [Shin]

I see… oh, that’s right!

“Do you know how much this would be if you sold all of them?” [Ryouma]
“This bunch will be really weak once they get to the guild, so 200 suits at most. If they die, then it’ll go as low as 50. We learned our mistake from the previous case, so this time we did our assignments properly.” [Shin]
“So if the conditions are good, they’ll go for 1000 suits per frog, right?” [Ryouma]
“Right. But what about it?” [Shin]
“Then in that case, will you sell these to me for 300 suits per frog?” [Ryouma]

Shin-san titled his head in puzzlement when he heard what I’d just said.

“I don’t mind, but is that ok?” [Shin]
“The price is higher than the guild, so it’s good for us, but…” [Kai]
“You’ll be at a loss, you know?” [Thayne]
“That may be so if I were selling them to the guild. However, I am using these for myself, so there won’t be a problem.” [Ryouma]
“For yourself? Are you going to make medicine?” [Shin]
“Yes. I can use these to make antidotes, so I came here with the intention of preparing some household medicines.” [Ryouma]
“I see. The price is higher than the guild would offer to us, so we’re grateful.” [Shin]
“We’re going to catch more to sell to the guild, so go ahead and buy everything.” [Kai]
“Thank you very much.” [Ryouma]

Like this I purchased 25 grell frogs from them for 7,500 suits.

“You’re… amazing.” [Shin]
“I also thought it back then, when you brought out that small gold coin. But you really do bring out money generously.” [Kai]
“It makes sense after seeing just how popular your store is though.” [Thayne]

Ah, looks like they came to my store.

“Oh, did you make use of my store’s services?” [Ryouma]
“Actually, we were only planning to try it out once, but then, not only is it cheap, it also cleans better than washing by hand. So we ended up using it a lot.” [Shin]
“And lately, because of all these mud, we’ve been going there every day.” [Kai]
“We were surprised at first, but it looks like the slimes can be useful too. I guess if you try it can turn out to be something good too.” [Thayne]

Ho, ho. Looks like I got myself some good regulars.

“Laundry’s gonna be a pain once we get back to our village. How about setting up a branch there? If you want, I can even introduce you a good place to negotiate with the fishing union.” [Kai]
“Talks about branch stores have come up from time to time, but I’m not planning to set up a branch as of yet.” [Ryouma]

Since I’d just recently hired Caulkins-san and the others…

“Well that’s true, it’s certainly not something you can easily set up. But if you do decide to set one up in our town, then contact me. I can help you out with looking for a good spot for your store.” [Kai]
“After all, if you use our connection with the fishing union, you should be able to get an even better place than what the merchant guild can get you.” [Thayne]

Using a community based organization rather than the guild…Right. That might be a good idea.

“Thank you very much. When that time comes, I’ll be relying on you.” [Ryouma]

As I said that, I left them and headed towards the abandoned mine.

The first thing I did when I got to the mine was to bring out the slimes and rimel birds from the ‘Dimension Home’. Then we dug a hole in the tunnel and created a place for me to live in, and an alchemy room. All the furniture, including the shelf, were made out of stone. Yeah, this should be good enough for the time being.

Afterwards, I let everyone else do as they please except for the bloody slime and cleaner slimes. Then I processed the grell frogs at the alchemy room that I’d just made, since I needed to process the weak ones quickly, and I also haven’t process the ones I caught the other day.

By the way, if you’re wondering, I put the grell frogs I caught the other day in a water tank made out of stone inside my ‘Dimension Home’. Provided they were caught skillfully, then they shouldn’t have any problem living for around a week. With that much time, a normal doctor would be able to process it well.

However, in my case, I have the bloody slime. I don’t need that much time.

First, I drew a magic formation of separation on a corner of the floor of the alchemy room. Then with earth magic I made out a vessel of stone. Next, I took out the grell frogs from the “Dimension Home’, and then put it into a cage I prepared, by the corner of the alchemy room. These are the ones I just bought today.

After that, I randomly took out one of them, and killed it with a knife as it tried to run. At that, I ordered the bloody slime to enter it through its wound.

After the bloody slime finishes draining its blood, what came next was disassembly. Following my ‘Pharmacy’ skill’s knowledge, I uninterestedly separated the important parts. Not even a drop of blood came out during this. The bloody slime’s draining was perfect.

After this the next process is to remove the refuse and the mucus, wash the separated parts, and wash off the dirt that stuck to the grell frog’s exterior during the disassembly and the refuse removal.

If these refuses aren’t properly removed, then the quality will greatly drop. Unfortunately, removing these mucus is extremely difficult. Moreover, if this process is done roughly, then its internal organs will suffer, causing the quality to drop again. That’s why it’s imperative that this process be done carefully and thoroughly. This process is extremely delicate… If you do it normally that is.

I ordered a cleaner slime to clean off the filth. Responding to that, the cleaner slime put the parts inside it, and began to wash off the mucus. Shortly after, the cleaner slime finished without either leaving a wound or taking much time. Its work was perfect.

Next, I take the parts that have been processed, put it on top of the magic formation, and dry it by separating it from its water contents.

Fire and wind magic would normally be used in this process as it’s no good with just one or the other. It’s hard for the wind to get rid of the water content by itself, and if you keep it up for too long, the inner organs will start to suffer. With fire the drying is fast, but a little error would alter the ingredient’s effect. And if poorly done, it’s also possible to burn it, rendering it useless.

But I’m not using fire, so there won’t be any alterations. There also won’t be any damage.

After processing the internal organs of the grell frog in this way, I used ‘Identify’ on it. The result of the skill showed that all the parts have been processed perfectly. Naturally, that goes to mean that all the parts are of the highest quality.

After that, I continued to quietly process the grell frogs. In the end, out of the 25, I managed to get everything else except for 19 to the level of highest quality.

And although the 19’s quality were lower, they were still considered to be high-quality ingredients. With this, the ingredients are more than useable.

As for the reason regarding why the quality dropped, it would appear that the inner organs were damaged since the grell frogs became weak, causing the flow of blood to become bad. It was probably treated roughly while being captured. It’s really important to be careful while catching these grell frogs.

Incidentally, after I had disassembled the grell frogs, I served the leftover skin and meat to the rimel birds. I brought it to them as I thought to myself, “Will they eat it? I mean they eat grell frogs, so… right?” Much to my relief, they did in fact eat it. Happily too. From what I’d heard these rimel birds like to eat meat, fishes, fruits, vegetables, and grains. But for the meantime, I guess I’ll focus on feeding them meat. After all, I can get those from Zeke-san’s store.

As I passed the day like that, eventually it became dark outside. Just to be safe, I had the slimes and rimel birds gather in the mine to make sure that they’re safe. It’s true that the slimes have gotten stronger, but it’s still dangerous in the night. Then I blocked the entrance with building stones, only allowing enough of a gap to let air pass.

“It’s been a while since I’ve had a night like this… This reminds me of the time I just came into this world.” [Ryouma]

That time, I read Gayn’s letter, made that house, found that cliff, learned earth magic and dug a cave with it. At the start I could only shave the rocks at my fingertips a bit with ‘Break Rock’, but after repeating it a bit, I was eventually able to dig a hole. Then I just blocked the entrance with a wall of rock I made with ‘Rock’… After that, I gradually improved the environment. After I’d gotten used to the forest, I also started to hunt and train in the evening, but…

“I’m not really in the mood right now… Besides, I have some ingredients with me, so should I go ahead and make some medicines?” [Ryouma]

I aimlessly entered the alchemy room where I processed the grell frogs, and took out all the gathered herbs that were preserved by drying from my ‘Item Box’ and put them on the shelves. I want a medicine cabinet to put these ingredients in. I’ll make it one day.

The medicine I can make from these ingredients is an………….. antidote. I have just enough grell frog livers to make it too.

The ingredients I need for it are a grell frog’s liver, a poisonous plant called Kasuri, which by weakening the poison of the Kasuri Herb, it’s possible to use it as medicine. And then there’s the fruit of Kunashi, the invigorating flower of Josh, and the Ufer herb that causes diuresis.

First I use earth magic and create a pot of rock and two spatulas. Then I make a mortar and pestle. Next time, maybe I should just buy the tools from around instead… I’ve done everything so far with just my magic, but it’s definitely better to get some proper tools, right?

While I was thinking that, I used water magic and filled the pot, and put the cut Kasuri herb and fruit of Kunashi inside. With the electric magic ‘Microwave’, I made the water go faster, causing its temperature to rise and mix at the same time. Some materials are weak to heat, so I don’t use this method much, but the Kasuri Herb and the fruit of Kunashi aren’t affected much by heat. Even if I boil these, they’ll be fine, so it’s all cool.

Like that, I boiled the ingredients, and the color of the ingredients began to dissolve, changing into a purple liquid. Looking at its outer appearance it looks very poisonous.

By deciding based on the appearance of the color of the liquid, I stopped ‘Microwave’. While I waited for the medicine to cool down naturally, I thoroughly grinded the grell frog livers that had already been dried. Then I touched the liquid. When I thought that the temperature was good enough, I threw the grinded livers into it, and stirred.

But this really is convenient. This ‘Pharmacy’ skill that is. I should’ve been out of my expertise when it comes to the herbs of this world, but because of this skill I can even learn to figure out the timing just from the color and by feeling the temperature.

While I was thinking that, the liquid in the pot cooled down greatly. I guess it’s time.

I prepared the flower of Josh and the Ufer herb, threw just the right size into the pot, and lightly stirred the pot. I left it alone for a while, and waited for the effects of the ingredients to seep in.

“What should I do until then?” [Ryouma]

At that time, I randomly left the alchemy room, and noticed the rimel birds. There, I decided to take out my guitar from the ‘Item Box’, and I played two national anime ending songs, because I saw the moon through the hole I made for ventilation.

When I finished playing…

“―――――― !” [Rimel birds]

An incomprehensible sound echoed within the cave.

“What!? It hurts… can’t you guys shut up for a moment?” [Ryouma]

The source of the sound were the rimel birds. It looks like they were chirping beautifully like a musical performance this time around too, but because we were inside a cave, it echoed, and the sound became too loud.

I took more damage than I expected, but it seems the rimel birds are perfectly fine. What kind of ears do these birds have…?

Incidentally, the slimes don’t have ears, so they don’t have any problems either.

Afterwards, I passed the time by listening to the rimel bird’s calmer singing voice, and by eating dinner.

When I got back to the alchemy room, the flower of Josh and the Ufer herb’s effect had already been extracted, so I figured it should be done soon.

As I used ‘Identify’ on the pot’s contents.

Incomplete Antidote (High Quality)
An antidote for poison made out of grell frog liver.
Because of the grell frog’s liver, the poison will be disassembled. And because of the other ingredients, one will be reenergized and the poison will be ejected. There are plenty of effects, but this antidote is mostly effective against paralysis. It’s recommended to drink plenty of water while using this antidote.

“Good, looks like it’s a success so far. Next is…” [Ryouma]

I take out a huge cloth form my ‘Item Box’, and had the cleaner slimes clean it. This is one of the belongings of the bandits I defeated back at the forest. The stitches are thin, so it can be useful for straining the medicine.

I put a cleaner slime inside an empty pot, then after having the pot cleaned, I affixed the cloth on that pot by wrapping the string of the sticky slime around the pot.

I slowly poured the liquid from the other pot into the pot with a cloth attached to it. Like that, the liquid poured into that empty pot, and was filtered.

After I finished pouring everything, I took the cloth and wringed it one last time.

And then after stirring the medicine with a beautiful spatula, I used ‘Identify’ on it. The part about it being incomplete had disappeared, and the high-quality became highest quality. That high-quality was before I used the filter, of course it would change.

… Making the medicine went well, but what should I do with this now?

“If I preserve this, then I could use this as a pill instead of as oral medicine… Or no, the ingredients aren’t sufficient, so I guess I won’t be able to use it one way or the other.” [Ryouma]

Thinking about it a bit more, to begin with, I possess the poison resist skill, so half-assed poison won’t work against me. Right, in other words there’s no opportunity for me to use this. It’s a good idea prepare things like this just in case, but even then I don’t need an entire pot of medicine……

For the meantime, let’s make a funnel and a dipper with earth magic. And so, I prepared 20 bottles, and distributed the medicine one by one. After I finished filling up the 20 bottles, I put away 19 of it into my ‘Item Box’. And then I left the alchemy room while playing with the remaining bottle as I went towards the dwelling space.

“What should I do? … Should I sell these over at Serge’s? Or should I hand these over to Jeff-san’s?” [Ryouma]

As I was thinking that, I dropped the medicine bottle while I was playing with it.

“Oh no–…” [Ryouma]

The bottle fell to the ground, and because I was playing with it, the cap wasn’t sealed tightly and so, the contents spilled to the floor.

“Somehow I’m kind of not into it today… I wonder if it’s because of that thing about mental regression that Kufo mentioned… Right now I’m 11 years old, but mentally speaking I’m already over 40. So is that the reason why I’m feeling lonely from being separated with the others? … Even though I was perfectly fine in my previous life during times like these…” [Ryouma]

There were plenty of times when I or my colleagues resigned. Either because of overwork, or because the work was too hard.

… Of course I’m not really lonely enough to go crying, but somehow I’m feeling down.

I thought that for 10 seconds.

“… Whatever, I’ll just go sleep.” [Ryouma]

“Right, I’ll go to sleep after having used up my energy,” I thought to myself. So before I went to sleep I decided to clean up the spilled medicine. But when I glanced at the place where the medicine fell, the bottle was still there, but the contents were gone. It was clean.

“Huh? Where did the medicine go?” [Ryouma]

There were several slimes loitering in the room. And amongst them were the cleaner slimes, so I guess they just cleaned it by themselves? Well, whatever. It’s not bad to have my work done for me. So I’ll just leave it at that.

As I thought that, I decided to sleep. 


 

The Man Picked up by the Gods – Idle Talk 1

TL Note:

Edit: 2015/08/02 Fixed a few things here and there.

Idle Talk 1

A god in the form of a thin man was standing by himself in the divine realm when the three main gods appeared.

“Ah~… I’m tired…” [Rurutia]
“We finally got back.” [Kufo]
“Oh, if it isn’t Fer Noevir.” [Gayn]
“It’s quite rare for you to come out of your place.” [Rurutia]

The one who was standing was the god of magic, Fer Noevir. As well as the three gods, Gayn, Kufo, and Rurutia.

“Well, I was forcefully brought here, but I am also a little concerned.” [Fer Noevir]
“Forcefully?” [Gayn, Kufo, Rurutia]

Suddenly, 4 gods came out of nowhere, and Gayn’s group was surrounded.

“Eh? Wait, what’s with this situation?” [Kufo]
“Why are we being surrounded?” [Rurutia]
“Aren’t you going to explain yourselves?” [Gayn]

One god stepped out. It was Tekun.

“You dare ask with your hands in your chest? I won’t let you say you don’t know, Gayn.”
“Why are you suddenly mad?” [Gayn]
“Now, now, calm down for a bit, Tekun-san. If you push them like that, we won’t be able to talk.” [Willieris]
“Exactly. You should calm down, and drink some alcohol or something.” [Grimp]

The two gods who remonstrated Tekun are the goddess of land and harvest, Willieris, and the god of farming and livestock, Grimp. These two are particularly gentle amongst the different gods. The Goddess of Land and Harvest looked like a refined, middle-aged woman. While the God of Farming and Livestock was a middle-aged man with a hoe on his shoulder. These two gods are husband and wife.

Although Tekun wasn’t in a good mood after being remonstrated, he kept quiet, and drank wine while he settled down. With Grimp by her side, Willieris explained.

“The reason we’re acting like this is because we heard that you three went off to a different world to play. The first one who heard this was Tekun, and since he also wanted to waste some time, he got mad.” [Willieris]

Fer Noevir interjected.

“In order to find you three, Tekun even called out to Willieris and Grimp to get me to use my power.” [Fer Noevir]
“Come to think of it, you even used your power to prevent Tekun from going into your place, right?” [Rurutia]
“His craft aside, he’s rough and irresponsible. He does nothing but drink wine and make noise. He’s a nuisance.” [Fer Noevir]
“Hey! You bastards! I can hear you, you know!?” [Tekun]
“It’s not like you have any business at my place. And it’s not like you’re the only one not permitted to enter either. Anyway, enough of that. What were you thinking going to a different world just to play?” [Fer Noevir]
“Wait a moment, who told you that?” [Rurutia]

Tekun answered Rurutia’s question.

“Drop the act, I heard it from Ryouma. Didn’t Kufo tell him so? I thought he was lying at the time so I read his mind, but apparently he wasn’t.” [Tekun]

“Oops–… I told him not to tell other humans, but I forgot to mention that he shouldn’t tell it to the other gods too…” whispered Kufo as he slapped his forehead. After that, chairs, arranged in a circle, appeared out of nowhere and the three gods decided to talk about it while they all sat.

“Now, can you start talking? Or rather, you should have taken me with you!” [Tekun]
“That you went there for fun aside, we really can’t ignore the fact that you’ve been going to another world frequently.” [Willieris]
“Mind explaining yourselves?” [Grimp]
“Right, actually… We came there to check up on the God of Earth.” [Gayn]
“We talked about it before remember? That thing about Ryouma’s supposed happiness being stolen by the God of Earth.” [Rurutia]
“Right, I do remember being surprised that a god would actually do something forbidden like that.” [Tekun]
“So because of that, we decided to go check.” [Kufo]
“Eh? You didn’t go there to play?” [Tekun]
“We haven’t told Ryouma about the fact that the God of Earth stole his happiness, so I gave him an excuse.” [Kufo]

When Tekun heard that, his anger quickly simmered down.

“Oh… so that’s what it was.” [Tekun]
“Tekun, you don’t get mad except for things regarding fun, huh?’ [Fer Noevir]
“It’s still plenty a problem to be frequently going to a different world, you know?” [Willieris]

Fer Noevir and Willieris was shocked at Tekun’s reaction.But Fer Noevir, quickly regaining his composure, asked Gayn’s group a question.

“Won’t there be a problem if you keep on doing that?” [Fer Noevir]

“There won’t be a problem but…” [Gayn]
“It’s quite difficult to go there without getting caught.” [Kufo]
“We haven’t been seen so far, but the god on the other side is acting strange… While it’s not the same as with Ryouma’s, even until now, that god has been taking other people’s happiness. But the really strange thing is that he doesn’t seem to be using it for anything.” [Rurutia]
“At first we thought he was giving something to his believers, but that didn’t seem to be the case at all. He’s just stealing as he pleases without giving it to anyone.” [Gayn]

“The management of the world is also sloppy. The people there may no longer have much to develop in terms of technology, but… even though we went through all the trouble of sneaking in because of the rule of not getting involved in other worlds, anticlimactically, we were able to get in really easily. We looked so stupid for trying not to get caught.” [Kufo]
“We even thought there might be a trap, but in the end, there was nothing. With that kind of management, he wouldn’t even be able to respond if a demon king from a different world were to attack.” [Gayn]
“He’s that sloppy? If that’s so, then he’s no longer doing his job as a god, is he?” [Fer Noevir]
“That might actually be the case…” [Gayn]

“To begin with, what on earth is he planning to do with all that happiness he’s stealing? That kind of thing is useless to us, gods.” [Grimp]
“Well it’s also possible to use it to preserve our strength when the people lose faith in us… but if the world is safe, then a god’s power shouldn’t go below the minimum power needed. So what is he doing with it?” [Willieris]
“It’s certainly true that the Japanese of that world has less faith than the people of this world, but the humans of the other countries of that world have strong faith. Hence, there still shouldn’t be any problem. There’s also the issue with that world’s environment and the nature there is getting rough, but there’s still no reason to run out of power. And it’s precisely because of that, that we’re sending magic power here from that world.” [Gayn]
“That’s certainly true. I made a foolish question. But if that’s the case, then there really isn’t any reason for him to steal happiness. Exactly what is that god using it for?” [Fei Noevir]

All of the sudden, the god that hadn’t said a word until now opened her mouth.

“… Does the reason really matter? We don’t do things like stealing people’s happiness, so we may not know, but because of that isn’t it possible that there actually is a way to use it? Isn’t that enough? Then, all that’s left is for us to beat that god if he comes here picking a fight.” [God]
“Kirilel, you’re saying that kind of simple thing again… You’re a muscle-brain as usual I see. Really, a woman like you…” [Fer Noevir]

With a forged body, an armor, and a sheathed sword at her waist, the one who proclaimed that was the God of War, Kirilel. Her body is well trained, but there are also parts that are supple. Her manner of talking is like that of a man, but she is a full-fledged goddess.

“Who is a muscle-brain!? Even I can use my head!” [Kirilel]
“The only thing you use your head for is for fighting techniques!” [Fer Noevir]
“Exactly! But even then, it doesn’t change the fact that I’m using my head! In fact,  isn’t this way healthier than someone like you, who does nothing but isolate himself in his place?” [Kirilel]
“What does health have to do with a god, when our bodies are indestructible?” [Fer Noevir]

These two gods have opposing personalities, so whenever they meet, things usually end up like this. Before things got worse, Gayn interjected and asked Kirilel a question.

“Let’s put that discussion aside for now, Kirilel why are you here? You weren’t called by Tekun, right?” [Gayn]
“What are you talking about, gramps? I am the God of War, you know? Where there is conflict there is war. And where there is war, so am I! I came here because I felt Tekun’s anger, and after listening to his story, I found out that gramps and the others went to play in the other world. So I’ve been waiting here quietly because I thought we’d be giving an execution.” [Kirilel]
“There’s no need!” [Gayn]
“That’s not something to joke about!” [Kufo]
“You’re a god, so you can normally kill us, right!?” [Rurutia]
“There’s no need to worry. I won’t do anything this time. I understand that the God of Earth is acting weird. And because of him, something strange happened with the soul of that guy, Ryouma. Ryouma isn’t someone who’d thoughtlessly wreak havoc, so it’s fine. But if he was someone dangerous, then the situation would have become terrible.

From now on there’s a possibility that the souls we bring here might be abnormal. You understand why we need to be wary of that, right? But of course, I won’t do anything either as long as the God of Earth doesn’t attack the world here.” [Kirilel]

The God of War, Kirilel, is the strongest amongst the gods when it comes to fighting. Because of this, she is the god who brings harm to the people of the world, and is also the god who protects the world from its enemies. Hence, she is also known as the God of Judgment.

She rarely has any work to do as the God of Judgment. But if the humans were to do something that would bring great harm to the world, the one to bestow judgment will mostly be her.

And while strange, it would appear that she also became the judge for the sins of the three gods. Gayn and the others do not specialize in fighting, so winning against her is impossible. Moreover, despite both being gods, if she went full force she would also be able to destroy all three of them.

But of course, they wouldn’t disappear. But they would still end up quite hurt. So because of that they were quite relieved when they heard Kirilel’s words.

“This is bad for the heart…” [Rurutia]
“I think my lifespans just shortened…” [Kufo]
“Please don’t scare old people too much…” [Gayn]
“Gods don’t need to worry about hearts and lifespans though. Well, in any case, it doesn’t seem like I’m needed here, so I’ll be taking my leave. There are still some people who are continuing to fight, so I’m quite busy compared to you guys.” [Kirilel]
“Right, sorry.” [Tekun]
“It’s not like you called me here, I just came on my own. Also, Gayn, Kufo, Rurutia, keep it moderate, ok? You guys going to the other world.” [Kirilel]
“Right…” [Gayn]
“That’s true.” [Kufo]
“Let’s alternate from now on.” [Rurutia]
“You’re not going to stop?” [Kirilel]
“But I still haven’t…” [Rurutia]

Halfway through her speech, Tekun interjected.

“Still haven’t? What is that, ‘still haven’t’?” [Tekun]
“Oh, nothing in particular.” [Rurutia]
“There’s no need to understand the god on the other side.” [Kufo]
“Right, right.” [Gayn]

Gayn’s group acted unconcerned, but then Willieris asked a question.

“Are you guys still hiding something?” [Willieris]

At those words, Tekun once more emanated a dangerous aura.

“Did you bastards really go there to investigate the God of Earth?” [Tekun]
“That’s right.” [Rurutia]
“But of course.” [Gayn]
“We investigated the god on the other side, you know?” [Kufo]
“Even now he’s still stealing happiness from his people, so that’s not a lie. Then in that case, I’ll change the question. Did you do anything else aside from investigating?” [Tekun]

The three gods stiffened.

“What’s the matter? Kufo, didn’t you tell Ryouma that you went sightseeing in Earth?” [Tekun]
“Well, that’s because we were looking for the people who had their happiness taken away. Because of that we ended up seeing some places. Calling something like that, ‘sightseeing’, is a misunderstanding, you know?” [Kufo]
“In other words, you thought that you could go sightseeing.” [Fer Noevir]

At Fer Noevir’s words, Kufo was surprised and his body shook.

“Wait a moment, isn’t that a leading question!?” [Kufo]
“Kufo, you know if you say something like that, then you’re basically admitting that you took the opportunity to sightsee while looking for people.” [Grimp]

At Kufo’s words, Grimp whispered that. And once again, Tekun’s aura became dangerous as he asked Gayn.

“Gayn, I don’t understand it well, but I heard that you got hooked to something called, ‘idol’.” [Tekun]
“In Earth, idols are experts who dance and sing. You can see them often from the boxes that show reflections on Earth called TV. You can also see them downtown if you have the chance to meet them. But, don’t misunderstand, ok? It’s not like I went out of my way to see them.” [Gayn]
“Song and dance, huh? Then in that case, this world also has it. It’s not really something…” [Tekun]

While Tekun quickly calmed down when he heard the words ‘song’ and ‘dance’, this time Gayn’s eyes sharpened, and he flared up at Tekun.

“Don’t group idols with the things from this world!! The idols of Earth are cute and diligent!! Whenever I see them, I can’t help but want to cheer them on!!” [Gayn]
“Ah, ahh?” [Tekun]

Tekun couldn’t help but falter before that menacing look. But at that moment, Gayn noticed his mistake, and it showed on his face. Seeing that Willieris said this.

“Seeing you this serious about those so called idols, I think I understand perfectly well what’s going on now.” [Willieris]

Tekun’s gaze moved towards Rurutia. Having realized that the ruse is up, Rurutia answered before Tekun could even ask her.

“As for me I just ate some sweet things during break time while we were moving on Earth, you know?” [Rurutia]

At that, Tekun’s anger and the Gayn trio’s shriek roared throughout the divine realm.


 

Goblin Kingdom Chapter 3: Orc Hunt I

TL Note: For those who didn’t read the announcement, every Friday, Goblin Kingdom will be posted instead. So there won’t be a chapter of the ‘The Man Picked up by the Gods’ today.
Chapter 3: Orc Hunt I

Ten mornings and ten evenings had passed since the day they called me king.

I left most of the hunting to my underlings while I pondered to myself what I’d just experienced.

What I’d experienced was something impossible. Something that could only be seen in a game. If I had to put it into words, then what I’d experienced was a ‘level up’, or in other terms, an ‘evolution’.

What should I think of this hypothesis?

It’s not as if I don’t feel sad to have such childish thoughts… However!

I can find no other way to express it.

“This is a… fantasy.”
“What is?”

Lost in my thoughts, I let out my voice. When my adjutant heard that, he couldn’t help but inquire.

“It’s… nothing.”

Speaking of convenience, I’ve become somewhat capable of speech. And ever since the day I became a red goblin, or for convenience’s sake a goblin rare, the difference in the treatment the goblins had toward me, compared to before, was like the difference between heaven and earth.

Why did their behavior change? To put it earnestly, it’s because of the power I now have.

The law of the jungle. That is the irrationality of this world, the absurdity, the rule that was driven into me.

Right now, I may not be able to call my life comfortable, but at the very least, I am able to live unrestrained. Honestly speaking, being called a king despite only having 20 creatures under me feels like a diminution of the term ‘King’.

This is a position that I received upon becoming a goblin rare, however…

The surging thoughts within my head piled up even further.

Regarding that level up… I wonder…

Did I turn into this because I killed that goblin rare? Or was I perhaps already in the process of evolving, and it only so happens that I evolved the moment I killed it?

As layers of hypotheses began to overlap I thought to myself, “If it’s that, then as long as I wasn’t killed, I would eventually become like this.” However…

If it’s the other, then if I kill something else I can gain an even greater power.

In other words, if I were to kill an orc, I would become an orc.

If I killed that giant spider, then…

No. I supplant my hypothesis.

If it’s really an evolution, then is it even possible for a creature to turn into something completely different?

But then again, this is ‘fantasy’. Nothing should be impossible.

By what logic, by what reason was it that my body was changed so much in a short period of time? I don’t know. The only thing I’m certain of is that this isn’t a miracle.

Hmm…

I need more samples.

Right.

“You.”
“Yes?”
“Are there other kings like me?”

The adjutant-like goblin looked around restlessly, then it brought its ugly face close to me, and then said this.

“One there… Another over there… Two in that direction.”

… Hey, aren’t there quite a bit?

But this should mean that there’s an existence that holds power even greater than mine. At the very least, there should be quite a few of them amongst the goblins.

“Is there someone… above the kings?”

Oh, this is a pretty good question. I might actually get something good out of this.

“A great king…”

Muttered the goblin as it shook its head.

Hmm… Seeing it shake its head like this, it’s actually quite amiable.

But a great king, huh? If it says that there’s no such thing, then at the very least, there shouldn’t be one to the extent of this adjutant’s knowledge.

I began to ponder again.

A great king, huh?

I came to understand this the moment I became a goblin rare, but apparently, these creatures called goblin are at the bottom of this forest’s so called hierarchy.

The small animals aside, the only ones beneath the goblins are those on the level of the kobolds and the slimes.

The goblins are a far cry from the orcs. And as for those on the level of the giant spider, we’re not even in the same league. Because of that, we risk our lives when we go out to hunt for food.

The orcs who steal our spoils, and the giant spider who eats goblins. We struggle through many things, but no matter what, a relapse of that intense hunger I felt before cannot be permitted.

“King. Feed… here.”

With the arrival of the hunting squad. I remembered my hunger, and I began to stroke my belly.

However, as I began to rub my belly, I grabbed my stomach that seemed like it was about to cry, and I furrowed my brows deeply.

“King. The feed.”

The goblins respectfully offered to me a small animal. Then it came to my attention that they were all half dead. Some have lost an arm, others have had their ears bitten. And then, there are even those who are bleeding blue blood.

“What happened?”

At my inquiry, the goblins of the hunting squad looked at each other.

“Orc…”

They whispered, as they all lowered their heads and sunk their shoulders. Do they think I’m going to rebuke them for this?

That aside, it would appear that they were robbed.

“Got it.”

I casually snatched their offering and put it in my stomach.

Orc bastards.

Why? Why is it that I, who feels no sense of good will, and in fact even feel hate and repugnance toward these goblins, can feel a mysterious anger budding within me?

…I’ve decided. I’m hunting the orcs.

As those thoughts surfaced, a desire to fight simmered from inside me.

Is it because of the changes in my body? I don’t recall ever being a war freak. To think that I could actually be roused this easily, I almost don’t want to believe it.

Putting those thoughts aside, I began to think of a way to hunt the orcs.

▼△▼

Sun Tzu once said, “Know yourself, know your enemy, and you will not need to fear the result of a hundred battles.”
   
Actually, I don’t really need to borrow the words of such a great person. What I have to do has already been decided. Thanks to the previous case, I already know all too well just how much stronger the orcs are compared to the goblins

However, I must kill them.

Then in that case, what should be done?

The idea of the previous goblin rare to defeat the orcs with number wasn’t wrong.

If there is an opponent that you need to defeat. And that foe happens to be stronger than you by itself, then what should one do? The answer, numbers. This is a strategy that humans have applied since time immemorial. The humans work together and form groups. Then in order to sharpen their killing efficiency, they made use of weapons. And in order to bring out the most out of their numbers, they came up with strategies and tactics.

However, our enemy this time isn’t a human.

It’s an orc.

There’s no need to go that far for something like that.

To put it briefly, what I’m going to use this time is a kind of weapon. Only, the goblins who are powerless are unable to cut through the fat of the orcs with normal weapons.

“Go after the orcs.”

Information about them is necessary.

“If they notice you, run.”

I need to be strict with this command. In order to win, the power in numbers is a must.

For orcs, and even for those beyond them. All the way until the top of this forest’s hierarchy.

I pass the orders to my goblin underlings.

Search for the orcs, and come back alive.

I don’t know how much they can abide by these two orders, but it’s imperative if we are to kill the orcs.

The goblins dispersed, and then I went into the forest to stock up on weapons.

▼△▼

Three days has passed since I sent the goblins into the forest to find the orcs. During that time, I stocked up on the necessary weapons in the forest.

From the information the goblins had gathered, just yesterday they were able to find an orc that moved alone. At that, I gave the goblins orders to observe that orc to confirm that it travelled the same road every day, and then to quickly get some food before going back.

This is war.

A war between an orc and 21 goblins.

One can’t fight on an empty stomach. This is a truth that has even surpassed the barriers of race, and is shared by all. As I recalled that, I ordered the hunting squad to find feeds, while I set the weapons at the site the orc will pass.

“There!”

At my orders, the goblins began to dig a hole with undivided attention.

A hole only big enough to allow a single orc to fall completely, and deep enough so that it can never climb back up.

This is the one advantage that goblins have over orcs. Goblins are horrible at fighting, but when it comes to digging, their speed is in a different league.

Now that I think about it, even the dark den I was born in could only be entered through a tunnel big enough for a single goblin.

Find the orcs, and come back alive.

That was the order I gave to the goblins. And with their actions they showed me their loyalty.

Then in that case, I should respond accordingly to that loyalty. To slay the enemy, that is the duty of I, who has 20 goblins under his command.

Right?

The goblins kept digging the hole till nighttime. When they finished, we filled and disguised it, then we went back to our den.



 

The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 2 END

TL Note: Kept hearing this at chapter end:

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Also, regarding the translations, there are three terms that are introduced in this story that are closely related in meaning, but are not the same. I just want to clarify that I’m not just using synonyms to describe the same thing.


The three terms are: Magic Gem, Magic Stone, and Magic Jewel. In Japanese they are 魔宝石(mahouseki), 魔法石(mahouseki), and, 魔石(maseki), respectively. These terms do not refer to the same thing. It’ll be made clear in the story, but I just wanted to point it out to make it clear that they are not the same thing.

Also, take note of the fact that the first two terms are homophones. I’ve put the kanjis in parentheses to show when the characters are misunderstanding.


Volume 2 END

The next day.

As I visited Elia’s room first thing in the morning, what greeted me there was a number of groaning adults.

“Ugh… sorry, Ryouma-kun… but could you… get me some medicine… again?” [Rheinhart]
“Me too. I ended up drinking too much despite my age.” [Rheinbach]
“Me too please…” [Madam]

They were in high spirits yesterday, so they ended up drinking too much. And taking a closer look, I could see that even Araune-san’s and Lilian-san’s countenance were slightly unpleasant. They drank a little since everyone was in a festive mood, but despite having drank so little, they’re already like this. They’re probably not good with liquor.

But Sebasu-san is different. He drank so much, and yet he isn’t any different from usual. As for Elia, she wasn’t allowed to drink more than one glass, so she’s not suffering from any hangover.

I use ‘Warp’ and go to the pharmacy and the green grocer to buy some ingredients. Then afterwards, I went back to the lodging, made the medicine, and prescribed it to the groaning adults.

After they had drunk the medicine, they said this.

“Ryouma-kun, sorry about this, but could you take care of Elia today?” [Rheinhart]
“No matter how you look at it. With us being like this, there’s no way we can look after her today.” [Rheinbach]
“So won’t you please take care of her, Ryouma-kun?” [Madam]

… So in other words, they’re telling me to go make some memories since we won’t be able to meet for a while, right? Yeah, that’s probably it, so there’s no way I can refuse.

“No problem, please leave it to me.” [Ryouma]

After that, the three members of the Jamil Household went back to bed. From the looks of things, the part about them suffering from hangover seems to be true.

I sent them off, and then I asked Elia.

“Then, what should we do today?” [Ryouma]
“Don’t you have work to do today? Aren’t you busy?” [Elia]
“The shop’s already being taken care of by others, so all I need to do is show my face in the morning and in the evening.” [Ryouma]
“…Then in that case, could I see what Ryouma normally does?” [Elia]
“I don’t mind, but…” [Ryouma]

Is it fine with just something like that?

“Then, let’s go!” [Elia]

Like this, it was decided that Elia will be accompanying me. And Sebasu-san, too, who will be coming as Elia’s bodyguard. We went to the store first, then after that, we went to the abandoned mine.





Upon arriving at the mine, I let the rimel bird from my ‘Dimension Home’ out, and then began the treatment of the cloths. During that time, I had Elia help me out with setting the cloth on the workbenches.

And then after finishing that, we were left with nothing to do as per the usual pattern of my work. I think it would be a good time to start building my house here, but there’s no way I could leave Elia alone. As I thought that, Elia asked me a question.

“What should we do next?” [Elia]
“Nothing in particular, actually. After I give the order to the sticky slimes to treat the cloths, all that’s left is to wait for the cloths to dry. This period is quite long, so it can be considered as free time from here on out. Usually, I’d just train and make dolls to pass the time.” [Ryouma]
“Really? I thought for sure Ryouma would normally keep working.” [Elia]
“Actually, I’ve been quite free ever since the store became autonomous.” [Ryouma]

Did I really look like I overworked that much?

“Did I really look that busy?” [Ryouma]
“It’s because you’re always working from morning till dusk.” [Elia]
“I see, however, I don’t actually work that much. There’re also times when I’m just dazing off, or looking for ways to kill time. And then, there are also times when I’m making building stones to use for the construction of my house later.” [Ryouma]
“So Ryouma-san really does plan to live here.” [Elia]
“Yes. After all, I have to do rounds around the mine here, and I want a place where I can train magic without being a nuisance to others. So with that in mind, I believe this is the best place.”
“When will you begin the construction? At this rate you won’t be able to live in the mine, right?” [Elia]

Right…

“For the meantime, I could just create a small shed, or dig a cave, and live there while I gradually build the house.” [Ryouma]
“Then in that case, do you mind if we talk for a bit?” [Elia]
“Of course, what is it?” [Ryouma]

We left the workshop and went somewhere where the sunlight reached. There, I made some chairs, and we talked while sitting.

“Elia, you’ll be going to school this year, right?” [Ryouma]
“Yes. All young noble ladies must attend the school at the royal capital upon reaching 12. Not attending will hurt one’s reputation amongst nobles.” [Elia]
“I see.” [Ryouma]
“… The truth is that I don’t want to go either, but unfortunately, I have to.” [Elia]
“Eh? Really?” [Ryouma]
“Yes. In fact, my parents and even my grandfather told me that if it wasn’t for the fact that it was tradition to go, then they wouldn’t even let me go.” [Elia]
“Why?” [Ryouma]
“The school of the royal capital is also open to commoners, and every year a lot of them are accepted. And although there isn’t any difference in the treatment of students based on their social standing, there are quite a bit of people that cause issues.” [Elia]

Ahh… it’s that cliché thing you’d expect from this kind of setting.

“Moreover, the things taught at school can be learned at home as long as we call for a tutor. In fact, I was told that it’s even more beneficial for me to learn from a tutor than from the school. After all, the school is…” [Elia]

For some reason, Elia was a bit hesitant to say something.

“The school is what?” [Ryouma]
“… The chance of finding things that one should be studying there is low.” [Elia]
“But it’s a school, right? What’s going on?” [Ryouma]
“I also don’t know. It’s just that father and the others told me to take care not to be influenced by the school’s atmosphere. They also told me that it’s fine to have bad grades in school, so I should practice the things that they’d taught me back at home.” [Elia]

Eh? They’re going that far?

“That’s why father didn’t invite you.” [Elia]
“Oh, come to think of it…” [Ryouma]

He definitely didn’t tell me anything about the school.

“There’s no way he would ask you. After all, if you were enrolled, then you would definitely become an excellent student, and the other nobles will have their eyes on you.” [Elia]
“I see, that does make sense.” [Ryouma]
“That’s why I’m really not that excited in going. If it wasn’t a tradition, then I’d rather train with you.” [Elia]

… Well since I didn’t think school was fun either, I don’t really have the right to say anything here… But in any case, Elia is the daughter of a duke, so she shouldn’t be subject to bullying there.

“What I’m trying to say is, please don’t’ forget your promise to meet with me after 3 years. Because of my social standing and my power, there are very few people who would talk to me normally, and become my friends.” [Elia]

As she said that, her countenance became somewhat gloomy.

“I won’t forget.” [Ryouma]

When I said that, Elia let out a chuckle, and then said this.

“I’ll have you prove that after 3 years. If you fall into a daze with your job again, then I’ll have you remember by hammering you with the magic I’d trained for three years.” [Elia]

Scary!

“Please spare me that… Really though, where did you learn to talk like that?” [Ryouma]

It feels kind of different from Elia’s usual image.

“In the past, my mother had apparently used a similar method to make my father remember a promise he had forgotten.” [Elia]
“I–I see…” [Ryouma]

Rheinhart-san, it’s good that you’re safe… While I was thinking that, Elia seemed to have suddenly thought of something.

“I have a good idea, Sebasu!” [Elia]
“Yes, Ojousama. How may I be of service?” [Sebasu]

Elia suddenly called Sebasu-san over, and whispered something. After Elia finished, Sebasu-san nodded, and opened his ‘Item Box’. From it he took out a small box. Elia took that box and presented it to me.

“Ryouma-san, please accept this.” [Elia]
“It’s a necklace I received from my mother on my 10th birthday.” [Elia]

As Elia opened the box, what lay inside was a golden necklace with chains of gold, and a ruby the size of a small pinky embedded on its golden pedestal. It’s simple, but luxurious. Moreover, this ruby is–…

“Magic power?” [Ryouma]

For some reason, I can feel magic power emanating from this ruby.

“Ara, did you notice? As expected of you, Ryouma-san. Actually, the ruby of this necklace is a magic gem (魔宝石).” [Elia]
“By magic gem (魔法石), you mean the same as those used for lamps?” [Ryouma]
“No, that’s incorrect. The ones used for lamps are called magic stones. Putting it simply, those are magic tools. Ryouma-san, do you know of magic jewels?” [Elia]
“Magic jewels… From what I know, there’re plenty of those in places where the concentration of magic power in the air is strong. In other words, those are stones that have magic power in them, right?” [Ryouma]
“Precisely. Magic jewels have magic power within them, and that magic power can be pulled out when using magic to use as assistance for magic control. And amongst magic jewels, there are those that are not just any ordinary stones, but gems. These gems that contain magic power came to be called as magic gems. In the same vein, if it were an ore, it would then be called a magic ore.

Magic jewels are used to aid in the assistance of magic, while magic ores are used to increase the efficiency of magic tools.

And as for magic gems, these can be used for anything. Whether it be to aid one’s magic, or to increase the performance of a magic tool, or even as a simple gem. On top of that, its effect is also stronger than a normal magic jewel. However, these gems are precious as their production rate is low, so these things are quite special.” [Elia]

After explaining that in one breath, she rested for a bit.

“… So what you mean to say is that this is a really valuable item.” [Ryouma]
“Yes, exactly.” [Elia]
“There’s no way I could take something so precious, you know?” [Ryouma]
“I want you to take it!” [Elia]
“Like I said, this thing is too expensive…” [Ryouma]

Like I could possible take this!

As I firmly refused, Elia firmly proposed. There, Sebasu-san interjected.

“Please calm down you two. Ryouma-sama, although the Ojousama wants you to accept this, she isn’t actually giving this to you. She only wants you to keep it until you meet again.” [Sebasu]
“Keep it? Why?” [Ryouma]
“Ryouma-sama, you may not be aware of it, but there is a belief where letting your friend keep something precious before going somewhere far, will increase your chances of meeting again. It isn’t known who spread this belief, but it’s a story from long ago, and it’s being practiced even till today as a bringer of luck.” [Serge]

Ahh, so it’s something like that.

“And so, because of that, you want me to take the necklace.” [Ryouma]
“Exactly.” [Elia]
“… Isn’t this something important to you? Is it really ok?” [Ryouma]
“If it wasn’t, then I wouldn’t have told you so in the first place. I believe you, so please give it back in 3 years.” [Elia]

Mu… to actually be trusted to this degree… Moreover, for it to be because of a promise to meet again…

“I understand. I’ll take care of it until we meet again.” [Ryouma]
“Really!?” [Elia]
“In exchange, I’ll definitely give it back.” [Ryouma]
“Of course.” [Elia]

And so, I accepted the box, and put it inside my ‘Item Box’. If it’s here, then I definitely won’t lose it.

“Next is…” [Elia]

I thought that I should also give Elia something, and so, I thought of what I could give.

… What’s my most treasured item? Money? Wait, I couldn’t give something like that. It’d be too bulky to carry… Then in that case, pelt? But that’s not particularly important…. How about building stones? Ingots? Waterproof cloths? … Erm, I don’t seem to have anything satisfactory…

Then it hit me.

“ ‘Dimension Home’ “

I take out a heal slime and a scavenger slime from my ‘Dimension Home’ and present them to Elia.

“Ryouma-san, these two are?” [Elia]
“I couldn’t think of anything precious I could give you, and the only thing I could really think of as precious are my slimes, so… I think these two slimes could become useful to you, so please take them.” [Ryouma]

Elia was taken aback when she heard that, and barely keeping herself together, she covered her mouth with her hand as she tried not to laugh.

So it’s weird after all, huh? Or rather, why did I pick slimes as my mementos? Well, it’s actually because I didn’t have anything else that’s suitable, but… No, in the first place, it’s a bit questionable to use slimes as a memento, but… isn’t there anything else?

“Fufu… I’m sorry, Ryouma-san. I just thought it was just like you to think of something like that… thank you, I’ll take care of them.” [Elia]
“Really? Thank you very much.” [Ryouma]
“No, the pleasure is mine. Thank you for lending me your most precious slave monsters.” [Elia]

I let down the heal slime and scavenger slime in my arms, and then cancelled the contract. And then, Elia contracted those two.

“I’ve successfully contracted them. I’ll take care of them well.” [Elia]
“Thank you very much.” [Ryouma]

After that, we talked about slimes, magic, and I even showed her some of my alchemy.

Like that, time passed, and eventually dusk was before us. We used space magic, and went back to the town.

Upon arrival, we went to check the store for a bit, and when we got there, we saw the store bustling with adventurers and doctors. The adventurers who went to the swamp, and the doctors who processed the grell frogs, were all covered in blood and mud. Because of them, the store was bustling with customers, and the business, flourishing.

After that short stop, we went back to the lodging. Rheinhart-san and the others seemed to have already recovered from their hangover.

“Welcome back, Ryouma-kun.” [Rheinhart]
“Thanks for taking care of Elia today.” [Madam]
“Please don’t mind it. It was fun for me too.” [Ryouma]
“Ryouma-san taught me a lot of magic. And while I still can’t use it well, I’ll do my best to learn them!” [Elia]

From the flow of the conversation, Elia learned the combination of the ice magic ‘Freeze’, which freezes things a little, and the wind magic ‘Breeze’, which creates air, known as, ‘Cooler’. There’s also the ice magic ‘Ice Cube’, and a bunch of other things that I taught her. Although it would appear that she still can’t use anything else aside from ‘Ice Cube’.

Incidentally, since Sebasu-san was also with us, I taught him the magic, ‘Mist Wash’, and ‘Water Gun’. And just as you’d expect from Sebasu-san, despite me having only given him a simple explanation of compressing and shooting, he quickly learned how to use the magic after only five tries. And was even able to cut the rock I made with earth magic as a target into two.

Going back to the story.

“That’s great, Elia.” [Rheinbach]
“Yes! Also, Ryouma-san lent me his heal slime and scavenger slime.” [Elia]
“Ara, really? Take care of them well, Elia.” [Madam]
“Of course.” [Elia]

And so, after that, we continued to talk about the day we met, and all sorts of other things until midnight.










The day of separation.

The duke’s household and the guards rode the carriage at the place behind the lodging where the carriages where. And one after another, they called out to me from the window of the carriage.

“Take care of your body.” [Rheinhart]
“Don’t push yourself, ok?” [Madam]
“You should rest from time to time.” [Rheinbach]
“If something comes up, be sure to contact us.” [Sebasu]
“If you have some free time, come over to our place. [Jill]
“Do your best, young master.” [Zeff]
“Be well.” [Camil]
“Keep yourself together.” [Hyuzu]
“I’ll pray for your good health and fortune.” [Araune]

The members of the duke’s household, Araune, and Jill-san and co. all called out to me.

“Everyone, as well, please take care. Thank you for everything until now.” [Ryouma]

As I said that, I bowed my head. I hate the fact that I’m not good at talking about various things for extended periods… I wish I could get my feelings across better…

“Ryouma-san, until the day we meet again, I’ll be doing my best to improve my skills!” [Elia]

Declared Elia from the top of the carriage.

“I’ll be doing the same too.” [Ryouma]
“Do your best!” [Elia & Ryouma]

As my words overlapped with Elia’s, we laughed. With the time of departure here, the escorts were the first to start moving as they led the convoy from the front.

Elia and the others waved towards me from the window as they left. And I too waved to the fleeting carriage as I sent them off, the carriage eventually turning into a silhouette, until finally I could see it no more. With the carriage gone, I too walked away, showed my face at the shop, and then headed to the mine.

From today on I won’t be living in the lodging but here, in the mine! Because of that I have to get started with the construction of my house!










“……………..Fuu…….”


Suddenly, I stop, and I look at the sky. I don’t have time to be sentimental. I know that. And yet, I can’t help but feel lonely. No, I’m not regretting my choice, but… at times like this, there’s nothing else to it except to work until I forget.

……Ahh, but then if I did that, then when I send my letter, it won’t have anything in it but work. She’ll probably get mad at me if I did that.

As I thought that, it would appear that I somehow lightened up as I could feel my face make a broad grin.

Somehow, I feel better. Well then, let’s continue like this.

“Fuu… Let me say that again, I’ll do my best!” [Ryouma]

I walk towards the mine again. But this time, with a cheerful mood, just like always. And so, like usual, my day also begins.


 

The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 2 Chapter 26

TL Note: The extra chapter won’t be posted tonight. I’ll post it sometime this week. Anyways, here’s your chapter. Enjoy!

Volume 2 Chapter 26

I was speechless when I saw the flock of rimel birds flying. The sight of the rimel birds spreading their wings and fluttering their tails, with the mine as their back drop, as they descended down to the swamp, was so beautiful that I even forgot to breathe.

As they descended, each one of them went after the grell frogs to feed on. It feels like there’s a bit more of them compared to before, but it doesn’t feel like they came here for revenge. 

For the meantime it doesn’t feel like there’s any danger, however, one of the birds within that flock has been staring at me this entire time. It’s the nightmare variant from before. That bird’s been staring at me all this time without eating anything. It hasn’t even moved its gaze from me once. I wonder if it’s cautious because of what happened before.

I noticed from behind me that Elia had already taken her musical instrument from Sebasu-san. Hmm… I might actually get in the way if I stay here.

“Rheinhart-san” [Ryouma]
“What is it?” [Rheinhart]
“I’ll take my leave for a moment. That higher variant from before has been looking at me all this time, so I might get in Elia’s way if I’m…” [Ryouma]
“I don’t mind.” [Elia]

As I was talking, Elia interjected.

“One must tame a magical beast while facing it. For me to actually blame my failure just because Ryouma-san is here… what an absurd excuse. I won’t say something like that.” [Elia]

Different from her normal aura, right now Elia was emanating an aura full of dignity.

“Moreover, I would like Ryouma-san to watch me while I tame. So please stay there. It’s really reassuring to have you here, Ryouma-san.” [Elia]

Said Elia as she showed me her usual smile.

… Well if you tell me something like that, then there’s no way I’d be able to leave.

“I understand. Do your best.” [Ryouma]
“I will!” [Elia]

After words of encouragement naturally left my lips, I went behind Elia.

Elia took a deep breath several times, then she began her performance.

Just like before, Elia played a calm and comfortable melody. Her piece started quietly, and then gradually it became stronger and stronger. The notes she played changed like the ever changing size of the sea’s waves.

But whether it was strong or soft, the notes echoed clearly throughout the marshland without pause.

The rimel birds began to sway from left to right as they matched the song. Their behavior a far cry from their reaction to the two men before.

Elia’s music continued like that, and eventually it ended calmly.

“…” [Elia]

Elia nervously looked at the rimel birds. But the next instant, all of the rimel birds simultaneously started chirping.

This sound was different from their mocking chirps from before. Right now, their voices resounded like pianos and harps. It wasn’t noise, no. Far from that, their echoing voices were like a musical performance.

That performance continued for a minute, and eventually a beautiful rimel bird flew towards Elia, with 8 more following from behind.

When Elia saw that, she was petrified.

“Elia! The contract! Contract them!” [Ryouma]
“Right!” [Elia]

Elia, having seemingly forgotten, began to contract the rimel birds one after another at my words. From the looks of things, it looks like she was able to successfully tame them.

As Elia finished, she began to contract the last rimel bird, the most beautiful of them all. When she succeeded, she shouted cheers of happiness.

“I did it!” [Elia]
“Good job!” [Rheinhart]
“You did well.” [Rheinbach]
“That’s great, Elia.” [Madam]
“Congratulations.” [Ryouma]
“Congratulations, Ojousama.” [Sebasu]

Elia was able to tame 9 rimel birds in total. Just taming one should’ve been difficult, and yet… Who could’ve thought that she would actually be able to tame so many?

“Please look at all these pretty children I’ve tamed!” [Elia]

Surrounded by the rimel birds, Elia was in high spirits as she caressed the rimel birds while she crouched. The rimel birds also seemed to have become emotionally attached as you can even see some standing on her knees and on her shoulders.

It’s sad that when I saw that, I was reminded of the scene of opening a bag of bird feeds, and all the birds crowding over it. Really, why am I remembering something so useless, when I’m seeing such a touching scene like this?

In fact, this scene is so touching you could paint it, and name it, “The Frolicking Beauty and the Flock of Birds.”

I guess it’s only natural to think that though. Well then, should I try to ride on this flow, and try it for myself?

As I brought out my guitar from my ‘Item Box’, Elia looked at me, as if she had just suddenly been woken up.

“Ryouma-san, is that a musical instrument? You’re also going to tame?” [Elia]
“I’m not as good as you, but I thought I’d try just like you did.” [Ryouma]
“Please do your best!” [Elia]
“Do your best, Ryouma-kun” [Rheinhart]
“We’re expecting good news.” [Rheinbach]

As everyone encouraged me, I did my preparations. And just like Elia, I took a deep breath.

To tell you the truth, I haven’t really properly learned the guitar. I just happened to receive an instructional book and a guitar from a neighbor when he decided to move. Apparently, he didn’t need it anymore. So I played the guitar from time to time to pass the time, while I learned the chords from the book. I just played it because I felt like it, that’s all.

And although I may not be comparable to Elia’s skill, I’ll do my best.

And so, the sound of the guitar echoed throughout the marshland. My choice of piece is something I heard from the TV in my previous world. I didn’t buy the sheets or anything, I just learned it by intuition and practice. In fact, it’s probably already completely different from the original piece.

But even then, I don’t mind.

My music isn’t that good, but it’s not that bad either. And while I’m not really all that confident about this, I still think it’s better for me to play it cheerfully.

And so, just like with Elia’s, the rimel birds also began to sway.

Did they come to like it? It’s kind of interesting seeing them like this.

When the piece ended, the rimel birds quietly stood, unmoving, for a few seconds. And then, just like before, they began chirping as if they were singing.

Afterwards, six rimel birds flew over. But what was surprising was that one of them was the higher variant from before. Wasn’t it cautious of me?

“Ryouma-san, contract them!” [Elia]

Oops, I also got stupefied there for a bit.

I quickly tamed them all, one after another. And without any hitch, I was able to succeed.

“Fuu… Success.” [Ryouma]

At my words, applause and congratulations erupted from the people around me.

“Congratulations, Ryouma-san!” [Elia]
“It’s good that you were both able to succeed.” [Rheinhart]
“Congratulations, Ryouma-sama.” [Sebasu]
“You did it, young master.” [Zeff]
“Even though taming rimel birds is supposed to be very difficult, you two did really well to manage taming several of them!” [Madam]

As the madam said that, everyone’s eyes moved towards the rimel birds we had caught. The nightmare rimel bird I had and Elia’s prettiest bird seemed to get along, as they flew through the sky and jumped on the earth.

That rimel bird is really pretty. The six I’d caught are also pretty, but that one is even prettier as some parts of its color feels like it’s shining.

Sebasu-san, seeming to have realized something, said this.

“… Ojousama, Ryouma-sama, how about calling those two over and using ‘Monster Identify’ on them?” [Sebasu]

Elia was a bit puzzled, but she immediately called hers over and used ‘Monster Identify’ on it. When she called hers back, mine also came back, but it parked itself on my head. Why my head? Oh well, it’s not like its heavy so whatever.

“Eh!?” [Elia]

While I was minding the bird on my head, Elia let out a shocked voice.

“What’s wrong?” [Ryouma]
“This child isn’t a rimel bird! It’s a higher class!” [Elia]

What!? Wasn’t the higher variant of the rimel bird only seen once in 10 years!?

“Really!? Its color is different from mine, but…” [Ryouma]
“Yes, but it’s not a nightmare rimel bird. This rimel bird is called, Phantom Rimel Bird. And it doesn’t use dark magic, but light magic instead.” [Elia]
“There was something like that?” [Ryouma]

I just thought it was strange, but Sebasu-san and the others were speechless because of shock. After they came back to their sense, they seemed so happy that they looked like they’d toss Elia into the air as they showered her with praise.

After they had all calmed down, they explained. Apparently, the phantom rimel bird is also a higher variant of the rimel bird, but it’s even rarer than the nightmare bird as it’s only been seen once in 50 years.

Seriously!?

After that, we went to the swamp to catch some grell frogs as per Elia’s training, however, everyone’s attention was at the rimel birds. Honestly, it’s more like everyone’s already forgotten that we came here for Elia’s training.

The grell frogs are actually quite easy to catch as long as you don’t mind the smell. It’s so easy it feels like they’re losing on purpose. But because of that, we ended up catching a lot. It’s also easy because there’s no one else here aside from us. Otherwise, the struggle for the grell frogs would be harder.

After we finished catching the grell frogs, we all went out of the swamp. And then with the help of the cleaner slimes, we all cleaned ourselves… Umm, I wonder if this is ok for training. Didn’t we come here with the purpose of getting used to filth? Well Elia’s slime will also eventually turn into a cleaner slime, so I guess it’s fine?

Actually, I don’t know, but no one’s stopping it, so whatever.

Having finished our work, we were about to go home, but before we did, we rested for a bit.

The madam and Elia were both surrounded by our rimel birds. Rheinhart-san enviously looked on at that scene from a slightly distant place. I had heard that he didn’t get along with bird-type magical beasts, but who would’ve thought that just by being near them they would threaten him.

Rheinbach-sama ordered Sebasu-san to use ‘Warp’ in order to go back to the town quickly, so he could have Araune-san and the others prepare a feast.

Because of that, when our break ended, and we went back to our lodging, a sumptuous, feast with plenty of spices complemented by high class wine was waiting for us.

Naturally, it ended up becoming a banquet with me and Elia being its leading actors. And Rheinbach-san and the others praised us plenty while we ate.

As soon as Elia said she was full, she became engrossed in talking with everyone. As for me, I couldn’t help but eat everything in front of me because of my frugal spirit. I thought it’d be a waste if the food and liquor just ended up thrown away, so in the end, I ended up eating and drinking too much.

It’s been a while since I’d eaten like this… Still, it’s kind of different from my previous life.

There were also times when I drank while being surrounded like this, but it wasn’t this fun. The food from my previous life should be more delicious, but today, it feels as if the food here is more delicious. The wine too.

…Come to think of it, Tekun-sama did say that I didn’t enjoy drinking in my previous life. I guess this is what he means by enjoying drinking. Anyway, I guess I’ll pray to Tekun today.

After the banquet ended, I asked for some of the remaining high class wine to use as an offering, and then I went back to my room.

It’s my second party since coming back to this world, but unlike my previous world, the parties here are fun. Thank you. This is something I received, but please let me use this as an offering.

… Something like this? Anyway, I face the statue and bow my head, and then I decided to sleep.

I’m feeling good today, so I think I’ll be able to sleep well.


 

The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 2 Chapter 25

TL Note: Emotional Resistance can also be read as Mental Resistance. 

Edit: 2015/07/30 Fixed some naming errors. 
Edit: 2015/08/01 Fixed a minor mistranslated line. 


Volume 2 Chapter 25

The next day.

The time to catch the grell frogs and tame the rimel birds has finally come. And because of that, me and the four members of the duke’s family, along with Sebasu-san, Jill-san, Zeff-san, Camil-san, and Hyuzu-san, are all walking towards the mine.

Elia and the others are all wearing armor just like the time when Elia went to the mine to train. As for me, I’m wearing a jumpsuit. Because of that, it kind of feels out of place, since I’m the only one wearing something different.

We’re not using the carriage today as another part of Elia’s training, but, unexpectedly, Elia might actually have more endurance than I thought. Although we’re taking a break right now, she hasn’t said a word of complaint until now.

“Fuu… Ryouma-san, are you ok?” [Elia]
“I’m alright.” [Ryouma]
“Ryouma-san has plenty of stamina, huh?” [Elia]

Elia began to feel down. Honestly, it’s not like I mind the fact that you’re tired, you know? After all, we’re walking up a mountain, and because there’s no pavement, it’s quite difficult to walk. The fact that you’re not complaining is already more than good enough.

Apparently Camil-san thought the same thing, because he went to encourage her.

“It’s alright, Ojousama. Compared to other children, Ojousama can already walk very well.” [Camil]
“That’s right, Ojousama. Don’t compare yourself to Ryouma. After all, this guy’s a little bit abnormal. Normally, it wouldn’t be weird to have been completely exhausted since way back. Seriously, Ryouma, you should at least try to sweat or something.” [Jill]
“Even if you tell me to sweat…” [Ryouma]

It’s a physiological phenomenon, so…

“Young master, a normal kid would usually perspire without being told, you know?” [Zeff]
“You’re matching the Ojousama’s pace, so it’s not that fast. So I can kind of understand when you’ve also been trained like us, but… What kind of training did you do?” [Camil]
“If I were to put it simply, I trained to my limits. When I collapsed, I’d rest. It’s not weird to get wounds either, as I was beat up continuously to drive the techniques into me. And I was only given two choices, either to suffer, or to keep on training. Anyway, I kept this up every day, and in the end this is how I ended up.” [Ryouma]
“Is your master a demon or something!?” [Jill]
“Yeah, that might be it.” [Ryouma]

My dad was really quite scary when I was a kid… so much so, that when he was around I couldn’t breathe because of the pressure.

While I was thinking that, Rheinbach-sama mentioned that it’s time to depart.

“It’s almost time for break to end. We need to start walking again before Elia completely cools down.” [Rheinbach]
“It’s just a little bit more, so do your best, Elia.” [Rheinhart]
   
We began walking again. And after 30 minutes of walking, the road led us to a forest and we pushed our way through. After another 30 minutes, a foul odor wafted to our noses. So this is the smell of the swamp.

As I thought that, we went even further, and eventually a reddish brown swamp came to view. It was around the boundary of the forest and the mine. And although we’re inside a forest, the number of trees are few, and it feels like the swamp was made from the debris of the cave after it had collapse because of the rain or something. As we got closer, the foul smell became stronger. To this, Elia covered her nose with her hand, and tried to endure.

“So this is the rumored swamp. It would appear that the smell is coming from the fallen leaves and the rotting corpses of the creatures that live in the swamp.” [Ryouma]
“What a horrible smell…” [Elia]
“The smell here is certainly bad, however, you also need to learn how to get used to this kind of environment. Since the towns outside of the Jamil’s territory have it worse.” [Madam]

Come to think of it, Rheinbach-sama did take care of the Jamil Household’s territory’s environment, so it’s quite better than others… wait, does that mean that all the other territory aside from here are… let’s pray that’s not the case.

“Fumu, looks like there still aren’t any grell frogs and rimel birds around here. Well, there’re several swamps, so let’s go around and look for others.” [Rheinbach]

At Rheinbach-sama’s words, we began to move again. And after 10 minutes of walking, we found a swamp, 3 times bigger than the last. Over there were 30 adventurers and slave magic users, and over 200 blue birds.

“They’re here! Those are rimel birds!” [Rheinbach]
“That’s…” [Ryouma]
“They’re beautiful…” [Elia]

Its appearance is close to a long-tailed cock without a cockscomb. And its body is blue, while its tail and head are adorned with beautiful green feathers. I have to agree, it’s definitely the popular type. Along with the reddish brown swamp, it’s mysteriously pretty.

It’s really beautiful, but because of that, I think the adventurers around here will get in the way.

“Let’s go there!” [Adventurer1]
“Hurry, catch it!” [Adventurer2]
“Ah!?” [Adventurer3]
“Hurry! Before it gets eaten!” [Adventurer4]

The adventurers entered the swamp, and they struggled with the rimel birds for the grell frogs.






While the rough men were being bathed in mud, I saw the sight of obscured frogs with the same reddish color as the swamp, be caught by men with a net barehanded… and it felt extremely sweltering to watch.

At a time like that, two young men prepared some musical instruments by the side of the swamp.

“You two watch carefully, those guys are about to try taming a rimel bird.” [Rheinhart]

One of the two men began to play a flute. His instrument looked like a recorder. But, unfortunately, he isn’t that good.

As soon as the music ended, the rimel birds all simultaneously sang. The noise the birds made were as if they were laughing and mocking the humans.

According to the information I received from Caulkins-san, when the rimel birds do not acknowledge your performance, they’ll release a warning sound. And that warning sound is extremely unpleasant.

So it’s like this, huh? Certainly, it’s not something pleasant to hear… But I guess this is something that happens often, since the adventurers who are trying to catch the grell frogs aren’t minding it.

“I think you two already understand, but yes, this is a failure. Like this, he won’t be able to tame one. You can try again as many times as you want, but if you try too many times, they’ll end up attacking you, so it’s better to just do it once. And at most, twice.” [Rheinhart]

While Rheinhart-san was explaining, the other man began to play the flute. This one’s worse than the other one… This time, before he even finished playing, the rimel birds already started laughing.

I guess he got mad when he heard that, because he took out a short sword that looks to be for self-defense.

As the man entered the swamp, he moved towards a rimel bird.

“Not good… don’t let your guard down.” [Rheinbach]
“Ha!” [The four guards.]

At Rheinbach-sama’s words, the four guards stepped forward. Even Sebasu-san and Rheinhart-san was vigilant. And the madam went near me and Elia.

“Gua! Hi, Hii!!” [Man]

I wonder if it’s because it felt danger to the man who drew close to it that it fired off the wind magic ‘Wind Cutter’. In any case, that attack only lightly grazed the shoulder of the man, but the other rimel birds also looked at the man. At that point, the man’s anger from a while ago vanished, and was instead changed to fear and panic. The man quickly began to run with all his strength. And the people around him also began to run.

Behind the man, several rimel birds fired off ‘Wind Cutter’ at his back. Their accuracy apparently wasn’t that good, and they missed. But the man became desperate as he ran.

“Don’t be like that guy. The rimel birds are gentle, but they’re not weak. If you do something like that, you’ll be hated, and they’ll attack you.” [Madam]

Said the madam as she warned me and Elia

… That guy is coming over here… that’s not good!

When the man got to the edge of the swamp, he relaxed for a bit, causing him to stop moving for a moment. There, a rimel bird fired off its ‘Wind Cutter’. That attack grazed the man’s leg, causing him to become unable to run. When we saw that, Camil and I both casted our magic at the same time.

“ ‘Earth Wall’ !! “ [Camil & Ryouma]

A wall made out of earth was erected between the man and the rimel bird. But in order to chase after the man, the rimel birds fired off several dozens of ‘Wind Cutter’. The surface of the wall was scraped off, but it was able to stop the attack.

At that, they stopped firing off the ‘Wind Cutter’, but in the next moment, they all began to chirp.

“Kuke! Kuke!! Kuke!!! Kuke!!!!”
“Kyaaa!” [Elia]
“Gu!?” [Rheinhart]
“This is!?” [Ryouma]
“Everyone, be careful!!” [Rheinhart]

Everyone suddenly began to hurt. And once Elia began to shake, the Madam and Sebasu-san hurriedly went to support her.

What’s going on!?

Looking at my surrounding, I saw that the adventurers were also in pain even though they shouldn’t be able to hear this sound well. Some of them even began to crouch and scream as if they’d lost their minds.

I can also feel some magic power accompanying the voice, so I guess the cause must be this cry.

When I searched for the location of the magic power and the sound, I immediately managed to find the culprit. Looks like it’s somewhat similar to my wind magic, ‘Big Voice’, in that it also manipulates the air to make the sound louder in the surroundings.

Then in that case, all I need to do is stop the oscillation of the air.

“ ‘Silent’ !” [Ryouma]

Aiming at the source, I fired off my magic. At that moment, the sound stopped, and Rheinhart-san and the others stopped hurting.

Effective… but painful.

The other side was causing the oscillations to increase with magic, while I did the opposite with my own magic. We’re both doing opposite things, so the victor will be decided by the one who has more control. If I lose focus, the sound will come out again.

Our control is equal…? No, it’s gradual, but I’m being pushed! Then in that case, I have no choice but to push through with my magic power! I chant the same magic again, but this time with more magic power.

“ ‘Silent’ !” [Ryouma]

It tried to resist for a bit more, but the rimel bird quickly left after it realized it was at a disadvantage. The other rimel birds also left.

Is it over?

“Camil! Heal that man! Jill, Zeff, Hyuzu! Bring the fainted adventurers to the edge of the swamp! Sebasu, how is Elia?” [Rheinhart]

Rheinhart-san gave orders, then he asked Sebasu-san about Elia’s status. But before Sebasu-san could talk, Elia replied.

“I’m… fine.” [Elia]
“Elia, are you ok? You don’t feel hurt anywhere?” [Rheinhart]
“Yes… I was just scared all of the sudden… but that’s all. I’ve already calmed down.” [Elia]
“I see. Then, that’s good… Ryouma-kun, thank you. That was you a while ago, right?” [Rheinhart]
“The rimel bird was the cause, right? I certainly stopped it, but what was going on?” [Ryouma]
“Huh?” [Madam and Elia]

Elia’s and Madam’s voice leaked out.

“Ryouma-san, didn’t you feel anything?” [Elia]
“Nothing in particular… I did think that it was noisy, though. But that aside, I was quite shocked when all of the sudden everyone around started to faint and hurt. I felt strong magic power coming from that one rimel bird, so I figured that was the culprit, but I honestly have no idea what just happened.” [Ryouma]
“Noisy? That’s all?” [Madam]
“Yes.” [Ryouma]

Hearing my response, the madam cocked her head in puzzlement. At that, Rheinbach-sama and Sebasu-san explained it to me.

“The rimel bird that Ryouma-kun stopped wasn’t just a rimel bird. That was a higher type known as, Nightmare Rimel Bird. These type of rimel birds can use dark magic on top of their wind magic. And their most prominent special feature is that their crying voice is accompanied by a mental attack as a byproduct of the dark element.” [Rheinbach]
“When one hears a nightmare rimel bird’s cry, one will be afflicted with fear, confusion, and insanity. Moreover, there are also people who will see an illusion and end up fainting, just like those guys.” [Sebasu]

As Sebasu-san said that, he pointed at the people Jill-san and the others were carrying.

Half of them were seated, while there were those who were unconscious, and then those who were crouching while shivering in fear.

“Seeing them like this, this is quite cruel…” [Ryouma]
“That just goes to show how strong a mental attack it is. Physical strength and mental strength are different, so it’s possible even for veteran adventurers to lose consciousness. And in their case, they’re beginners, so it’s a given that they’d end up like that.” [Sebasu]
“No matter how much you train, what’s painful is still painful. Well, you’ll be able to resist though.” [Rheinbach]

Come to think of it, I possess the ‘Mental Resist’ skill at level 9. So I guess it must be that.

“I have the ‘Mental Resist’ skill so it might be because of that.” [Ryouma]

As I said that, the puzzled madam suddenly went, “That’s it!” and was suddenly in full understanding.

So it’s really the effect of my skill. Apparently, my skill level’s so high, I didn’t feel anything.

Still, I have to be careful… mental attacks can’t be seen by the eyes after all. And while I didn’t suffer any of the effects, it’s not like I have any countermeasure for it.

And while it’s good that there wasn’t effect on me, it’s also not good that it was to the extent where I didn’t feel it all, and ended up not even knowing that I was under attack.

After a while, Jill-san and the others came back. Looks like they’re finished helping those people.

“What’s their status?” [Rheinhart]
“The only one injured is the one who started all this. Moreover, he’s already received treatment, so there won’t be any problem, and he’ll be able to come back to the town.” [Jill]
“Still, what should we do? All of the rimel birds ran away because of all the commotion.” [Zeff]
“Look for their nest?” [Ryouma]
“That’s difficult, young master. After all, the rimel birds ride on wind magic when they fly in the air. So the speed and altitude they fly at is at a different level compared to other magical beasts. Like this, the area’s too wide, and it won’t be easy to find them.” [Zeff]
“That’s why people who want to tame them wait here. I don’t know if they’ll come again today, so… are we going to wait?” [Rheinhart]
“We’ll wait. We came all the way out here after all. So I’d at least like to try taming them once.” [Elia]

At Elia’s words, we decided to wait here for a bit more. While we waited, the adventurers at the edge of the swamp slowly recovered, and even the people who had lost their consciousness had woken up.

I don’t know if it’s because they don’t feel like hunting anymore, or because the duke’s household and its guards are here, but before we knew it, we ended up all alone.

We created some stone chairs at a place that’s slightly distant from the swamp, sat there, and chatted.

During that, I found out that while the nightmare rimel bird’s mental attack is strong, the reason it’s really strong is because in order to stop it you’d have to attack with magic, or use a weapon. But then if you did that, the other rimel birds will attack you, at which point it’ll turn into a desperate situation. In order to avoid that, the only way is to resist, or try to run.

My magic wasn’t an attack, and it only stopped the sound, so it’s ok. It’s really good that I was able to hear from the duke’s family and Caulkins-san not to hurt the rimel birds.

Also, the rimel bird’s higher type is apparently a really rare magical beast. And in fact, it was last seen 10 years ago. It seems like my luck’s quite good, since it was thanks to my mental resistance that I was able to see the bird clearly and was able to properly use my magic.

That rimel bird’s body was slightly darker than the others. But although I say dark, it’s more like a strong color… like deep blue and green. It feels kind of high class.

And then, while we were passing the time while chatting, all of the sudden the atmosphere became dreary.

“I’ll have to leave Ryouma-san soon, huh?” [Elia]

Elia and the others came here to see the rimel bird, and try taming it. That’s why it could be said that they had already mostly completed their purpose for coming to this town. All that’s left is to go home. And Elia’s concerned about that.

… What should I say? I mean, it’s true that I’ll also be lonely, but…

If I said, “Right…,” then that’s ust too unfeeling. But then if I went, “Don’t go!” then she’ll just be like, “It’s disgusting to be told that by a 40 year old uncle!!” I mean it might be alright from how I look on the outside, but mentally speaking it’s really not. How about, “We’ll meet again.”? Yeah, this’ll do. I’d really like to say something more effective, but unfortunately…

As I thought that, the madam said this.

“Elia, It’s not like you won’t meet again. Right, Ryouma-kun?” [Madam]

While I was thinking, the madam said it before I was able to.

“Of course.” [Ryouma]
“If you send letters to each other, then you’ll be able to find out how each other’s doing.” [Rheinbach]
“Right! We can still meet again! Ryouma-san, please write to me, and I’ll also write to you!” [Elia]
“Then, let’s do that.” [Ryouma]
“Idiot! If you’re a man, then you should at least hug her!” [Hyuzu]

As Hyuzu-san said that, he hit my back with full strength. Because of that, I almost fell off my chair.

“Uwaah! What are you doing? Or rather, what are you thinking!? Aren’t you the bodyguard!? Normally you’d be stopping me! Not encouraging!” [Ryouma]
“Huh? I’m obviously doing this because it’s interesting!” [Hyuzu]

As he said that, he gave me a thumbs up along with a smile.

“Guo!? Y-You…” [Ryouma]

Somehow I felt a little irritated, so I hit him a bit. After that, I turned around, and my eyes met with Elia. Elia’s face was slightly red… You know it’s a bit troubling if you give me that kind of reaction… I thought the Madam would save us, but when I took a look at her, she was just watching over us. Or rather, she looks like she’s enjoying this…

“Hey… what… are you… gufu… “ [Hyuzu]

Asked, Hyuzu-san as he held his stomach while crouching because of the pain.

“Ah… I’m just hiding my embarrassment.”  [Ryouma]

This is crossing the line, even if I do say so myself… and although it was a spur of the moment, isn’t this a bit cruel?

“Don’t hit me just because you’re shy! … Ow, ow, ow… why does it hurt so much when you hit me while I was wearing armor. It hurts…” [Hyuzu]
“It’s that kind of skill is why.” [Ryouma]

It’s a technique that allows the force to pass through inside for the special case where one needs to fight with an opponent who is wearing an armor. Naturally, it’d hurt.

… No good, my tension’s also gotten weird… Calm down, me!

In the meanwhile, the atmosphere became delicate.

“……” [Ryouma]
“……” [Elia]
“……” [Ryouma]
“……” [Elia]
“Pirorororororo!!” [Something]
“What!?’ [Ryouma]
“Fue!?” [Elia]

That delicate atmosphere was cut apart with a whistling sound.

When we looked over where the sound was coming from, we saw a group of rimel birds headed here. 

 

The Man Picked up by the Gods – Volume 2 Chapter 24

TL Note: Little help with this one please: 俺としちゃたまにみてっから初めてって気はしねぇなぁ。


Volume 2 Chapter 24

When I got back to the lodging, I went to Elia’s room. There, Araune let me in as usual, and served me black tea.

“Welcome, so did you manage to settle your discussion with the merchant guild?” [Madam]
“Yes, moreover, I’ve also already hired three new slave magic users today.” [Ryouma]
“You’ve already hired them? Aren’t you hurrying too much?” [Rheinhart]
“That may be so, but it’s because I found some good people. The guild master also mentioned that it’s fine, and I got her permission.” [Ryouma]
“Ho… then I can guess it’s fine.” [Rheinbach]
“Also, they’re all people who were demoted and were made to research slimes, so it seems they’re quite eager to work. Like, “We’re gonna show them!” or something.” [Ryouma]
“I see, so it’s like that.” [Rheinhart]
“Those kind might actually be more reliable than someone who’d try to put in reason, then try to keep up an appearance.” [Madam]

After we finished talking about the store, Rheinhart-san began to talk about the grell frog outbreak. Looks like we’ll be going to catch the grell frog, and tame the rimel bird, the day after tomorrow.




The next day.

I show my face at the shop in the morning, and talk to them about tomorrow. There, Caulkins-san gave me some warning regarding the rimel birds. Apparently, Caulkins-san attempted to hunt it every year, so I couldn’t’ help but ask him if he wasn’t going to try this year.

“It’s already been decided that I’ll be working at this shop, so it doesn’t matter anymore.” [Caulkins]

Said Caulkins-san as he showed me a cheerful face.

After that, I went to Serge-san’s store to deliver the 70 sheets of cloth I made the day before yesterday.

“Welcome, Ryouma-sama.” [Serge]
“Good morning, Serge-san. I came here to deliver the waterproof cloths.” [Ryouma]
“Thank you very much. By the way, five people came here yesterday according to your referral. Also, there’ve also been others who would come from time to time, and buy your waders when they noticed it. Looks like it’ll sell better than expected, especially to the adventurers.” [Serge]

Come to think of it, I did walk in the town with that. Is it because of that?

“When I took a request to clean the latrine pits before, I walked around the town in those for days. I guess it must’ve caught on because I stood out.” [Ryouma]
“That’s most likely it. Everyone who came here to purchase it already knew about it, and I didn’t have to explain it to them. With this, the demand might increase faster than planned.” [Serge]
“I brought 70 sheets with me today, but I still have some headroom, so I’ll try to see if I can increase the production rate. I should be able to increase it by expanding the workplace.” [Ryouma]
“Thank you very much, but please do take care not to push yourself too much.” [Serge]

Ah, so Serge-san’s also heard about me overworking.

“Please rest assured, my store’s already able to function by itself, and the longest part of the waterproof cloth’s production is waiting for it to dry.” [Ryouma]
“Then I guess it’s fine, but…” [Serge]

As he said that, Serge-san looked at me doubtingly. Ignoring that, I brought out the waterproof cloths, and after confirming them, he paid me for the manufacturing cost. After I’d received the payment and the new untreated cloths, I went to the abandoned mine.




As soon as I got to the abandoned mine, I set the cloths, and immediately start the treatment for 70 of them.

During that, I went to a different level with the 2 earth slimes and the scavenger slimes, and I began constructing a new work place while I trained the earth slimes.

I had the earth slimes use ‘Create Block’ to dig a hole, while I had the scavenger slime’s carry them. Then I used ‘Pavement’ to reinforce the walls. After preparing the tunnel, we made the room.

After that, I took the sticky slimes that treated the cloths, and began to work on a new set.

Today, I managed to do double of last time’s 70 at 140 sheets. The sticky slimes looked like they could still do more, but I stopped it around 150. It’s not good to push them too hard.

I had the slimes work hard, so I decided not to train them today. Afterwards, I filled a vessel of stone I made with earth magic with water from my water magic, and then I gave it to the slimes. Ahh, it’s slow, but they swarmed over me.

At that time, a thought popped up in my mind. Will slimes other than the earth slimes and the dark slime also absorb magic?

As I thought that, I began to release neutral magic power. In response to that, the other slimes also began to absorb it. However, it’s different from the vigor the dark slime and the earth slimes show when absorbing.

As I changed the attribute of the magic power I released, I found out that the acid slimes, the sticky slimes, and the bloody slime, all had a preference for neutral magic. The poison slime had a preference for poison magic power, while the metal slimes and the iron slimes had a preference for earth magic power.

But what was surprising to me, is that the cleaner slimes and the scavenger slimes had a preference for two attributes. The cleaner slimes, water and light. While the scavenger slimes liked earth and dark magic power. It seems it’s possible for some slimes to like more than one attribute.

As for the healer slimes, they also had a preference for the three attributes, neutral, water, and light. But it would appear that they liked healing magic the most. I wonder why these are the only ones who prefer magic over magic power. “Well, I guess it’s fine since it’ll also be practice for my healing magic,” is what I was thinking. But then, all of the sudden, the heal slimes became ready for a split! So magic power can also serve as nourishment? I’ll have to verify this later.

For the meantime, I had them split, and then I contracted them.

Like this, the 2 heal slimes became 4.

After that, in order to prepare for the rimel bird tomorrow, I took out the guitar I made during the time I lived in the forest. I tightened its strings, and then I practiced a bit.

It’s been a while, but I can still play to some extent. It would be great if I could tame it with this, but… well, whatever will be will be, right? If it doesn’t go well, then I could just go look for a different bird-type.

After that, I killed time until the cloths finished drying. Then I took the finished cloths, went back to the town, and delivered them as usual to Serge’s shop. With this, I’ve apparently finished populating the inventory for the waterproof cloth for the time being. Serge-san said that it will also take time to create the products, so for the meantime there won’t be a need for me to deliver new ones.

As expected though, I think he’s being anxious and is trying not to push me too much. Even though it’s the slimes who do all the work…

I’ll just store up the remaining cloths after finishing them then.




After I stepped out of Serge-san’s store, I looked up at the sky and thought.

“… I finished the job at a tricky time again, huh?” [Ryouma]

Even if I went back home now, there’s nothing to do. And there’s also no time left to go back to the mine and train… At times like this, I guess it’s best to go to the church.






This time when I got to the church, the one at the gate was the woman from when I had my status board made.

“Ara, aren’t you the one from…” [Woman]
“Thank you for before.” [Ryouma]
“Welcome, what business do you have here today?” [Woman]
“Today, I came here to pray.” [Ryouma]
“I see, then in that case, please follow me.” [Woman]

I was again brought to the chapel with plenty of chairs. And just like before, I grabbed a chair, put my hands together, and prayed………………………………Hmm?

Huh? I thought I’d be sent to the god’s world again as usual, but nothing happened. Then again, I guess it’s stranger if I were to go there all the time.

As I thought that, in the next instant, my surrounding became white.

“!? This is…? So I guess I did end up coming here today as well. But still, there was a rather weird pause, huh?” [Ryouma]
“My bad, my bad, I normally don’t use my power, so it looks like it took some time.” [God]

To my mutterings, a voice came from behind me.

When I turned my head, I saw a thick haired man with a small stature standing there with a wine barrel on his right shoulder as he drank from a bottle with his left. It’s the God of Wine!

“The God of Wine, Tekun-sama?” [Ryouma]

After he separated his lips form his wine bottle, he answered.

“Yeah, I’m Tekun. You don’t need to be formal with me. After all, I am a god, I can see your heart, so there’s no point in keeping up that courtesy. Besides, it’s a pain, so you can also just call me Tekun. Anyway, take a seat.” [Tekun]

Now that he mentions it, there’s certainly no point when the person you’re talking to is a god who can read your mind.

I continue just like Tekun told me to, and I sat in that place.

“Then I’ll proceed as usual… Nice to meet you, I’m Ryouma Takebayashi. Thank you for divine protection.” [Ryouma]
“You don’t have to mind the divine protection, I just give it from time to time when I find someone interesting. It just so happens that it’s you.” [Tekun]

As Tekun said that, he drank some liquor from his bottle.

“Are you the only one here today?” [Ryouma]
“Yeah, everyone else is passing the time by doing whatever they want. The God of War, the God of Magic, and the God of Land all can’t be seen aside from this completely white place, but they all have their own comfortable spaces. There they created, what you would called in human terms, a house, and are living in it.” [Tekun]

“I see, I didn’t know that. Or rather, is this your house?” [Ryouma]
“Nah, I don’t have a house. I am the God of Wine and Craftsmen, and amongst wines and craftsmen there are several kinds of places, so I just wander there.” [Tekun]
“You wander there?” [Ryouma]
“This may be the divine realm, but it is still connected to the world you live in…… I can’t explain it well though, so you should have someone else explain it to you. But that aside, drink.” [Tekun]

Tekun took a cup full of liquor from the air and gave it to me. Rather than calling it a cup though, I guess calling it a goblet is more appropriate. The goblet is silver in color, and it has several silver and small precious stones decorating it here and there.

“Cheers!!”
“Cheers!”

After toasting vigorously, I drank. There, my mouth was filled with the sweetness of an extremely delicious liquor.

“This is delicious.” [Ryouma]
“This is fruit wine made from the mixture of the fruit and honey of the flowers raised in a land that’s received the god of land’s divine protection. Naturally, it’s delicious.” [Tekun]
“Ho… Could I get some to take back with me? And would it be possible to also get a land with that kind of divine protection?” [Ryouma]
“What, did you think you wouldn’t be able to get this wine because it was dedicated to god? As for divine protections, I can’t give divine protections to anything except people, but the God of Land can give divine protections to lands. Also, the Gayn you know used to give divine protection to everything in this world, you know? After all, that guy’s the God of Creation.” [Tekun]

“Well, nowadays though, after the living things of this world had grown and changed, the places were Gayn could give divine protection have become less and less. The same is true for me, but there are also times when I take away the divine protection. For example, when a passionate blacksmith does his best and I come to like him and give him my divine protection. But then he suddenly becomes lazy. At a time like that, I’ll want to take his divine protection away.” [Tekun]

As Tekun said that, he took another sip from his bottle.

“By the way, would you happen to know where Gayn and the others have been going to lately?” [Tekun]
“Where they’re going?” [Ryouma]
“Yeah, I haven’t seen them a lot lately, and there are plenty of times when they just suddenly disappear. It’s not like there’s a lot to do, so it’s fine, but I’m concerned.” [Tekun]
“Even if you tell me that… I can’t come here unless they call me, and even when we…” [Ryouma]

There, I suddenly thought of the last time I came here and chatted with Kufo.

“It’s possible that they might have come to my previous world.” [Ryouma]
“Yours? What was it? Earth?” [Tekun]
“Yes, yes, that’s right. Kufo said it when I came here last. Apparently Gayn and the others are going sightseeing in Earth.” [Ryouma]
“Haa!? Sightseeing in another world!? What on earth are those guys doing!?” [Tekun]

Tekun couldn’t help but yell as he was surprised.

“Is it strange?” [Ryouma]
“It is. Normally, gods won’t meddle with worlds other than the world they’re affiliated with. People with your case are a very special exception. So there’s no way we can go there for something as mundane as sightseeing.” [Tekun]
“But that’s what Kufo said the last time we met, so I don’t think I’m mistaken. Apparently, Gayn took a liking to the Japanese idols, and Rurutia’s going around eating sweets. As for Kufo he’s going around the secluded regions of the planet.” [Ryouma]

When Tekun heard that, he began to think.

“What’s going on? You’re telling the truth, right? I don’t know much about idols, but…” [Tekun]
“Yeah, I’m not lying.” [Ryouma]
“While it’s not like it’s impossible to go there, but… normally the god on the other side will get mad. To begin with, nothing like this has happened until you got here, you know? … Unless!!?” [Tekun]

All of the sudden, Tekun made an angry expression as he stood up.

“What’s wrong!?” [Ryouma]
“Those bastards… they wouldn’t have actually made a deal with the god on the other side to sightsee just because they had too much free time, would they? The ones that have nothing to do aren’t only them, and yet… they’re the only ones having fun!?” [Tekun]

As Tekun trembled all over, he quickly took the wine on the ground and carried it, and then screamed.

“This isn’t the time for this! I’m definitely gonna find those guys!” [Tekun]

As he said that he began to run, so in a panic I called out to him.

“W-Wait! What about me!?” [Ryouma]
“Ah–sorry… just past the time like that, eventually you’ll go back. It’s fine even if you take some with you. As long as you pour magic power into that goblet it will produce wine, so don’t worry about running out. Sorry, but I’m in a hurry right now, see ya!” [Tekun]
“W– eh? Fast!?” [Ryouma]

Tekun ran so fast he couldn’t be seen. Or rather, the pace doesn’t really match with the short distance. Ahh, I already can’t see him… I really was left behind, huh?

“Then, what should I do with this? Being left alone here… I guess I’ll drink some for the meantime.” [Ryouma]

I take a sip.

“Yep, it’s definitely delicious. Still, I kind of want some snack to go with this too.” [Ryouma]

Unfortunately, there’s only a liquor and a goblet in this place. He told me that if I put magic power into this thing, liquor will come out, but even then what’s the point if snacks don’t come out too? Hmm? But if I can use magic power, then I guess I can also use magic.

As I thought that, I tried opening my ‘Item Box’.

“ ‘Item Box’ “

A black orifice opened in the air. Looks like I can use ‘Item Box’.

“I was able to use it… So I guess it doesn’t have anything to do with the place? Well, whatever. Let me see if I can get something I can use as snack… there’s nothing else aside from food ingredients and fruits, huh? Recently, I’ve started to put everything in the refrigerator in the store… sigh.” [Ryouma]

I take out my things from the ‘Item Box’ but I couldn’t find any food.

While I was doing that, the time to go home came as light started to illuminate.

Not good! If I don’t clean up now!!

I drink the liquor in gulp, and put everything away in a hurry. In any case, I need to put everything back as fast as I can!

After I finish putting everything back, the light became stronger as soon as I closed my ‘Item Box’. Next thing I knew, I was back in my world.

“A–Ah… Is it a safe?” [Ryouma]

I quickly check my ‘Item Box’, and as I checked my things one by one, I was relieved…

For the meantime, I guess I’ll go out. Afterwards, I gave some donation, then I left the church.

… Come to think of it, I drank that last cup in one gulp, huh? Uwaah, I did something really wasteful… It would have been better if I just drank it slowly without looking for snack…

That liquor was really delicious. Because of that, I felt a bit regretful.

And so, as I went back home while feeling a little down.